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「 RP MEME : RELUCTANT ALLIES . 」 * change pronouns as needed .
’ don’t get in my way. ’
‘ being assigned to the same mission doesn’t make us friends. ’
‘ don’t play friendly with me. ’
‘ i work alone. ’
‘ try to keep up. ’
‘ do what you want. i’m not going to babysit you. ’
‘ it’s my mission, i’m in charge. ’
‘ follow my lead. ’
‘ i’m following you. ’
‘ i have never heard such a stupid plan. ’
‘ great. you’re going to get us all killed. ’
‘ thanks for the advice. ’
‘ watch yourself! ’
‘ got your six. ’
‘ i’ve got your back. ’
‘ try not to die! or do, i don’t care. ’
‘ don’t get blood on my floor. ’
‘ can you attract any more attention to us!? ’
‘ this was supposed to be a stealth mission. ’
‘ they didn’t tell me i’d be working with an idiot. ’
‘ i hate this just as much as you, but we have to see this through. ’
‘ i’m not doing this for you. ’
‘ i’m just following orders. ’
‘ stay with me! ’
‘ let’s not make a habit of this. ’
‘ you could’ve gotten yourself killed. ’
‘ pay attention. ’
‘ if it comes between you or the mission, i’m choosing the mission. without question. ’
‘ i will leave you behind. ’
‘ i’m not leaving you behind. ’
‘ you started this thing with me, you’re ending it with me. ’
‘ we make a pretty good team. ’
‘ maybe we should do this more often. ’
‘ when this mission started, i didn’t like you… still don’t. ’
‘ you’re not so bad yourself. ’
‘ try me. ’
‘ don’t push my buttons. ’
enemies to lovers but one is injured — starters
doesn't necessarily have to be enemies or lovers i just needed a title x
“ can you walk? “
“ i’m okay. “
“ you’re bleeding. “
“ lean on me. ” “ for support? “
“ i’ll get you out of here. ”
“ are you crazy? i’m not staying here with you! “
“ just trust me. “ “ i've done that mistake before. “
“ don't die on me now, [nickname]. “
“ i don't need your help. “ “ sure does look like it. “
“ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “
“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “
“ you got shot. there's a literal bullet in you. “ “ are you sure? “
“ i can see [the bullet]. “ “ i can feel it. “
“ stay with me. don’t close your eyes. “
“ remove the damn thing. “
“ i’m not a doctor. “
“ didn't pierce your heart now did it? “ “ clearly not. “ “ that sure is unfortunate. “ [proceeds to stab their enemy’s leg]
“ you trust me, don't you? “
“ jesus fucking christ... “
“ don't touch me! “
“ then do it yourself you egit. “
“ how am i supposed to bandage you up if you won't let me near you? “
“ right now, you’re all i've got. “
“ you’re going to be fine, so shut up. “
“ i'm scared. “ “ want me to read you a bed-time story? “
“ you're not going to die. “
“ i can’t feel my legs. “
“ can you walk? “ “ what does it look like? “
“ here, take my gun. “ “ are you crazy? i’ve never used one before! “
“ you’ll have to carry me. “
“ come on, i’ll bandage you up. “
“ i know we’re not exactly friends, but right now you're all i got. “
“ you shoot, i distract. “
“ where’s the bullet? “ [beat] “ hey, i can’t find the bullet! “
“ why are you the one freaking out? i’m the one with a knife in my stomach. “
“ are you squeamish? “
“ looks like you’re gonna throw up. “
“ you're stronger than you look. “
“ you look like shit. “ “ thank you. “
“ here, take my hand. “
“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ for what, saving your ass? “
“ don't touch me. “ “ shall i leave you here to die, then? “
“ stop it you're hurting me! “ “ i need to get the knife out. “
“ didn't realize you had it in you. “ “ have what in me? “ “ to care for another person. “
“ if anything's going to kill you, it's going to be me. “ “
“ don't remove the knife or you'll bleed to death. “
“ shut up before i kill you myself. “
“ wait here. “ “ it's not like i can go anywhere. “
“ give me your gun. “ “ fuck, no. “
“ why the hell did they stab you? “ “ should i have asked for an explanation? “
“ shut up or i’ll give you a real reason to cry. “
“ you owe me. “
“ fuck you, i'm not doing this! “
“ this is all your fault. “ “ oh don’t act like you’re not enjoying yourself. “
“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “
“ why would you help me? “
“ call it a truce. “
“ why the hell did you stab me? “
“ i don't have anywhere else to go. “
“ i'm glad you're okay. “
“ thank you, for saving my life. “
“ i would have died if it wasn't for you. “
“ you can stay for as long as you need. “
“ we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “
“ if you need anything, you know where to find me. “
based on this suggestions blog. warning: these are pretty dark/angry & could be triggering to some people. please be cautious before proceeding!!
