here are just a bunch of christmas themed starters that i could come up with. they’re all kinds of genres. they can be interpreted as angsty, sad, smutty– whatever you wish.
1. “please, please, please ignore that mistletoe.”
2. “did you make the eggnog or did grandma do it?”
3. “this is way too strong! there are children here, you know?”
4. “will you help me get the tree from the attic? i hate it up there.”
5. “this is the first christmas without (…..). it’s weird, isn’t it?”
6. “i could use some extra hands over here.”
7. “thank you for letting me celebrate with you guys.”
8. “isn’t it weird, not celebrating with your family?”
9. “will you come sit on santa claus/mrs. claus’ lap?”
10. “have you been naughty?”
11. “you have been very nice for me, i see.”
12. “come on! give me a hint for what my present is!”
13. “i want to spend every christmas of the rest of my life with you.”
14. “this is the worst christmas party ever.”
15. “where is everyone? am i too early?”
16. “you seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot?”
17. “merry christmas, asshole.”
18. “try not to behave like a slut this time, alright?”
19. “um.. who’s this present for?”
20. “please don’t make me remind you of the christmas of 2009.”
21. “how do you know santa isn’t calling everyone a hoe in here? for all we know there’s an ‘e’ behind it.”
22. “i’m so jealous of you. you have the perfect family.”
23. “alright, let’s go sit around and tell each other our most embarrassing stories of last year.”
24. “i have something to announce..”
25. “this is the best christmas ever!”
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