Piss off.

Juniper Dawson - Beaverlodge Beavers - Left Winger 

[fromzerotojasper]

Got my tailgate all set up with food and the backseat is basically a mountain of blankets, scarves and mittens for the silly geese who decided not to dress for the weather ;)

[juni-always-wins]

I brought a heated blanket and cocoa! Looks you got it all covered, Mom. Way to prepare like hell for a tail gate.

[fromzerotojasper]

Yeah, sounds good. 

[juni-always-wins]

I probably definitely stored one in your trunk the last time you drove me home. In case you gave me shit like you always do. ALSO ITS NOT that cold okay it’s like moderate to severe hard nips.

[fromzerotojasper]

Got my tailgate all set up with food and the backseat is basically a mountain of blankets, scarves and mittens for the silly geese who decided not to dress for the weather ;)

[juni-always-wins]

I brought a heated blanket and cocoa! Looks you got it all covered, Mom. Way to prepare like hell for a tail gate.

[juni-always-wins]

20

Uhhh I am not at least I don’t think I’m in a relationship. Sometimes I wish I was but you know...things don’t always work out the way you want.

[tjasna-deactivated20170123]

Valentine's Day questions BE NOSY PLEASE

[hardygraces]

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

[juni-always-wins]

Juniper eyed his drink, willing his clumsy self to not drop something. Mainly because she didn’t want to be nice and give him sips of hers.’What a dork. What a fucking dork you are, Juni.’ she thought, internally cringing at her sweet sentiment. Rolling her eys at him. “I DIDN’T SAY NO BITING. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, CIVIL??“ Juniper wailed. She wasn’t going to lick, she would most certainly bite. As if the universe were trying to berate her for screaming at him, a snowball hit the side of her face. A dorky grin flew across her face as she squealed as the ice bounced and hit her face. “You. Little. Shit.” Chucking her hot cocoa into the trash, Juniper set off to the mission at hand. Step one of their valetines plan: snowball fight.

Juni looked around, seeing the very tall, very not easily hideable man crouched behind a small ish snow bank. Chuckling as she scooped a very large amount of snow into her smaller hands, Juniper got onto the ground crawling towards him, rolling the snow bigger. Finally in front of him with a snowball the size of a basketball, she dropped it onto Jasper. “COME AND FACE ME LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE.” she stuck her tongue out, and as she did, her heart pattered a little. Things between them hadn’t been so carefree since they were kids, and a part of her that denied she missed it really did. “Happy Valentines Day, Handsome.” she crooned, running away and hiding behind her own snow bank as she quickly started ammassing ammo. That oughta throw him off for a little, buy her some hiding and breath catching time. “So!” she shouted, peeking from behind to look at him momentarily,”What do I get if I win?” Throw. Miss. Damnit. “And what do you want if you win?” Like she would let that ever happen, but she had to give him hope in case it tainted the competition. Some poor passerby walked in front of the all out war as she chucked a pretty hard snowball out into the fray, knocking the child down. ‘Casualties of war are inevitable,’ she thought, feeling slightly bad, but not bad enough to expose herself. 

[juni-always-wins]

She hadn’t expected him to agree to kissing her longer, but as they left Jasper’s place and started towards the festival, she was glad. She chuckled to herself, a gentle touch that was out of character for her graced his stubble. “If you play your cards right, I might even let you win me a stuffed animal.” She snarkily commented, still unable to ask the man for favors. She wanted him to win her something, make some cosmic gesture that he did actually care. (A kiss seeming to be in her mind perhaps a trick of their competitive nature )  “ You know, I’m glad I’m stuck with you and not like…Ralphie or Tomas.” hands folded in her lap, the brunette donned a stupid grin.  “We gonna race the Zambonis like last year?” she asked, looking over at him as she turned the heat up. @fromzerotojasper

[fromzerotojasper]

Jasper was still not entirely convinced that Juni wasn’t going to turn around and suddenly punch him in the throat. She seemed ominously cheerful. Which was either a really good thing (if he listened to the the fact that his stomach seemed to have been invaded by butterflies or singing disney birds or something) or a really bad thing (if he listened to years of observation). “If I win you a stuffed animal, you’re going to try to murder the machine just to prove that you can win two,” Jasper predicted. Didn’t mean that he wasn’t doing a mental inventory of how many coins he had in his jacket pockets.

