Life fucks us all.

Well I'm Jessica.I'm 19.I live in flint .

[cockhunt]

[disloyalties]

[animalsnaps]

remember when “take a chill pill” was just a saying??? but now everyone’s addicted to xanax so nvm

therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[sexemulators]

I hate getting flashbacks from things that I don’t want to remember.

Unknown (via quotethatword)

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

The more things change… 1976 | 2017

[decaflesbian]

I cant believe this actually happened

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[thisiselliz]

[press-play-deactivated20171016]

oh my god

[juelzsantanabandana]

what makes this great is that Wiz apparently smoked a shitload of herb before he went on here and they didnt tell him what was going to happen in the script at all

[diet-dr-shasta-phd-deactivated2]

why the fuck is this never on when I’m awake

[meanplastic]

[seriousjones]

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

[jmmiy]

[givemebassorgivemedeath-deactiv]

How the fuck are they burning incense

[incaxaztec]

This was episode 4:20

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[alternativeblkgal]

can y'all stop glorifying cheating and side culture because that shit is toxic and really destroys people

[bituinsalupa]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[weloveshortvideos]

Lili’s miraculous discovery.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person recording: “What was it, Lili?”

Lili: “Potatoes might be the secret recipe to fries!”

[memekterbnk]

[thebootydiaries]

any dating advice plz?? *blushes* 😣 halp x3 i need a waifu ❤ when i die x-x and go to anime heaven!! :3 XD *wags tail* *bops your nose* x)c sowwy 2 b0th3r u!! >O< !1!