i beez in the trap.

juniper adams;   💀💀💀 twenty | sophomore | ace | non-binary they/them pronouns | texan in chi-town. 'Sup fuckers. If you couldn't tell the name is Juniper/Juni, whatever floats your boat. If you think you're being slick by calling me Dallas, ya better get ready to catch these hands. I'm non-binary, so use they/them pronouns exclusively. Again, if you wanna be slick you're gonna get your ass clocked. I wouldn't try it. Another thing, my family? Fuck with them and you're going to get your ass beat. I make music, you can catch playing at this shifty bar downtown on Tuesday's. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5226465"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); out of var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3096208"; fhsh.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

[phoebeevans-deactivated20170221]

Ugh, I hate it when low life idiots think they could just hit a woman for nothing. Glad you stepped in, sorry about what happened to you though.

[juniadams-blog]

Don’t worry about me, I’m good. I mean I had to lay on my floor with a bag of peas on my eye for a while, but it’s whatever.

[juniadams-blog]

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Serving y’all some real goodness with this #throwback #pantlesssaturday. Y’all don’t wanna see how gross my eye is right now anyways.

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[averylhudson]

Oh my, what happened?

[juniadams-blog]

Assholes exist, I was simply trying to exterminate them.

[phoebeevans-deactivated20170221]

Ouch, what the hell happened? 

[juniadams-blog]

Some asshole was harassing this girl in front of my apartment, so I stepped in. Tried to help her, and he thought he was being tough. I mean he got a hit in but I showed him up.

[juniadams-blog]

It’s a good thing my parents have stopped randomly visiting me or they’d be pretty pissed about my swollen knuckles and this black eye.

But hey, shit happens.

[zacharyhummels]

I love your name! It’s rad. But, I’m extra so I don’t know if I should introduce myself.

[juniadams-blog]

Does drama follow you around like a stray cat?

[cassie-archive-blog]

I still don’t know what extra means, and you still haven’t told me.

Fine, fine, we’ll see. I have to figure out how to be a pro girlfriend before I can just dive right in there. It’ll happen. Probably, especially if you didn’t hear his squealing. What, the paint? No, thankfully, he didn’t. He just messed himself up, as well as the bathroom.

[juniadams-blog]

Someone who is more dramatic than they need to be. Which is like half of the human population. 

Please, I’m sure whoever dates you will think you’re the best girlfriend. You’re a great roommate, that’s the same thing; right? Edward peed on my washed clothes once, that was just a mess.

[trentevanz-blog]

My marriage isn’t really a conventional one. Me and Cass got married ‘cause we love each other, but we don’t wanna be faithful. So, it’s an open marriage. It’s kinda weird, but no regrets and all that. Thanks! Alright alright. 

I can. Sweet. I play the guitar and piano, too. I can also play the drums, but I’m not as great at them.

[juniadams-blog]

Didn’t know those existed, but hey! If you’re happy, that’s all that matters I guess.

Always wanted to learn drums, maybe one day I will.

[cinnamotta]

I could definitely fix that for you sometime, if you want.  I’ve got one in my living room and it never gets played with.  Sorry @dad.

I told you!  Have you gotten any feedback yet?

[juniadams-blog]

Dude, if you could that would be awesome. Are you this nice to people you don’t know? 

Everyone I’ve mentioned you too say you’re great to have around. Gotta take their word for it then.

[itsaddiefinch]

Okay. Just let me know when you’re ready to try something out.

Where all were you accepted into, if you don’t mind me asking? I enjoy cities. There’s always somewhere to explore and a myriad of people to observe. I haven’t been at Hamilton long enough to judge the academics but I plan to accelerate my time here so I can get into law school sooner. I think the guitar is the more versatile instrument, anyway. Or cooler. Whichever.

[juniadams-blog]

Sweet deal, will do.

University of Texas, University of California, Florida State, Here. I mean I applied to Columbia, didn’t get in though. Here too, but just as much in New York. Law student huh? Couldn’t deal with all of that legal jargon. Have you always wanted to be a lawyer? Guitar game naturally, but both help a lot when I’m writing and shit.

[rosexmarls]

Hi Juni! Im Marley! And Im chill, how are you liking it around here?

[juniadams-blog]

Nice to meet you, dude. Alright, been here for a while. Though I don’t blame anyone for thinking I’m new. I usually keep to myself.

[phoebeevans-deactivated20170221]

Well that’s understandable. I would have done the exact same thing. 

[juniadams-blog]

Some think it’s all an act, but I’m not afraid to deck someone in the face if they push the wrong button. I’m not here for that. Respect me and my family or deal with the consequences. 

[hamiltongossip-blog]

@juniadams collects snakes.

[juniadams-blog]

[ravenboot]

I’m not that dumb. I went last night. I just have a cast. And crutches. Which makes walking kind of easier, but it’s still a pain.

[juniadams-blog]

It seemed like you were just hobbling along with a broken leg and no cast. Would’ve been hilarious to watch though, if you ask me.

[itsaddiefinch]

Well, if that’s the case, we could always explore pizza shops as a single unit. Go halvsies, as the kids say.

It was okay. I probably should have gone with something a little more challenging but I wanted to be in New York City. Well, that’s cool. Piano bored me, but I did dabble in the guitar. I guess it’s easy to hop into production once you have the core of it down, so that’s good.

[juniadams-blog]

Totally down for that.

Would’ve been my pick if I didn’t come here to be honest. And I don’t blame ya, New York’s a pretty cool place to me. But couldn’t really afford to go there so, I’m in the next place I think. Guitar’s def my favorite out of the two but I’m glad I learned.

[magickingdomshq-blog]

I forget things easily, so reminders happen a lot. It’s amazing that I get school work done. 

That’s kind of adorable though. I wonder what’s going on in a cat’s head sometimes. 

[juniadams-blog]

I’m just lazy as fuck man, I gotta force myself just to get through music theory stuff. Which is a shame since I love music. 

‘Don’t care about this big giant life form I just want my food’ I think that’s what Edward thinks 90% of the time. Alphonse is adorable, always have been.

[cinnamotta]

I AM.  if you’ve heard of Motta Pianos, das me!  Well.  not me.  It’s my dad.  But, like… then it’s me.

the B. stands for “beez in the trap.”

totally just stole that off of your blog title, BUT.

[juniadams-blog]

Well, damn. Never had the pleasure of playing one but I’ve seen them. They’re gorgeous. 

You’re entertaining.