“Excuse you, I am waaaay better company than Ralphie or Tomas. I mean, Ralphie would probably tell you that racing zambonis is stupid because zambonis have an actually hockey related purpose or something, but me? No, I want to race all the damn zambonis.” Even if they had to lowkey steal the zambonis, as had happened once. They had not been caught, though he imagined that the janitor had finally started going to AA when he found the zamboni on the wrong side of the ice.

By the time that they made it to the ice rink (later than expected) lots of happy couples were already milling about. “Oh look,” Jasper said, pointing at the heart balloons, “Are you revolted yet? Or do you we have to try to catch pink monkeys in the claw machine for this to reach peak ‘UGH’?”

[juni-always-wins]

Rolling her eyes at him, “ I actually wouldn’t challenge you on that one. I’m pretty bad at winning stuffed animals.” Juniper muttered under her breath. They did have fun at these things, and somehow ended up running into each other. They made it to the rink after the first nice car ride they’d had...well ever, and she snorted when he pointed out the balloons. “I don’t know why they do this every year it’s-  WAIT THEY BROUGHT THE PINK MONKEYS BACK?” She non-sarcastically squealed. Juniper actually loved love, despite her gloomy disposition towards the taller man and their not love affair. “We can do that later. I’m very much about getting mama a sugar high and throwing snowballs at you.” Giggling, the five foot five normally serious Australian pulled the gentle giant along towards a stand, perhaps too excited for her previous disposition towards him. 

But people can change and to be honest, she was a little tired of faking mean to him. “Can we have two beaver tails and some hot chocolate please?” they were handed their drinks and as she stood there sipping her warmed chocolate milk, Juniper blurted,” So..uh..you wanna do some skating before the zamboni heist but after snowballs?  I won’t lick you unless you want me to.”  She winked, before grabbing their cakes and paying. “My valentines gift to you, a few years pennance for accidentally being my valentine on account of you being nearby.”

[juni-always-wins]

She hadn’t expected him to agree to kissing her longer, but as they left Jasper’s place and started towards the festival, she was glad. She chuckled to herself, a gentle touch that was out of character for her graced his stubble. “If you play your cards right, I might even let you win me a stuffed animal.” She snarkily commented, still unable to ask the man for favors. She wanted him to win her something, make some cosmic gesture that he did actually care. (A kiss seeming to be in her mind perhaps a trick of their competitive nature )  “ You know, I’m glad I’m stuck with you and not like...Ralphie or Tomas.” hands folded in her lap, the brunette donned a stupid grin.  “We gonna race the Zambonis like last year?” she asked, looking over at him as she turned the heat up. @fromzerotojasper

[yourmanyilmaz]

Juniper -[text]: SO TELL ME HOW THIS CUNT HAS KISSED ME MORE IN THE LAST WEEK THAN THE ENTIRE TIME WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER

[TEXT]:: HOW?!

[TEXT]:: Weren’t you wanting to kill him like two seconds ago?!

[yourmanyilmaz]

juni-always-wins‌:

//juni is typing// [text]: n-no.  …….//juni is typing//……  [text]:not the first time…maybe the second or third… [text]: okay but i .. nope i don’t have an excuse for this one [text]: wtf is wrong with me? ARE THESE FEELINGS??

[TEXT]:: I knew it!

[TEXT]:: I mean, you straight people are gonna give me whiplash

[TEXT]:: But I knew it

[TEXT]:: And yes, Juni dear. Those are feelings.

[TEXT]:: It is perfectly healthy and normal to have feelings

[TEXT]:: I would be worried if you didn’t have feelings

[juni-always-wins]

[text]: if i could not be straight, i’d fucking be there. i stg i would. [text]: i don’t like them.  [text]: they’re gross. they make me feel weird. [text]: but if you see me and jasper together, gimme a good wack. [text]: we may or may not be going to this thing platonically which in retrospect is probably not a smart idea, nor is it really platonically anymore....