‘ all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly & me to not flinch away without meaning to. when will this stop affecting me? ’ ‘ all i want is to be soft & gentle, but i’m made out of steel & anger. maybe in another life, i guess. ’ ‘ beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so choose to see beauty in everything. ’ ‘ burning it all to the ground & force them to start again. they made you lose everything. now return the favor. ’ ‘ do i ever even cross your mind or do i do all the thinking of us on my own? ’ ‘ do you trust me enough? do you trust me at all? ’ ‘ don’t you dare abandon me. ’ ‘ even after all you have done, i will always want you fighting on my side. ’ ‘ every time i see you smile i fall in love with your brightness all over again. ’ ‘ everyone i have ever loved is long gone. i sing to the sky alone. ’ ‘ everyone i touch gets hurt, but i can’t stop. i touch & i touch & i touch & people get hurt. why can’t i ever stop? ’ ‘ everyone says i used to be a hero, but i can still taste the blood in my mouth & still feel bruises blooming because of my fists & my eyes are still stretched wide & terrified. ’ ‘ everything i love has been taken from me. what do i have left to fight for? ’ ‘ fall in love with someone that makes you feel strong. ’ ‘ friends are more important than any material object will ever be. ’ ‘ i am aching to hold you & keep you safe, to be pressed against you so that nothing can harm you. ’ ‘ i am divine & you will bow before me. ’ ‘ i am fucking divine. ’ ‘ i am in control & i listen to no one. ’ ‘ i am not a good person. don’t pretend i am. ’ ‘ i am not accustomed to love. this is a learning experience. ’ ‘ i am not worth saving & i am not worth redemption. let me stay in the dark. ’ ‘ i am so tired all the time, all i want to do is rest. ’ ‘ i am too tired to deal with any of this. ’ ‘ i bow to no man. ’ ‘ i broke into sharp pieces when i broke & i expect someone else to hurt their hands on my edges just to put me back together. i’m sorry. ’ ‘ i can give you your wings back & i can show you to fly once more, if you only believe in me. ’ ‘ i cannot be saved. ’ ‘ i can’t ask for help because if i ask for help it hurts people. i can bear this weight on my own. i have to. ’ ‘ i could taste the lies in your mouth every time i kissed you, but i loved you too much to notice. ’ ‘ i crave affection in the simplest way. ’ ‘ i deserve to hurt. i deserve to bleed. ’ ‘ i didn’t ask for any of this so don’t you dare blame this on me. ’ ‘ i don’t care if you say my name like it’s poison or like it’s a prayer, as long as it leaves your lips. ’ ‘ i don’t fight for you anymore. ’ ‘ i don’t want to let go of you. not now, not ever. ’ ‘ i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to remember. i don’t want to heal. all i want is for it to go away. ’ ‘ i don’t want you to touch me. please don’t touch me, just go away. ’ ‘ i feel anger deeper than my bones. i feel anger in my very soul. ’ ‘ i feel nothing at all, except for when i feel everything all at once. ’ ‘ i have fallen & though i may miss the sky, i belong here now. ’ ‘ i have fallen from a height your mind cannot even imagine. ’ ‘ i have no home anymore. ’ ‘ i remember collapsing in the flames with a sword in my hand & then i remember nothing. ’ ‘ i see beauty in everything, but especially in you. ’ ‘ i should never have fallen in love with you. ’ ‘ i thought for a long time that i was so terrible no one would look at me. now i know it’s because i shine so bright they are forced to look away. ’ ‘ i was so caught up in the feeling that i forgot how to breathe. ’ ‘ i will never amount to anything. i am a failure in the worst type of way. ’ ‘ i will tell myself that the burn of my loneliness in my chest completes me & maybe someday it will be true. ’ ‘ if that’s what a hero is i’m glad i’m not one anymore. ’ ‘ if you ask me to, i will set the whole world on fire, my dear. it’s all for you. ’ ‘ is it my fault? it’s my fault. it’s always my fault. ’ ‘ it’s not murder if they deserved it, right? ’ ‘ i’m drowning in emotions that don’t belong to me, choking on anger & suffocating on sadness. ’ ‘ i’m in love with everything that hurts me. ’ ‘ i’m okay. i’m alright. this is all in my mind. ’ ‘ i’m ready to give up everything i’ve ever had if it means someone will love me. ’ ‘ i’m so cold & i can’t stop shaking. i am not who you think i am. ’ ‘ i’m so tired all the time & i just want to be awake again. ’ ‘ i’m tired of fighting against the pain of being forgotten. i just want someone to remember me. ’ ‘ i’m tired of fighting everything in my life. just make it stop. ’ ‘ i’m too tired to care. blow up, get angry at me. i’m sure someday i’ll realize i deserved it. ’ ‘ jealousy burns within me. ’ ‘ just let me go in peace for once in my damn life. ’ ‘ loneliness is a disease & it leaves me empty & hollow, like sound goes through my body & bounces back. ’ ‘ made of starlight & sunshine, i shine brighter than they all know. ’ ‘ my anger is righteous & my actions are pure. ’ ‘ my chest aches & my lungs burn. this sickness comes from the inside. ’ ‘ my chest hurts & all i need is some comfort & understanding. ’ ‘ my chest hurts & i ache to go back to the sky. ’ ‘ my shoulders are aching where wings used to be & all i want is for them to stop hurting. ’ ‘ pull me apart & piece me together in your own way. make me perfect. ’ ‘ righteous fury throws through my veins & if you touch the people i love i will destroy you. ’ ‘ rise up. you can’t keep being small when you were made for so much more. ’ ‘ say my name like it’s the only one that’s ever been on your tongue. ’ ‘ so much blood has been spilled in my name. time to make you believe it was in yours. ’ ‘ so you’ll worry about me when i fall silent, but not when i scream & plead for help? fuck off. ’ ‘ sometimes people have to get hurt for me to get what i want. ’ ‘ stay away from my fucking friends. stay the fuck away or so help me i will destroy you. ’ ‘ stop treating me like i’m an idiot. you aren’t better than me in any way & you better remember that. ’ ‘ the bitter taste of regret is ever present on my tongue. ’ ‘ the world is spinning far too fast for me to stay on it. ’ ‘ to love them is my divine right. ’ ‘ voices whisper from the shadows & they fill my mind with thoughts of you. ’ ‘ what did i to wrong to be so unloved? ’ ‘ what is the point of power if i’m not supposed to use it? ’ ‘ who the fuck do you think you are? ’ ‘ why can’t i ever fucking stop crying? ’ ‘ with a new year comes new tests & triumphs. let’s try to make the most out of it. ’ ‘ would it really kill you to be honest for once? ’ ‘ yes, i remember my wings breaking & being destroyed. i was powerless to stop it. ’ ‘ you are not required to love your parents, or to even like them. ’ ‘ you can’t hate me more than i hate myself, but you are more than welcome to try. ’ ‘ you may say you love me, but you love only a part of me. i am too complex for you to ever love my entire being. ’ ‘ you never fucking cared about me. don’t fucking lie about it. not to me. ’ ‘ you remind me of mint. fresh, sharp, kind of cold, but in a nice way. i always knew there was a reason mint was my favorite. ’ ‘ you shine light in even the darkest parts of me. you are my sun. ’ ‘ you should fear me, but you don’t. i will be eternally puzzled, yet grateful. ’ ‘ you touch me & my skin burns & it burns for you, always you. ’
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@jupatera cont. from x
There’s the worry in her voice… Aqua can’t do anything but smile and chuckle it off. She’s happy to see Rena’s powers not only growing but using new techniques. She didn’t expect to be caught off guard by the speed queen herself, but she is no less impressed.
Usually her reflexes would catch surprising attacks but the sole fact that this attack was new caught her completely off guard. In her captivated eyes, she took a shocking (heh) zap that sent her to the ground, finding difficulty just standing right back up from such a hit. While speed is Rena’s thing, her power is nothing to scoff at, and while Aqua herself has sustained many an injury, pain is pain, and being zapped is never fun.
All the same, she’d rather laugh it off and be proud of getting hit over being worried like Rena was. The whole point of their sparring is to see if she can land a hit and she did! Albeit unexpected, she can tell that it looked like a last ditch effort. She’s fast, but she can’t expend her magic forever with no fatigue. Her use of magic unfortunately does not compare to Aqua’s so this big burst meant it was an all or nothing before giving up.
Elrena is berating her for trying to sound cool, but her smile is beaming at her in joy. “We have to figure out how you can do that again and hone that! It really surprised me, haha.” As much as she disregards her injury, she knew continuing would upset the other, a small hand waving off the concern with another chuckle. “I promise, it really does look worse than it feels! It could’ve been worse, you could’ve cooked me into some meal, hah. I’m proud of your improvement, really. You landed a direct hit finally!”
Suddenly the air began to feel a lot warmer. If it wasn’t the boiling rage bubbling in Elrena’s body, it was possibly the blood rushing to her face and making her cheeks an unusually endearing shade of dark pink. It wasn’t often Elrena ever regretted attacking someone directly, and rarer was her apologizing for it. And the one time she does, Aqua is completely unbothered and doesn’t even hold her against it. By doing so, Elrena’s only show of humility was proven useless.
