The Rabbit Hole

[hoshigumayuugi]

im losing it right now this is so funny

[chilewithcarnage]

HELLO???

[that-house]

every single tweet hit me like a brick to the teeth

[sofykill]

So the bible is the oldest gay fanfiction ever

[babyanimalgifs]

Certified Cutie 

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[bogleech]

It’s just so funny that such a brutal predator looks like this.

[the-arthropod-queen]

wait, pufferfish are brutal predators!?

[bogleech]

They only eat other animals and they eat them like this:

Which is to say they have powerful grinding plates in a set of jaws that work extremely fast, the grinders angled so that each bite jerks their prey deeper inside.

Don’t google it unless you’re prepared for the very large number of YouTube videos in which people test to see if a puffer can devour a whole live lizard or snake or scorpion even their own size, the answer typically being yes, and in seconds.

They’ll go after anything when hungry but their most natural prey are whole live crabs. One of Stephen Hillenburg’s funniest marine biology jokes that most people never catch. :)

They are very intelligent and sweet pets and I’ve never heard of them biting someone’s finger off but considering they can bite through clam shells they are definitely 100% able to bite fingers off if they ever want to!

[adulthoodisokay]

hey. what the fuck

[layfmacun]

[toastbutteregg]

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[wasbella102]

[tinderventure]

Why

[utrippy]

[itscolossal]

Lizan Freijsan’s hand-tufted carpets are inspired by fungi and stains 

[toastbutteregg]

[weantuniverse]

[plum-soup]

typical gay couple

[tooiedraws]

This little friend was in my dream last night

[poems-and-word]

Poems & Words

[neuromaencer]

[coughloop]

Back in the 1400s you could get one booboo and be fucked forever

[coughloop]

No one had time to kiss it better