FUCK YOU, GLEE.

independent greg jenko, written by: mikel. muse is of age, mun is not. primarily written between 21 jump street and the sequel. tracking: jumpstr

[jumpstr]

Every time I get Rick Rolled or whatever

[bcstardarchive]

            ”No. Not Chris Brown or some shit. But I have              tattooed people like Vic Fuentes and Oli Sykes." 

[jumpstr]

                ❛ Vic F       Fuentes ?? I don't know who that                                 is. She a singer, or some shit? ❜

[incorrectknb]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one’s for you.

Aomine Daiki to Haizaki Shougo, on behalf of the Generation of Miracles (via incorrectknb)

[jumpstr]

               ❛ Why  would  you  say  something  like  that?                     George Clooney was the WORST Batman !!! ❜

[jumpstr]

               ❛      I could let you suck my dick but that wouldn't                    make me gay. That makes YOU gay, 'cause you're                    the one suckin'  dick. A mouths  a mouth, for  me.                    Hypothetically speaking, of course. I  don't actually                                     want you to suck my dick. ❜

[bcstardarchive]

               ”You’ve gotten shot before? I mean, yeah, I guess. But                 it probably hurt a hell of a lot more.” 

[jumpstr]

               ❛ Yeah, man. Few times. I've got the scars and                     everything.       You ever tattoo someone like ...                                  Chris Brown, or some shit ??? ❜

[jumpstr]

like for a starter.

[bcstardarchive]

              “I’m sure you are.” Quinten says with a smirk,                 shaking his head. At the others question he                nods, ” ‘course I am. I’m pretty well renowned                too. I’ve done a lot of work on celebrities and                    stuff.” And he’s going to brag, of course.

[jumpstr]

               ❛          That's  kinda  cool. ❜ He pouts somewhat and looks over                    Alex's tattoos.    ❛ I've gotten  shot  before. Kinda like a tattoo. ❜

[exblackwatchagent-deactivated20]

☾ : Sleep headcanon ☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon ☼ : Childhood headcanon ☯ : Genderbent headcanon ⋆ : Sex headcanon ☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on) ♤ : Cooking headcanon ⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon ☻ : Mood headcanon ✚ : health headcanon ✿ : happiness headcanon ✖ : anger headcanon ♆ : body headcanon ϡ : mental state headcanon ღ : love or sexuality headcanon ♡ : relationship with (give name or url) † : religion headcanon ✄ : pet peeve headcanon ☂ : food headcanon ♒ : Any other question of your choosing

(via hannibalsnecropoleis)

[jumpstr]

legaliity

               ❛ No, it's okay            I'm a cop too. ❜

[bcstardarchive]

                      “Are you sure you’re mature enough to be a cop?                          Hell, are you even capable of doin’ your job?                         I’m a tattoo artist, you fucker.” 

[jumpstr]

               His   weight   shifts   over  to   the  opposite   foot,                     brows furrowing. Jenko ALMOST looks offended.                 ❛ Yeah          I'm  a   REALLY  good  fucking  cop.                                  Are you a good tattoo artist? ❜

[thursday]

valentine’s day more like saturday

[biersackloverwithshelter]

[bcstardarchive]

          “Officer. Seriously, you’re a fuckin’ cop? I can’t          believe that." And he laughs, really loudly actually,              Quinten finds this hilarious. “My names Alex.” 

[jumpstr]

               ❛ YES,  I'm  a  fuckin'  cop, and  it's  not  a  joke.  It's                     serious business. What about you, Billy Idol  looking                                motherfucker ?? What do YOU do ???  ❜

[bcstardarchive]

              “Why the fuck would I tell you my name?                  Why don’t you tell me yours first, asshole." 

[jumpstr]

               ❛ Officer Jenk       you know what, fuck you.                                 I asked you first, dickhead. ❜

[jumpstr]

elcamiino

               ❛        Are you high? ❜

[bcstardarchive]

           ”No, because I’m a fucking adult and I’m not               a child, like you." 

[jumpstr]

               ❛ Whatever. You're just a pussy. Who the fuck                     are you, even ?? What's your name, man ?? ❜