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I know most cats arent like this so i have to kind of brag a little, not only does bowie Like being touched on the belly, she also likes being lifted by the armpits and smooched on the belly. And before u say thats unhygienic, cat germs arent real.

garaks-padded-cell

#yep

garaks-padded-cell

Please see above diagram

#thank you for the diagram #cats #bowie #meow meow meow #explains everything!#cats are funny little creatures

rabbiddyke

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

#hell yeah #the world is my oyster #time for shenanigans #can’t get high but I can get so drunk I puke a rainbow #a burger sounds so good rn

washlore

after seeing this post with very moomin looking cardassian kids i couldn't resist drawing garak with that idea in mind. behold... a cardoomin spy?

washlore

ok i lied there's more. now i'm going to bed forreal. the one below is unfinished because i couldn't wrap my head around drawing julian so... imagine he's there?

deepestturtlepielover

I love everything about this so fucking much omg

#Moomin Garak #cardassians #elim garak #not my art #fantastic fan art #star trek #star trek deep space nine

garaks-padded-cell

Isn't Garak claustrophobic in that cell or did you give him something potent

Good question! He is claustrophobic AND on something potent. Thank you for asking!

#garak is probably so out he’s hearing colors #star trek deep space nine #elim garak #garaks padded cell #it’s where he belongs #Julian visites him I think #could be the hallucinations

soup-future

tumblr user garaks padded bra is gone...........

ds9shameblog

i keep meaning to draw them again. my stupid idiots from hell

deepestturtlepielover

Spoiler they enjoyed it

#ds9 #quodo #the creatures #the sad little meow meows #deep space nine #they are so pathetic #and in love

cattrek

garashir sketch… i’ve missed them…

#im screaming #i’m crying #ds9 #star trek #garashir

hollis-art

Shop update!!!

Kira and Garak are now available as stickers! And there's also been plenty of restocks!

I also restocked my prints, but I got them in the wrong size, so the image got all cut off and weird :( but the quality is still good though and they're now at a discounted price :)

the link to my shop is also in my bio :)

deepestturtlepielover

Fantastic! Here’s all my money!

#yay stickers!#star trek tng #star trek ds9 #star trek tos #yay yippee #star trek merch #garashir

I always feel like a little housewife getting ready to bed with my silly little bonnet and silly little cold face cream on my face and along with my lil nightgown

I’m just a lil lady :3

#50s housewife bedtime routine #i’m just a girl #this is so silly #i should be asleep right now #instead I’m on tumblr #meow meow meow

skrankku

Here are the 60s dress drawings in their own separate post, with a different filter to make the colours pop a bit more:

Bashir looks like a toothpaste tube and Garak looks like a cucumber. Glorious future fashion. ✨️

jube-art

"You should have seen him! Burned a hole right through what he was working on!-" "So now I'm doing a bit of ✨experimenting✨"

skrankku

"Can you see the balls Miles?"

deepestturtlepielover

OH I SEE THE BAL- *gunshots*

#julian bashir #miles o'brien #I was shot by elim Garak for looking at his twink doctors butt #jiles #garashir #star trek deep space nine

kugelfische

birthday sketch for the birthday boy. sorry for the reupload. i used to the wrong progress shot. will finish later i think

deepestturtlepielover

He’s so pretty I’m going to scream

#star trek fanart #not my art #gul dukat ds9 #skrain dukat #dukat #marc alaimo

cocodavie

0505 🎉

#gul dukat #star trek fanart #deep space nine #its his actor’s birthday(marc alaimo)#yay Marc alaimo!#not my art

skrankku

Matching vibes.

skrankku

I went ahead and combined the two:

deepestturtlepielover

Fantastic now draw Garaks reaction to his legs and shoulders 👀

skrankku

OKAY 👁

deepestturtlepielover

This is why the internet was created so I can look at a long legged twink and his pathetic old queen “friend”

Garak the fabric is burning!….Garak?…Garak..

#julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #i want that twink obliterated #and his little old queen too #*witch cackle*#star trek ds9 #GAWD DAMN LOOK AT DEM LEGS #thank you thank you thank you

ryfkah

I’m looking for that ‘I want a show about Space Captain Nog’ text post and I can’t find it so I’m just going to write my own! I Want A Show About Space Captain Nog, and here are some things I want that show to feature:

- the Federation trying to use Nog’s relationship with the new leader of Ferenginar for shady political purposes

- Jake Sisko, Ace Space Reporter, constantly hanging around to shamelessly utilize his friendship with his bff Nog to gain information and then blithely publish things that make Nog and the rest of Starfleet furious, and then they have a lot of arguments about journalistic ethics/sensationalist reporting/national security which Jake then puts verbatim into his Great (Terrible) Magnum Opus Novel and then forces Nog to read drafts of it, which makes Nog even MORE furious, rinse repeat

- Captain Nog’s first officer being a Vulcan guy with an awful, excruciating crush on Captain Nog due to his horrifying discovery that Ferengi economic logic is the hottest thing he’s every encountered

- all of Quark’s exes – including Cross-Dressing Ferengi Ex, Ruling Queen Klingon Ex, and Head of the Cardassian Resistance Ex – are somehow recurring guest stars and it’s the most embarrassing thing that Nog has to deal with, except for Jake Sisko, Ace Space Reporter, who is somehow even MORE embarrassing

- probably there are more things this show should have but these are the things that I dream of most