Take off your shoes. Stay awhile.

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

a rant before bed. #usa

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

Instagram Fitness

“Josh..you follow a lot of half-naked whores on Instagram..”

“no no..see..they’re fitness models…so..its kosher. They’re just…showing off their musclature..”

“Are their tits a muscles? How about their spread assholes?!”

“Well technically..yes and yes.”

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[inspirationwhere]

How real women drink their #MakersMarkAndCoke

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

Real women wouldn't sweeten it all up with Coke. #pussy They'd DP tampons while taking double shots neat. All day.

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

Kids love me.

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

where'd you go?

I'm still here. I just forget and get bogged down in this social media game..with the Facebook and Twitter and Instagram and snapchat...it's so much. Plus i just get mad porn-spam following me everyday and I get ill with all the hyper-offended social justice warrior nonsense that weaves it way through the fiber of this app.

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

My Instagram is turning into a food blog by accident apparently

[thebrandonross]

When she spreads her legs and she's already wet:

[jumpingjoshyjesusjuice]

I’m contemplating just shaving fucking everything. face, head..the works.

[photosbyjaye]

Fidel Castro and Malcolm X meet in Harlem, 1961

[grandmasterdex]

What was this conversation like??

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

“Fucking white people”

“I know right”

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[utrippy]

[thetpr]

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[lunabelleblog]

[bonitavista-deactivated20190411]

Thousand Islands, Canada

photo via hecktic

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[mielparaoshun]

I’ve been saying this!!

[loverbwoi]

someone make a remix asap

[itsindigowhite]

Omfg 😂😂😂