I have an armada, not ships.

moving to jumbolaywho.tumblr.com find me there!

[sandandglass]

[ghouls-nextdoor-deactivated2019]

I’m going to actually set Fox News on fucking fire

[kelleyostupid-deactivated202511]

when you miss the point so fucking bad

[breastforce]

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

[t-ycho]

WELL THEN

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Yep.

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.

This sort of Baby Genius shit makes kids and adolescents neurotic and self-destructive.

[queenmali]

literally me^

[jumbolaywho-deactivated20161006]

Today I am giving adorable lessons.

[jumbolaywho-deactivated20161006]

The life of an asexual.

[jumbolayta-blog]

Today I am giving adorable lessons.

[jhameia]

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan 

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

[chirart-deactivated20181203]

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

[123029393]

Visit Original Link

[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[dominateur-deactivated20141110]

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

[dippidy]

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

[peachesatthedisco]

i think this is the best thing i will find on the internet today

[cerebralthunderstorm]

my roommate hates me because I got this on my ipod and every morning I blast this in the bathroom as I brush my teeth.

[piercedshut]

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

[piercedshut]

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

[piercedshut]

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

[piercedshut]

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

[piercedshut]

OH NO

[thespoonmissioner]

[tinarannosaurus]

"I knew it. You owe me ten dollars, Tina."

request [x]

[gilmorescreencaps]

[drhanniballecter]

There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks

[drhanniballecter]

Seriously…

These are all sporks surrounding a much larger spork

The ritual has begun

[peoplepowermovement]

Cuba Eradicates Syphillis, HIV Transmission to Babies

Cuba to be certified by WHO as the first country in the world to eradicate the transmission of HIV and syphilis from mother to child.

Despite its status as a low-income country, Cuba’s medical system is recognized as one of the best in the world.

Despite a barbaric 50+ year embargo imposed by the United States government, Cuba can still provide stellar healthcare and quality education, free for all its people.

[ourafrica]

GO CUBA!!!

[thatsthat24]

When Hunger Strikes 💑 (W/ BK.)

[selkie-blog1]

Me in a relationship

[calms]

when you do your eyeshadow perfectly and fuck up your eyeliner like 

[16ruedelaverrerie]

[beholdingslut]

16ruedelaverrerie:

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[thechosenpyro]

“Say ‘no’ to drugs” is constantly drilled into our heads from elementary all the way through high school, but we aren’t taught about the real pressures we’ll be put under. We aren’t taught how to say “no” to someone regarding sex(especially if they are a significant other), we aren’t taught how to stand up for ourselves, we aren’t taught to be honest and gentle and kind. We aren’t taught how to defend from rape or how not to rape. We aren’t taught that “no” means “no” or about different gender and sexuality orientations. No, we’re taught to say “no” to doing drugs or drinking alcohol when that’s not something that’s a constant battle in our lives. This needs to change.