#sarcasm -

[discworldwitches]

a new survey showed that 50% of current non-orthodox rabbinical students identify as LGBTQ+ and some anonymous straight jews are v upset by this statistic bc it apparently “indicates that the rabbinate is increasingly perceived as a counter-cultural career choice” which is a totally logical and not homophobic conclusion to draw! the aforementioned anonymous figures are also anonymous because they’re afraid to be criticised as homophobic, not because they actually are

[ergativeabsolutive]

"Dark Woody" As opposed to regular Woody whose character is defined by yearning for a bygone age when westerns were popular media children were obsessed with and every child wanted to be besties with their totally unproblematic cowboy doll. There's nothing dark about that he's a nice guy. Who only contemplates murder a couple times

[dolonia-archived]

Short haired m.cs that have wonder lust and may be a little violent -

[dissociacrip]

also idk what anyone else says the worst part of having problems with your swallowing mechanisms is getting hiccups all the fucking time.

[agarthium]

autistic felix canon.

[daevite]

why am i just now finding out about gojira. i hate you people

[beanbakery]

I'd like to report @flannelizard