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In theory, a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe into a cold start.
In theory, a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe into a cold start.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29720223/chapters/163311733
Chapter 19 of Fork is up!
A snippet from chapter 19 of Fork!
Chapter 19 of Fork is off to a good start!
Jeff & Annie + kisses
Look, I'm gonna say it: These two need to get together in the movie. Or I fist-fight Dan Harmon like I'm Uwe Boll and he's a critic giving completely reasonable and accurate critiques of my films.
Posted a new fic! It's a smutty oneshot featuring billiards!
So it's been a while but I'm still writing! Life's just been very busy. For those of you who haven't heard, I welcomed my son to the world two months ago, so my life has been pretty focused on that, plus getting ready for him before that. But I've got a new system for keeping myself writing, and it's been working pretty well so far! Excited for big things coming in 2025 for Fork, Above Dildopolis, and a couple new projects!
What are y'alls fav JeffAnnie episodes ?
Big ones are probably (in no particular order) Debate 109, Introduction to Statistics (seriously, look at her smile when Jeff dances with her at the end of the episode), Basic Lupine Urology, and Conventions of Space and Time.
Edit: I forgot Intro to Knots! How can you not love some domestic Jeff/Annie?
Werewolf Jeff??? Discuss??
I thought Annie was the werewolf
If you had to pick an episode for Jeff and Annie to get together, which one would it be?
Hmmm excellent question
I think that, because it’s community and the focus has never been on relationships too much, I would’ve liked them doing relationship stuff on the sidelines. Like—
Maybe have them just hook up in season 4
add a scene at the end of the Christmas episode where everyone else has gone home and they are laughing about the day and Annie is helping clean.
She says something like “sorry if I made that get out of hand. I know I can be… dramatic… and too much”
And Jeff can say something like “cmon Annie. You’re never too much. You’re a perfect amount and make every situation better even when you make it worse”
He goes to move into the kitchen, or tries to ruffle her hair but she catches his hand, looking gobsmacked, and they look at each other
End episode
Then the next episode is the body switching episode (a lot of people say the best ep of season 4 and that’s fair, except troy treats poor Britta like crap)
Start it with Annie waking up in Jeff’s bed and sneaking out
Maybe they are kind of avoiding eye contact that day
When Jeff has his speech to Troy about how he wishes he was brave enough to commit to a relationship, maybe a line about how knowing troy makes him feel braver? Implied he’s thinking about Annie
At the end of the episode he goes to talk to Annie and it’s obvious he’s going to suggest they actually date but before he gets there she cuts him off and says:
“Jeff, knowing you has really helped me relax. I love that I don’t always have to be thinking of the future! I can just live my life and see where things go. I guess I’m more mature now!”
As she wanders off, it’s clear that Jeff is devastated
Then never address it again in season 4
In season 5, maybe one glance in the first episode that makes it clear that they aren’t sure where they left off
In the polygraph episode just add a line where pierce conveys to the gang
“did you know Mr. Winger and Ms. Edison have been seeing each other since they got back to greendale?”
Everyone is shocked
Jeff cries out “how could he know that”
Annie is like “pierce promised our monthly coffee catch ups were confidential!” Or something
Then when questioned, both insist “we’re casual! It’s casual!”
The rest of the season, their interactions are a bit different. They hold hands when people aren’t looking, he’s shown holding her food or bringing her coffee.
Season 5 finale
in the show has the Jeff-Britta engagement. If we really need to keep that we can have Jeff/Annie say they’ve ended things at the start of the episode.
But I say we get rid of the subplot.
Maybe instead he and Annie are talking about ending things in their casual relationship since it’s ~casual~ and they are going to have to separate when the school is closed.
And maybe she’s like “it works out; Abed wants to downsize to a cheaper place anyway; I’m going to transfer out of the city because city college doesn’t have forensics so I guess I’m moving.”
Both are sad
After Jeff’s burst of emotion that opens the door, Jeff stops Annie at the end of the episode
He says “I’m tired of pretending not to have emotions. I don’t want us to be casual, we saved the school so you can stay” and she’s like “but abed already found a one bedroom”
He’s like “move in with me.” She agrees.
Then in season 6, they just are together but it’s only shown in a few throwaway lines an episode
She can even still leave him for her job in the finale if they want it to be sad, but I’d prefer if in their last scene together, he’s like “I’ve never left Colorado but I’ve always wanted to travel, can I come with you?”
Because I hated that Jeff never got to go anywhere in his life
I think this way would lead to minimal changes, like max one subplot would need changing and like one minute’s worth of scenes for every episode I mentioned.
In conclusion:
hook up in season 4 Christmas ep; get outed in the polygraph episode; make it official in season 5 finale
Chapter 17 of Fork is up and posted!
Annie hides her need to be loved behind perfectionism and over performance. She sticks her chest out and fights for attention, she gets the best grades, she thinks pathological is a compliment.
Jeff hides his need to be loved behind narcissism and detachment. He doesn’t try so he can’t fail. He acts like he’s the coolest, better than everyone else. He has meaningless sex.
And at first, they see each other’s masks. She’s a good grade in a tight sweater, she got hot after high school. She’s pretty and young and bright. She wants to impress him, get him to like her. But by the end of the series, they just… love each other. He believes she’ll be president. She sees his leadership skills but also his goofy side. If the floor is lava, they want to team up. If there’s a bandit loose in the school, they want to work together.
Take me back to the night we met.
Who is on top
Jeff
Annie
They’re evolved. They take turns.
They take turns, but Annie absolutely makes sure Jeff puts his silver tongue to work every time
Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you
jeffannies against the jeffannie copypasta UNITE
I've said it before: fandom should be a positive, inclusive place. It doesn't matter if someone doesn't ship the same ship as you, or if they have a different headcanon; you're both part of the same fandom because you both love the source material! Someone else loving that material in a little bit different way than you didn't mean there's any less for you to love!