word jumbles & dad jokes

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[inboxideas]

Put one of these words in my ask and I'll write a headcanon about it for my character(s)

requested by anonymous as a continuation of this meme.

Empathy

Justice

Respect

Age

Society 

Politics

Imprisonment 

War

Darkness

Afterlife

Seasons

Killing

(Chain of) Command

Family

Friendship

Rivalry 

Education 

Morals 

Religion 

Discipline 

Freedom

Safety 

Honesty

Hatred

Gain

Resolution

Holidays

Ghosts

Home

Gluttony

Addiction

Pride

Hedonism

Sloth

Tradition

Lust

Ambition

Celebration

Failure

Success

Obsession

Admiration

Punishment

Intimacy

Innocence

Belief

Sacrifice

Secrets

Introspection

Consequences

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[jumbledwords]

[ the creative juices... are not flowing. may rb some memes to try to get them back rip. ]

[jumbledwords]

❝ history repeats itself. ❞

SIKEN MEME || PLEASE I LOVE THIS ONE

                    laurence  looks  down  at  his  hands.  fingers  curl  slightly  and  he  stretches  them  out,  plucks  at  a  loose  thread  on  his  jeans.  robert,  he  thinks.  this  is  about  robert.  he’s  not  sure  how  that  makes  him  feel,  how  it  SHOULD  make  him  feel.  that  joseph’s  previous  affair  affects  this–  whatever  it  is.  

                   ❛  it  doesn’t  have  to,  ❜  he  says  quietly,  looking  back  up  at  joseph  from  under  his  lashes. ❛  we  can–  THIS  can  be  different.  ❜  if  you  let  it,  he  doesn’t  say.  

                   in  the  end,  joseph  has  to  make  the  choice.  he  can  make  it  different,  if  he  chooses.  but  somehow, laurence  doesn’t  think  this  will  go  in  his  favor.  joseph  isn’t  going  to  change  things  just  for  him.  if  he  didn’t  leave  mary  for  someone  like  ROBERT,  there’s  no  way  he’s  gonna  do  it  for  someone  like  LAURENCE.  

                   he  shakes  his  head,  fingernails  biting  into  his  palms  as  he  curls  his  fingers  tight.  bitterness  fills  his  chest,  coats  his  tongue.  it’s  not  fair.  joseph  isn’t  HAPPY.  laurence  KNOWS  it.  and  yet–  and  yet  his  STUPID  sense  of  loyalty  or  faith  or  whatever  the  fuck  holds  him  back.  

                   ❛  you’re  an  idiot,  joseph  christiansen.  ❜

[ericbrandonrp]

Useless Details Ask Meme II

Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse! Part I: (X)

Getting closer:

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using? � do they shower often? every day or just every couple of days? ♻ how about brushing teeth? three times a day, or just in the morning? ⌘ do they rather shower or take a bath? ♀ how long does your muse usually need for a shower/bath? ⚣ how long does your muse need to shave? (this is also for the ladies!) ♂ does your muse put on make-up? how long do they need for it every day?  ⚢ what kind of make-up does your muse use? favourite colours? how much do they use?

Exploring their body:

♤ does your muse have any scars? where? what do they look like? how did they get them? ♧ any freckles/moles/birth marks? where? ♡ are their fingernails dirty or clean? cut/long? ♢ how much do they weigh? ♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other? ♣ are their veins particularly visible when they’re angry/upset/sad? ♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body? ♦ any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

Open your closet:

⦂ what clothes do they sleep in? ♚ do they have a favourite piece of clothing? ❅ what do they usually wear when they’re not working? ☏ what do they wear when they’re at work? ₤ how many shoes do they have? what kind? Σ how many purses do they have? ⌚ how long do they need to decide what to wear in the morning? ⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need? $ how much money do they spend on clothes every month?

[earthdad]

my hands? ready to be held

[jumbledwords]

❣

attraction meme || accepting

✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧ | Sexual Attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧ | Romantic Attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧ | Crushing✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧ | Squishing✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦  | Sensual Attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧ | Aesthetic Attraction

Low ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ High

Hover over the names for explanations.

