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digging out my old AU from 2023 where yuki is a cat and banri and momo are idiots around each other until one of them finally confesses (banmomo endgame) (they will get there eventually Trust Me)
Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!
Momo: Alright! And so it begins~! The “16 STAR SIGNS” interview corner! 🥳
Momo: Hosting today is the genius composer and the world’s most handsome idol, our very own Yuki! 🤴🏻✨ And answering the questions will be Momo-chan! 🫶
Yuki: Hey Momo
Yuki: When you let me into your room just now, you were rushing to hide something weren’t you?
Yuki: Behind that cushion over there.
Momo: N-n-n-n-no I wasn’t!?
Yuki: So there is something you can’t tell me.
Momo: Well yeah… I mean, come on, everyone's got a thing or two they keep secret right!? 🫣🫣 I believe they call that privacy! 🫣
Yuki: Huh. When did YOU start caring about privacy, Momo? You are a walking TMI sign, your car tax info is literally laying right here.
Momo: KYAAAAAAH, YOU PERVERT!!!!
Momo: You can’t just broadcast a sparkly idol’s room like that!! 🥺
Yuki: Momo
Momo: Guh…
Momo: Don’t look at me with those crystal-clear, beautiful eyes…
Yuki: You promised you wouldn’t keep secrets from me. We’re in this together through thick and thin, good or bad.
Momo: “In this together”… you mean that kind of “in this together”? The deep, dramatic kind?!
Momo: Your real-life hottie energy has been too much for my brain to process lately… It’s not even that serious, man… But uh…
Yuki: What is it
Momo: I, uh… was drinking while staring at your Binary Vampire photo and I reaaaaaally didn’t want you (the real-life version) to find out…🥹
Yuki: Oh, that’s it? I really don’t understand what makes you so embarrassed about that.
Momo: Hello!?!?!? That’s a completely normal and reasonable fan reaction?!?!
Yuki: You’re not a fan though, you’re my partner. You literally have a photo of us together up in your room, how’s this different?
Momo: Of course I’m your partner!!! But I’ll always be your eternal fan at the same time 😤 I won’t budge on that one 😤 And, like, sure…I have us displayed together, but that photo is waaaay too sexy~~~~ It’s practically a national treasure
Momo: Like that slightly open mouth… and the languid gaze staring at me… And above all, that outfit suits you way too well. The concept of vampirism itself was invented for you, Yuki… (?)
Yuki: So should I bite your neck, Momo?
Momo: what
Yuki: Kidding. Don’t freeze up.
Momo: Stop teasing me when you look so handsome, you’re gonna give me a heart attack!!!??
Yuki: I carry around a locket with your childhood photo inside and I’m not embarrassed at all
Momo: Yuki…
Momo: You’re the most thoughtful partner in the world…
Yuki: Problem solved.
Momo: Yeah…😇🫶🫶🫶
Yuki: You don’t have to hide that anymore. Shall we start the interview?
Momo: I’ll keep drinking while staring at that photo every night…😇🫶🫶🫶 Let’s start the interview…
Yuki: Alright, first question. Tell us how you felt when the store event was decided.
Momo: I was super excited! Just getting congratulation messages and letters online makes me overjoyed, but having everyone celebrate together in the same space is way too luxurious! 😆
Momo: And the star theme is really nice too. We always stick foil on ourselves and do our best to pretend to be stars, right? But getting modeled after real constellations makes me feel like what we’re doing is really reaching everyone.
Yuki: Momo, you’re a real, brilliant star. No first-magnitude star could ever outshine you.
Momo: Thank you!! You’re my brightest star!! So dazzling, almost within reach, but always out of grasp… And yet you never allow me to look away 🌟
Momo: So, super handsome Yuki… would you accept to come with me to see my store? 🥹
Yuki: Of course. I was planning on it from the start.
Yuki: After noon
Momo: LOLOLOLOLOL I’ll make sure to wake you up as late as possible 😆 Thanks, I’m really looking forward to it 😆
Momo: Since we’re at it, I’d love to go again with Touma another day. Birthday bros gotta stick together for good luck 😎🤘
Yuki: Hm.
Yuki: Maybe I’ll come along for that too.
Momo: Yuki,,,,😳 Even before noon,,,?
Yuki: You’ll wake me up, right?
Momo: Yup!!! Going with you twice would make me so happy 🤩 I’ll ask Touma 🤩
Yuki: Thanks. Alright, next question. Which photo did you sign as your favorite and why?
