@bonnmot
Hey Michael,
How’s it going back in the land of the big PX? Personally I am starting to miss it, I guess the same way people miss tapeworms once they’ve been flushed thru their intestines out their ass. Sorry if you’re eating, that’ll teach you to read my letters while you’re eating though.
I’ve got sand in my pants, can you believe that? I stood up before and they emptied out like a big waterfall or something. (Check me out with my similes, now that’s what I call talent.) I’ve been carrying half the desert in my boots lately even tho I put duck tape over all the lace holes. Gunny fucking OBLITERATED!!!! me when he saw obv. THIS AIN’T A FUCKIN MICHAELS AND YOU AIN’T IN A GAD DAM CRAFT FAIR, NOW POLEES YOUR ATTIRE MARINE!!!!!!! Would put more !s but you get it. Less is more, right? He’s going mad with power IMO. I’m just trying to live my life right? And he’s always there like THAT HAIR ON YA CHIN AIN’T REGULATION MARINE!!!! But whatever you know it all already.
Wifi out here blows CHUNKS. I haven’t been able to speak to my fam in weeks and the last time I got a letter was 2 weeks ago so I have no idea when you’ll get this. Hope it’s soon. Everyone misses having you here, even Mother. Would bet 3 weeks of hash browns on it.
Anyway. I’m rotating back in like a month. We’r█████████████ope there’s less sand. < For the poge reading this letter before you get it, take a shot if he sharpied that out.
Pass on my best wishes to Pavel & remember to pour one out for me at every meal & send prayers godways that I don’t get blown to shit before I get home.
Jim
PS I got promoted to Sgt? Go figure PPS I wrote this and then forgot what I was gonna add on, never mind PPPS Right I remembered. Can you bring just a fucking shitload of baby wipes next time you’re over? Thanks









