Dazai Chuuya and Tetcho (if you write for him) when there’s a spider and their s/o is afraid of spiders, thanks!
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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : dazai x gn! reader, chuuya x gn! reader, tetcho x gn! reader
𝐓𝐖 : mentions of suicide kinda, it’s dazai what do you expect
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 : combined these two requests,I hope you don’t mind. Now if you’ll excuse me my phone is about to go flat Σ（・□・；）
DAZAI being the bastard he is would probably tease you for it
"Oh come you’re really scared of that, it tiny it can’t hurt you”
"ITS MASSIVE AND WHAT IF ITS POISONOUS??!"
"Poison you say? I heard that poison is a great method of sui-"
"JUST KILL IT"
“kill me with your venom spider-chan 😊😊”
to his dismay the spider was not poisonous, and did not aid him in his quest to die
The moment CHUUYA hears you scream he immediately rushes to where you are, completely flooded with panic
Are you okay?? Are you hurt?? did someone break in?? Or worse di- oh it's just a spider.. A SPIDER?
he's not exactly afraid of spiders, but is a bit grossed out about them
Look at them?? They have EIGHT legs
he carefully tried to put it on a piece of paper and cover it with a cup and put it outside
But the mf jumped on him before he could put the cup over it
He ended up having to use his ability the float the spider outside
TETCHO would be confused
when you let out that blood curdling scream , he would’ve thought you were getting murdered but nope, just a spider
"Why are you scared of it”
“ITS HORRIFYING LOOK AT IT PLEASE KILL IT OR TAKE IT OUTSIDE PLEASE”
of course he wouldn’t kill it, so instead he picks it up with his BARE HANDS
"spiders are good example of patience and resilience. I once watched a spider spin it's web the spider would spin and then stop, spin and stop but it never gave up until it persisted until it completed its web-"
"Great speech but would you please PUT IT OUTSIDE?"
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Hellooo can I request Sigma fluff hcs of him meeting his s/o’s parents, s/o’s has a more quiet, mean and can be judgmental but than she warms up to him while the dad is more outgoing, friendly and literally the sweetest guy ever
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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : sigma x gn!reader
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when you confronted sigma about meeting your parents he was a bit panicked he was nervous he was going to make a bad impression.
What should he talk about?? What should he wear? What if they don't like him?
Hopefully he had enough experience talking to casino customers around your parents age to not make it awkward and luckily it didn't go too bad? Your dad thought he was adorable and absolutely loved him, your mother on the other hand was very sure of him.
What provoked her wasn't how he acted, but his appearance
"Why is his hair two different colours? And why is it so choppy? Did he cut his hair in the dark?"
She definitely had mixed feelings about him, he certainly was sweet but she still felt conflicted
Sigma probably picks up on the hint that your mom doesn't like him that much, but you assure him that she'll warm up to him eventually, he still had his doubts though
sigma did try his best to win over your mothers approval, and eventually she began to notice his efforts more and accept that maybe he was worthy of you after all
freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!! 💕
Answer:spiders have structures designed to get rid of nitrogenous waste. These are called malpighian tubules and function in a manner similar to our own kidneys. Spiders don’t produce urine like we do, but produce uric acid, which doesn’t dissolve in water and is a near-solid.
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