#tecchou bsd

[keiaoi811]

Tecchou Maid

[skylarstarlight]

The double standard is noticeable, but also entirely correct.

Based on this comic

[straygodspng]

Your kiss and I will surrender

[idiasplayertwo]

heeyy!! can you please do the "think fast, I'm a random girl" for the hunting dogs??? it’s okay if you can’t!! <3

`✦ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ "𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐾 𝐹𝐴𝑆𝑇 𝐼𝑀 𝐴 𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐷𝑂𝑀 𝐺𝐼𝑅𝐿!" — ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑔𝑠

SYNOPSIS: reader does a trend on tiktok with her partner

GENRE: crack, fluff, established relationship

BEGINNING NOTE. im not doing fukuchi for this particular trope, idk why i just struggled so hard to figure out a scenario for him. we are collectively ignoring how late this is...mkay? sry anon for the wait, ive been procrastinating this ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ i fear they may be out of character bcuz i rarely write for the hunting dogs—i guess this gives me a reason to write for them more. the sillies. im working on other requests, ive just been physically too tired to do anything, lmao.

TAGS. jumping at them, teruko fights back, crack fic, fluff, chasing, reader gets flipped and pinned, very random moments

shoutout to these other anons asking for the same<3

— JOUNO SAIGIKU๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑

"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"

so bro heard you coming from a mile away, you didn't even have time to react, nothing—

you're arm was already snatched and you were flipped over his shoulder and pinned to the ground by his feet.

you blinked in utter confusion.

trying to comprehend yourself.

he stared down at you, listening to the sound of your heart bearing against your chest.

"i heard your footsteps before you even entered the room," he spoke.

"i demand a redo," you huffed, fighting against his grip however he kept you down.

"jouno, lemme go."

"no, you failed your mission—suffer the consequences."

"JOUNO—THIS WASN'T A WAR TACTIC!!!"

he raises his eyebrow at you,

"you seemed to treat it like one."

you let out a defeated sigh,

"i love you?"

"nice try, darling."

he kept you pinned for a few more moments, enjoying any type of bribe you threw at him to let you up, before eventually growing tired of this.

however before he let you go fully, he kissed your cheek as you stood up and mummered,

"love you too,"

— TETCHOU SUEHIRO๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑

"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL!!"

you're sudden battle cry caused your boyfriend to look behind his shoulder only to see you run at him at full speed.

if this was any normal enemy, he would slice them in an instant—however his mind blanked seeing you charge at him.

in a haze he just stood there and held his hands up, keeping you from hugging him.

hands grabbing onto each other, fingers interlocked.

"gravy on a stick, i forgot how strong you are!" you squeaked as you felt your socked feet only drag across the polished floors.

in one silent movement tetchou suddenly untightened his grip on your hands causing you to push yourself forward—

you screamed as you felt gravity take it's toil on you, only to be caught in the arms of your boyfriend.

"good morning to you too, princess."

you sighed, head dramatically tossed back over his bicep.

"you passed the test—now carry me to the couch i need a minute."

— TERUKO ŌKURA๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑

"THINK FAST IM A—"

"YOU FOOL!!"

you screamed as tackled you down to the ground before you could even get close to her.

you fought on the floor like a pair of wild cats, until she eventually pinned you down on your stomach and sat on your back.

"VICTORY IS MINE!!"

you lay your cheek on the carpet under you, trying to get a look at your girlfriend.

"did you even hear what i said?"

teruko gave you a playful, yet somehwat confused look.

"you sprint at me and expect me not to retaliate?"

"no, i expect you to treat me like a random girl! someone you've never met before!"

you scrunched her nose at you, "then what are you complaining for, id so this to anyone who runs at me in a full sprint."

ah, well shes not entirely wrong about that.

"i—well, damn."

"now tell me im the best girlfriend in the world and ill think about letting you back up," she winks

— TACHIHARA MICHIZÓ๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑

"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"

your already hugging him as you shout out the line, catching him somewhat off guard.

he panics as you grab at his face and attempt to kiss him, however he pushes you back.

"FUCK NO." he shouts with a playful smile on his face, watching you stand to your feet again and retaliate your "attack".

he ends up running, whilst your chasing him around the room until your playing ring-a-round a rosie around the couch.

all while he's screaming at you to "fuck off!" or "i have a girlfriend—you mad ugly!!"

honestly you were laughing so hard, you just collapsed to the cushions of the couch as he leaned against the back of it.

both of you catching your breath, "you—are so damn weird."

you lean your head back on the back of the couch and stick your tongue out playfully at your boyfriend—

"you love me,"

he closes his eyes and sighs happily, leaning over and kissing your forehead.

"damn straight, sugar~"

END NOTES. maybe I'll think of smth dumb and funny for fukuchi, but for now im sorry (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

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[blvcklizard]

This is the third time Tecchou smiled so far at all and the second time he smiled because of Jouno

[clover-charlie]

Hunting Dogs...headcanons except they're not really headcanons just things im pretending are canon even through there is probably canon evidence that makes them impossible to be canon:

Fukuchi was prepared to sacrifice 500 lives but he did not want his 4 hunting dogs to be 4 of those 500, he knew he would be one of those 500, he did not want the rest of them to follow him.

Teruko taught Tachihara how to shoot a gun like as soon as he officially joined.

Teruko doesn't actually remember how old she is cause she just doesn't keep track.

Teruko and Tachihara are the youngest members, with Tetchou and Jouno being the older two with Fukuchi as the oldest.

They don't really celebrate birthdays, but Fukuchi gives them sweets on their birthdays. They do celebrate things, but mostly just achievements, like 'You survived the first year!'(started by Teruko) or 'Tecchou said something smart'(this is "celebrated" by Jouno and Jouno alone) or 'Im bored company party!'(this is Fukuchi.)

Fukuchi actually doesn't hate pineapple on pizza, same with Tecchou, and everyone else thinks it's the grossest thing. Teruko and Tachihara tried it once, Teruko decided that she hated pineapples and Tachihara just "politely" threw like 2 pieces in the trash in front of the two freakoids who liked it.

Tecchou is the #1 Jouno defender (that is somewhat canon though lol)

Jouno taught Tachihara how to fight blindfolded, Tachihara was actually decent at it.

All of them are either orphans or have awful parents(cough cough tachihara cough cough).

Tecchou was raised by lesbians, who are dead because I said so.

Jouno is a pretty good cook, along with Tecchou and Tachihara. Fukuchi burns water and Teruko refuses to learn. Teruko figures that Jouno and Tachihara can just cook. She does not trust Tecchou to cook, even though Tecchou is pretty good at just following the recipe if he has one. Jouno doesn't use recipes much, Tachihara does the exact measurements and the exact movements. So basically it's, Jouno: this is enough also im adding this so it actually tastes good screw recipes. Tecchou: eyeballing the measurements. Tachihara: okay if i don't put exactly one teaspoon of salt this whole recipe is going to go horrible.

None of them bake because Fukuchi normally just buys treats for them.

The other three members ship suegiku so hard. Suegiku is not aware of this.

Tachihara definitely views them like family.

Fukuchi was #proud when Tachihara managed to almost solo him. He was mad sure, but like he was also proud of this kid. He had similar feelings about Jouno's "betrayal". He is #proud_father_of_traitors

okay that's it. i can't think of anymore. suegiku canon trust.

[cursority]

[mikayuumouse]

I found this in my camera roll I don't even remember making it lmfao 😭