Momo: That one’s easy!! The “16PRODUCERS” photo! 🥳🥳
Yuki: That was fast.
Momo: Of course it was!! I always sing alongside you as your partner, but you specifically thought about me for that project, from the melody to the outfits?!
Momo: It was totally different from our usual Re:vale songs. It felt like you specifically introduced me to the whole world as your partner, you truly gave me a once-in-a-lifetime gift.
Yuki: Momo
Yuki: You can cry today if you want. I’m laying right here next to you. (1)
Momo: Y-you’re so crazy I can’t even cry anymore!?!?!? Seriously, you’ve become way too perfect, Yuki…🥹
Yuki: You’ve given me so much ever since I met you, Momo. I wanted to give something back to you.
Yuki: Thank you for accepting it. I’ll make another song for you, and only you.
Momo: Yukiiiiii~~~~
Momo: Every day feels like a gift for me since I get to sing, dance, and be Re:vale with you! The old me might've felt a bit overwhelmed by this, but… I am way too greedy now. I wanna stay by your side and receive your presents forever!
Momo: Forever and ever, okay Yuki?
Yuki: Obviously. For an eternity.
Yuki: Next is an original question, but since we’re on the topic, tell me something you’d like to do with me from now on.
Momo: Wha-
Momo: So like, anything is fine…?
Yuki: Of course.
Momo: Then, I want you to live a long, healthy life…
Momo: If possible, I want you to outlive me even by a day…
Yuki: That
Yuki: Sounds more like something you want me to do, not something we do together.
Momo: I knooowwww~~~~ but I can’t help iiiit~~~!! My desires took priority~~😭😭😭😭
Yuki: Well, I’ll take care of my health since you’re asking
Yuki: But I don’t want to outlive you.
Momo: No way!!!!!!! We need regular exercise and social activity to extend our healthy lifespans!! I’ll coach you then!!!
Yuki:
Yuki: Let’s leave the distant future aside for now, is there anything you’d like to do with me in the near future?
Momo: Then… I wanna travel all over the world with you, Yuki! I wanna meet as many fans as possible!! Not just across Japan, but across the world… Across the planet!! 🌈
Momo: There’s something I realized thanks to this store event, though. There are so many people who want to come see us but can’t make it for different reasons. Maybe because of scheduling, distance, life stuff. So instead of waiting for everyone to come to us, I wanna go to them! Imagine sparking little bubbles of joy everywhere in the world, expanding everyday, until they pop and the whole planet fills with happiness!
Momo: That’s the kind of big dream only the legendary Re:vale could pull off, right?
Yuki: That’s wonderful. Just like you, Momo.
Yuki: It’s exactly the kind of grandiose, universal wish that only Re:vale could make. Let’s make it come true.
Momo: Yeah!!! Even when we’re old grandpas! 👑👑
Yuki: Last question. Give us a message for your fans.
Momo: Okaaaay!! Everyone who’s reading this, I love you so, so much! And you love me, Yuki, and Re:vale too, right? Just that alone makes Momo-chan super happy!
Momo: But I’ve never once taken your love for granted. You all take time out of your busy schedules to come see us, to dress up, to share a piece of your heart and positive energy with us.
Momo: It’s not easy, I know that. Even when you’re busy, tired, or struggling, you still send us smiles from the audience.
Momo: If you ever feel worn out, it’s okay to take a break. Re:vale will always be right here by your side. May our music add just a little color to your life!
Yuki: Thank you. Your words always sink right into my heart, Momo.
Momo: R-really!? So does your music! ✨ No matter the genre, I always think “yeah, this is definitely what Re:vale’s all about!” ✨✨
Yuki: Let’s keep delivering that feeling together, Momo.
Momo: Yeah!! Today’s been full of so many wonderful promises 🥹✨
Yuki: Including the promise to clean up all the stuff you shoved in the closet before inviting me in.
Momo: Y-Yukiiiii~~~~
Yuki: That cute face of yours won’t save you. Here, I brought cleaning supplies.
Momo: Ugh… even holding a rag, you’re still too handsome…🥹🥹
This is a reference to last year’s birthday chat ‘16PRODUCERS’ where Momo was crying and Yuki told him not to cry when he’s not there to wipe his tears. I don’t like them
One time, Banri had to contact Re:vale for work. He wrote the email in a very professional manner, using formal language, as if he was talking to people he didn't know.
Yuki just replied with "We've seen each other naked."
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