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[jumpman360]

How different pet owners talk about their pets.

Dog Owners: This is Buddy. He is a labradoodle that we got from a breeder in Upstate New York. He is our little baby and we would just do ANYTHING for him.

Cat Guardians: This is Theo. He walked into my house when I left the door open while I was bringing in a new TV.

In the last six months he has destroyed my favorite shirt, three pairs of pants, and caused me to have six stitches in my left foot after he mistook my socked foot for a mouse.

If anything were to happen to him, I would commit the kinds of war crimes that would make a Canadian blush.

[only-cat-memes]

[jumpman360]

It disturbs me that my first thought was 'Oooh where can I get that!'

[only-cat-memes]

[jumpman360]

Same...

[depsidase]

[socialistexan]

Techbros are business majors with a hardon for Elon Musk and fascist futurism.

[cowboyslikedean]

i really love that the central thesis of Boom is essentially “do you know what i hate? organised religion as a cover for institutional violence! the military industrial complex! the evil banality of structural capitalism! anyway, do you know what i think should have the power to dismantle all of that, in at least one little corner of the universe? The love of a father whose last action, wounded and afraid in an unending war zone, was to make sure his little girl had brushed her teeth.”