julie hader.

[juliehader]

judefms​:

jude sat at a table in the lounge, one hand pressing her phone to her ear and the other rubbing her right temple. her eyes were pressed shut as she listened to jennifer lawrence’s manager ramble on about why she’d be late for her interview today and how jennifer would need a bowl of unsalted– NOT salted– pretzels and orange gatorade in her minifridge and blah blah blah… “alright, i’ve taken note of everything she will need, just please call me and not anyone else when mrs. lawrence arrives so i can come collect her.  alright, goodbye mr. james,” she said politely, hanging up quickly before the man could add any other notes. she slumped down in her chair, shaking her head as she began to rant to the person next to her. “what a diva! i mean, damn, i’ve dealt with some divas, but every time she has to come into the office it’s always something. i mean, who eats unsalted pretzels, jesus!” she let out a breath before sitting up properly in her seat, turning her face to the person. she was a bit embarrassed for her outburst– it was rather unlike her. normally she would just wait until her weekly therapy appointment to let out feelings like that. “sorry about that. this job is… difficult, sometimes, to put it lightly.”

she finally had a moments break, which is how she found herself in the lounge to begin with. julie hiked her bag up on her shoulder as she rifled through it at her side, digging for the bag of chips she’d tossed in there earlier. her movements slowed down as she heard the girls voice, and she momentarily pretended she wasn’t listening in, but how could she not? she could faintly hear a voice on the other line prattling on, though she couldn’t make any of the words out. she tossed the other a look of disbelief as she got an idea about who the call was regarding. julie lowered herself into the seat next to her, just fully eavesdropping at this point. she pulled out her doritos and opened them as quietly as possible, dipping her hand into the bag to grab a chip. only a moment later did the other finish her phone call, and julie raised an eyebrow at her, tipping the bag towards her as a sympathy offering as she chewed quietly. “unsalted pretzels? do they even make those?” there was a brief shake of her head before she continued. “hey, don’t worry about it. curious, though. who’s the worst one you’ve had to deal with so far? bet you’ve seen way weirder than that.”

[juliehader]

brxdys​:

brady prided himself on his many talents — one of which happened to be catching grapes in his mouth at a 100% success rate. it was a versatile skill, a perfect boredom cure he could break out pretty much anywhere…as long as he had grapes. and today he did, on top of being bored as hell, so it was game on. he leaned back in his chair and tossed up another one, catching it with no effort, and then straightened back up. “think i could break the world record for this?” he asked the person closest to him. a quick google search told him just what that was, and brady leaned back with a sigh. “87 in under a minute. better start training for real. might need a training partner to throw ‘em for me so i can focus,” he added, a hopeful look on his face.

julie had her legs resting in the empty chair across from her, phone in her hands as she scrolled through the vibez twitter feed. she hadn’t been paying attention to brady tossing the grapes into his mouth until the world record was mentioned, to which she slowly lowered her phone to her lap with a raise of her eyebrows. this was inherently more interesting, because the only thing  she was seeing were the occasional ‘you guys suck’ and ‘please rt it’s my birthday’ mentions. and since she was fighting the urge to reply back with the instant ‘no u suck’ and birthday-themed songs that were entirely too inappropriate to be on main, this was arguably the more responsible use of her time. “87? that’s nothing. i’ve seen you pound at least 90 of those in one sitting.” exaggeration? maybe, but who was to say, really. she sat her phone face down on the table, task now forgotten as interest tinted her features. “hand them over.”  it was a simple demand as her legs fell to the ground, body in a now upright position as she stretched her hand out towards him. “---how much air do we need to get for this to count in the big leagues?” this was clearly an olympic sport, so they’d treat it as such. “like six feet, or what?” 

[juliehader]

( maya hawke, female, she/her ) have you heard about JULIE HADER? of course you have. they’re the 21 year old SOCIAL MEDIA RUNNER. i don’t know what their last job was, all i know is that they’re originally from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. carol in hr said that they’re kinda DETACHED and SECRETIVE but jessica in marketing insists that they are QUICK-WITTED and RELAXED.  at the end of the day, this company would fall apart without them. i just hope their head doesn’t get too big with all the hype surrounding them. According to the latest Vibez quiz, their personality most closely resembles POCAHONTAS ( jem, she/her, 27, pst )

Hey everyone, back at it with my SECOND whole ass character. I’ll probably just stick to her and Max (Ross Lynch) for awhile, so give me all the plots!