[yourmanyilmaz]

Juniper -[text]: SO TELL ME HOW THIS CUNT HAS KISSED ME MORE IN THE LAST WEEK THAN THE ENTIRE TIME WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER

[TEXT]:: HOW?!

[TEXT]:: Weren’t you wanting to kill him like two seconds ago?!

[juni-always-wins]

[text]: I always want to kill him.  [text]: but uh… this dare thing is insane.  [text]: I DIDN’T SAY I KISSED HIM HE KISSED ME.  [text]: I’m so confused I don’t…he laughed at my admission of love but kisses me???

[yourmanyilmaz]

//emre is typing//

[TEXT]: You kissed him back, didn’t you?

[TEXT]: You so kissed him back.

[TEXT]: You two are such a hot mess

[TEXT]: Emphasis on the mess

[juni-always-wins]

//juni is typing// [text]: n-no.  .......//juni is typing//......  [text]:not the first time...maybe the second or third... [text]: okay but i .. nope i don’t have an excuse for this one [text]: wtf is wrong with me? ARE THESE FEELINGS??

[yourmanyilmaz]

Juniper -[text]: SO TELL ME HOW THIS CUNT HAS KISSED ME MORE IN THE LAST WEEK THAN THE ENTIRE TIME WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER

[TEXT]:: HOW?!

[TEXT]:: Weren’t you wanting to kill him like two seconds ago?!

[juni-always-wins]

[text]: I always want to kill him.  [text]: but uh... this dare thing is insane.  [text]: I DIDN’T SAY I KISSED HIM HE KISSED ME.  [text]: I’m so confused I don’t...he laughed at my admission of love but kisses me???

[fromzerotojasper]

Dare: Kiss the most beautiful girl for two minutes.

@juni-always-wins

[juni-always-wins]

You’re fucking lame Black. Real fucking lame. Do I smell smoke?

[fromzerotojasper]

Super lame. And it’s old smoke. I think.

[juni-always-wins]

You can have more than two minutes if you want. We just can’t be late.

[fromzerotojasper]

I think I can get on board with that.

[juni-always-wins]

That was...that was nice. You ready to go?

[fromzerotojasper]

Dare: Kiss the most beautiful girl for two minutes.

@juni-always-wins

[juni-always-wins]

You’re fucking lame Black. Real fucking lame. Do I smell smoke?

[fromzerotojasper]

Super lame. And it’s old smoke. I think.

[juni-always-wins]

You can have more than two minutes if you want. We just can’t be late.

[fromzerotojasper]

Dare: Kiss the most beautiful girl for two minutes.

@juni-always-wins

[juni-always-wins]

You’re fucking lame Black. Real fucking lame. Do I smell smoke?

[juni-always-wins]

Jasper [text]: so you going to this thing?

[text]: isn’t it kind of depressing to go on your own?

[text]: are you?

[fromzerotojasper]

juni-always-wins‌:

[text]: only slightly less.

[text]: if you promise not to be an ass

[text]: we could always go together. not as dates but you know. as people who are trying to not be depressing.

[text]: cool cool cool

[text]: i will not be an ass and we will not be depressing

[text]: don’t lick any of the happy couples 

[text]: where you wanna meet?

[juni-always-wins]

[text]: I WONT LICK ANYONE JESUS

[text]: tonight. can’t promise any other time with any other happy couple.

[text]: i can just come over.

[juni-always-wins]

Jasper [text]: so you going to this thing?

[text]: isn’t it kind of depressing to go on your own?

[text]: are you?

[fromzerotojasper]

[text]: is it more depressing than staying home with only the company of a sadly beeping smoke alarm?

[juni-always-wins]

[text]: only slightly less.

[text]: if you promise not to be an ass

[text]: we could always go together. not as dates but you know. as people who are trying to not be depressing.

[juni-always-wins]

Jasper [text]: so you going to this thing?

[text]: isn’t it kind of depressing to go on your own?

[text]: are you?

[yourmanyilmaz]

Truth: What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do?

Probably leaving home. I haven’t been back to Australia in about four years now, and I’ll admit I miss my family and friends a lot. 

[juni-always-wins]

I don’t think we’d ever fight. We gotta get you home sometime soon. Or find an Aussie bar out here.