[deermemehost]

Send me a ❣ and I'll gauge my character's attraction to yours at this point in time

✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Sexual Attraction ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Romantic Attraction ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Crushing ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Squishing ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Sensual Attraction ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Aesthetic Attraction

Low ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ High

Hover over the names for explanations.

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.

[whittledscars-blog]

❛❛ you believe in GHOSTS and VAMPIRES but you don’t really believe in yourself do you?? ❜❜

                                 indie && private && selective                                    robert small from ddadds                                        penned by grayson                                        under construction

[jumbledwords]

[ been a weird couple days but i’m here!! time for drafts. ]

[jumbledwords]

[ lord help me i'm going to a funeral today. For someone in my girlfriend's family. This will be my first time seeing her mostly christian family. My smol nb self. At a funeral. What a way to meet them. ]

[jumbledwords]

[ i've been painting my friend's room all day and by painting i mean sitting on the couch and providing moral support. I may be on when i get home but bleehhh. Someone come talk to me grayson#3764 on di.scird or hop into my IMs]

[jumbledwords]

🌼 !!

put flowers in his hair!! || accepting

                     ❛  manda--  ❜  laurence  says  warily  as  his  daughter  comes  up  to  him,  hands  behind  her  back.  over  the  years,  he's  learned  that  an  amanda  with  her  hands  behind  her  back  is  an  amanda  who's  up  to  something.  his  eyes  narrow  slightly,  suspicious.  

                    and  then  widen  when  she  produces  the  daisy  chain  and  bounces  up  to  drape  it  on  his  head.  he  laughs  brightly  and  reaches  up  to  touch  the  flowers,  careful  not  to  pull  apart  the  chain.  

                    ❛  awww,  manda  panda,  you  made  me  a  flower  crown.  ❜  he  pulls  her  in  and  kisses  her  on  the  forehead.  ❛  what  a  good  daughter.  ❜

[jumbledwords]

❝ i had a dream about you. ❞

SIKEN MEME || PLEASE I LOVE THIS ONE

                    ❛  was  it  a  sexy  dream??  ❜  the  words  are  out  of  his  mouth  before  he  even  thinks  about  it.  several  emotions  flash  across  his  face  in  rapid  succession.  finally,  he  settles  on  a  confused  sort  of  mortification.  foot  in  mouth,  yet  again.  though  lucius  seems  to  find  it  more  cute  than  anything.  which  is  a  first.  a  pleasant  first.  a  first  he'd  maybe,  probably  like  to  keep  around.  

                   ❛  i  mean--  what  was  it  about??  ❜

[jumbledwords]

LUCIUS.

                the absence of the retreat of laurence’s hand does not process, though it’s not something he cares to notice at the moment. the only thing lucius can find himself looking at is the man before him as he thinks of what he wants to say. the dual meaning to his words is only just now understood, but he doesn’t retract anything.

he smiles at the answers that are given, knowing that he hasn’t pushed the man past his boundaries yet. it means he has some wiggle room, a bit more time to find what he can get away with – if this turns out to be a grand game at all. maybe the prize itself is what he’s hoping for.

leaning in towards laurence slightly, their lips barely ghost each other before he pulls back, his hand still keeping hold and even squeezing a little. ❝ good. maybe we should go get a coffee sometime. i hardly think a church is the proper place for any pda. ❞

                    holy  shit.  holy  shit.  HOLY  SHIT.  his  brain  shuts  down  entirely.  no  thought  lasts  more  than  a  few  seconds,  zipping  out  before  he  can  even  begin  to  process  them.  what.  what.  it's  barely  a  brush  of  lips,  definitely  not  anything  that  could  be  described  as  a  kiss.  and  yet--  and  yet--

                    ❛  that--  that'd  be--  ❜  forward,  he  thinks.  this  is  very  forward.  he  is  very  forward.  brown  eyes  skitter  over  to  where  joseph  and  a  customer  are  pointedly  Not  Looking.  ❛  it's  not  the  best  place,  no.  they  tend  to  get--  weird.  i'd  like  that,  though.  coffee.  sometime.  it'd  be--  nice.  ❜ they’re  still  holding  hands,  he  realizes.  he  looks  down  at  their  linked  hands,  loosens  his  grip  but  doesn’t  truly  pull  away.