Basic Information:

Name: Julie Marie Hader. Gender/Pronouns: She/Her Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Pansexual/Panromantic Age: 21 Birthdate: March 29, 1999 Occupation: Social Media Runner

Background:

TW: Physical/Mental Abuse to an adult and child, Drugs (Marijuana)

Growing up, Julie had what would be described as turbulent childhood. Her Mother Helen and her Father Daniel were High School sweethearts who got married too young. They found out they were pregnant when they were High School Seniors, and Helen - being from an old school type of family, wanted to settle down immediately. The idea of raising a baby on your own is daunting, and Helen had never truly been on her own before. Her relationship with Daniel was not a mature one from the start; they were teenagers and mind games were ever present since the moment they met at age 16.

He was Helen’s first love, and she wanted to believe she had it all with a husband and newborn daughter. Daniel got odd jobs and Helen stayed home to raise Julie. They struggled, because it’s hard to find a steady job when you have no experience and you have a baby at home. This led to more arguments between Daniel and Helen, and Daniel had always been on the quick to anger side - but as the years went on Daniel became increasingly more verbally (and at times physically) abusive towards Helen. As Julie became older, he would extend the verbal abuse to her too. Helen was dependent on him, and she couldn’t go stay with her parents. But it all came to a head when he lashed out at Julie physically. Helen decided then that it was finally enough, and in the middle of the night she gathered her and Julie’s things, and they left.

Daniel found them a couple of times, until they were able to file a restraining order. Julie hasn’t seen him since she was 18, when he tried to reach out to her on social media when she graduated High School. She blocked him, but there’s a part of her deep down who wanted to message back. As much as she says she hates him, that was still her Dad, and a part of her wishes things could be different although she knows that’s not how the world works. 

Her and her Mom struggled to make it work, but from ages 10-14, it was just them. Julie and Helen became closer than ever, and Julie became increasingly protective of her Mom - especially whenever she brought home a new boyfriend. Helen would make crafts and sell them on the side to sustain them while also working a main job to keep them afloat, and Julie would always help her with it. It started as home made soaps, but then delved into home made jewelry. Julie doesn’t admit it, but she still holds on to those memories of just sitting around helping her Mom when it was just the two of them.

When Julie was 14, Helen met a man named George, and the two clicked right away. Julie did not like this bitch at first, because it was the first serious serious relationship her Mom had since her Dad. And Helen is the type to not like to be alone, so her suspicions were high. So naturally, she did not like it when they announced they were getting married and Helen was quitting her job in the process. She rebelled against it - typical emo teenager, but underneath it all, she just didn’t want anyone to get in the way of her and her Mom again or to hurt them somehow. Eventually, she learned that George was... a pretty decent guy. It took years, but she actually kind of sort of loves him, in her own way. She’s still always looking for signs of things to possibly go wrong, but she’s happy her Mom is happy. 

She has a step-brother, Miles, who is about six years older than her, and a half-brother Joshua (the birth child of Helen and George), who is now about five years old. She actually bonded with them before she did George, and can’t really see her life without them around. Don’t tell them that tho.

Julie still has difficulty letting people in and trusting them fully, because she feels like she has to be cautious. Because of this, she tends to keep people at arms length, until she feels like she can trust them. That’s not always an easy feat, though. 

Some mini-facts:

Julie is highly independent and has turned down money from George (her step-dad) to help her out. Although she does trust him in her own way, she never wants to be in the position of having to rely on somebody else.

She currently lives in a small lil apartment and needs roommates (connection ideas!) because housing costs are expensive damn. 

She was originally an entertainment intern, having thought she wanted to pursue that field, but she fell into the position of social media runner instead. It’s a way better fit for her, considering she doesn’t entirely know if she wants to keep pursuing a career in the entertainment field.

Julie actually has an interest in computers and coding in general that started when she was in High School, and has been secretly saving up money to go to college for it. She has an app she’s been working on for a couple of years that she hasn’t told anyone out, because she feels like its not good enough yet. 

She has TWO side hustles. Julie lowkey also has her own Etsy store making homemade jewelry (organic so it that bougie hippie shit), something she used to help her Mom with when it was just them. She also happens to sell weed, and is pretty good at networking to do that. She’s been doing that since she was 18, so a lot of people probably know her for it tbh lmao. 

She’s super chill, and people can probably trust her to keep a secret because she doesn’t really care to blab peoples dirty laundry. 

She’s probably friends or friendly with a lot of people because she tends to joke around a lot, but there’s probably few she’s genuinely close to. She believes in vibes pretty strongly.

She loves trash TV and if she had to pick a dream right now, it’d be to be the host for the next biggest reality dating show. Make it happen for Love is Blind Season 2, Vibez.

Possible Connections:

I have actually made a list of wanted connections here for Max, but they are just basic ideas and most could work for her too. I am open up to any ideas/plots/all the connections! If there’s something you’re dying to do, feel free to hop into my DMs. My discord can be found at Spammy Santino #9317.