[junmaidaiginjo]

[junmaidaiginjo]

hey what’s up. i heard scm updated. 

[emotional-contagion-deactivated]

Shiiiiiit, this bitch stole our marriage license and she’s tryin to marry Soryu!!!

[hoe-tome]

E-Excuse me

[otomemonogatari]

fuck soryu, i’d rather marry her

[junmaidaiginjo]

no offense but shes hotter than him

[textsfromthestargods]

[junmaidaiginjo]

me @ teorus: 💓💘💞💕💝💗💓💓💘💕❣️❤️💕💙💛💛💕💘💖💙

[junmaidaiginjo]

hahah no! It’s from a Song!! MEMEME!!

bless you for explaining this bc i had no idea what was happening

[junmaidaiginjo]

hey look de sky

quick question, what the fuck does this mean

[otomemonogatari]

Obviously they’re pointing out the sky. Look how pretty that gray mass is.

[charmilly]

what if its a warning

[junmaidaiginjo]

hey look de sky

quick question, what the fuck does this mean

[tauxolouves]

she™

Keep reading

[catoinette]

Daily reminder that I really love this pairing a lot, and I hope they have a good life.

[gessoyouknow]

the sassy sister-in-law pl-please bear with me. i’m almost done.

[otomemonogatari]

@tacolouve can you stop thirsting for the murdery bois for a second and look at this.

[junmaidaiginjo]

no i will not stop thirsting for the murdery bois but i can multitask and i love this!!

[otomemonogatari]

furthermore, @tacolouves is a dirty triangle fucker, pass it on

[junmaidaiginjo]

endorsed by blair, tacolouve themself

[otomemonogatari]

suck my bussy @tacolouve,

@tauxolouves, sweet and innocent? less likely than you think. In this essay I will….

[junmaidaiginjo]

uwu (endorsed by blair)

[junmaidaiginjo]

@tauxolouves ? good and pure? its less likely than you think

[aceyui97]

New welcome voice messages ❤

[otomemonogatari]

I like how the right is sweet and warming, while on the other hand we have mister big dick saying,’ make me a sandwich.’

[junmaidaiginjo]

“go back to sleep and starve”

[sarahsyna]

Waking Leon up like:

[otomemonogatari]

What can he do to prevent it? His porn powers? lol that binch weaker than Zote The Mighty.

[aceyui97]

New welcome voice messages ❤

[otomemonogatari]

I like how the right is sweet and warming, while on the other hand we have mister big dick saying,’ make me a sandwich.’

[junmaidaiginjo]

"go back to sleep and starve"

[junmaidaiginjo]

tacolouve

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