Instead of celebrating this achievement alongside Aqua, Elrena crossed her arms, turned her face to the side, eyes shut and lips pouting outwards.
“Dunno what I was worrying about! I was holding back anyway, so there.” Alright enough of the act. Elrena sighed and would later try to rationalize her feelings. Instead she wanted to elaborate on something Aqua said, on how she could do it again. Though she didn’t change her stance, she spoke much more neutral and calm than previously, “Anyways... You know Leon? He said something about pulling off some super attack that could annihilate everyone in the room. That’s what went through my head when I used that. That give any ideas?”
@impetuousheart asked:
Runs a hand down her side to rest on her hip, the other hand caressing her face [impetuousheart]
A sharp intake of breath. Elrena felt her lungs clench at the warmth around her. She anticipated it, longed for it; she’d rarely admit this yearning outside of their private conversations. It did not matter, he was the the one allowed to know. He was the one who deserved more than bared teeth and claws.
With that, she exhaled, a calm surrender to the intimacy at play. Her hips and face moved in closer, greedily demanding to feel more, to close any space between their bodies.
“Need something, sweetheart? Or just admiring the art?”
impetuousheart:
“You poor thing, no computer. I hope you weren’t in the middle of something.” Another step and he puts a hand out, testing the surroundings and, without meaning to, the solidity of the wall directly beside him. He lets out a distressed noise and a quick apology before realizing that, no, the hard plaster was not in fact Elrena.
Nearly dying to a cat toy had gotten him turned around, it seems.
“What do you mean by can you hear me, anyways? I can still hear in the dark, Ellie. I don’t have a light, though. I left my phone somewhere.” Moving forward again, he slowly edged himself into the direction of the bedroom, trying to pick out shapes as his eyes began the process of adjusting to the dark. Said process being one that Andrey did not have any patience for.
Thankfully, from months of staying at her place, Andrey knew his way around pretty well, even in the dark. Cat toys aside, he could find his way to her easily. Probably.
“Hey, stand still. How scary do you think it will be if you hear me running towards you in the dark?”
If Andrey was like her cats and could see clearly in pitch black, he’d witness Elrena rolling her eyes. Woe be it to those who can’t read between the lines. The mechanisms of her mind were an enigma.
“Hey stupid. I’m saying if you can’t see me then at least follow my voice!” Definitely not a difficult task, her voice was rarely at a low volume and now wouldn’t be an exception.
Elrena was uncertain about moving from the area. It wouldn’t be of help for Andrey too, who was doing his darndest to navigate through a deathtrap of cat toys to trip over and worst of all -- cats. She was now leaning to what she believed to be a doorframe.
Andrey was clearly jesting, yet it didn’t stop Elrena from giving a sardonic chuckle.
“Like I’m scared of a little darkness. Or what’s running around in it.” Her fingers twiddled absentmindedly, emitting sparks of electricity to illuminate her location, if not a few seconds. “I can handle it fine. But looks like you need more help.”
impetuousheart:
Batting at one of her hands playfully as it strays near his face due to her grand gestures, he gives her an over the top unimpressed look, whipping out his own phone as if to say watch this, sounding out as he types.
“How… do you milk… a dolphin. See?” Grinning triumphantly at his screen as he reads. “It’s just-”
Slowly, the look fades and is replaced by one of almost disbelief before dropping completely into stony-faced distress. Andrey sets his phone gently aside, screen down, before rubbing a hand across his face. Some words, he didn’t need to see put together.
“You’ve done this to me. I didn’t- wait.” Dropping his hand, he stares curiously at Elrena, almost hesitantly. “They breathe on land? They can’t walk or… no. No, never mind, I didn’t say that. I already knew that, I did.”
“Oh my god...” Elrena grimaced as an immediate reaction to Andrey actually looking up the godforsaken thing- because of course he would. But his hubris would soon be his downfall, and he was quick to pin the blame on her.
And that was it. She cracked. Elrena wasn’t sure if she was smiling out of discomfort or at the expense of the poor guy who will never unsee the things he saw. She erupted into a raspy, yet screechy cackle afterwards so it was mostly likely the latter.
“You idiot!” She exclaimed, gasping for air simultaneously. “I wasn’t even trying to bait you that time! Honest! You’re just a chump!” She managed to calm down, probably for the best lest she just rubs the wound deeper. “Andrey.. they’re mammals. That’s how they brea- How did you think they had milk in the first place?!”
Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.
My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.
Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!
@impetuousheart
The storm was a surprise, having rolled in quickly while Andrey was stood in the kitchen making an early dinner. The sun was just beginning to set when the second surprise of the evening came.
Staring intently at a pot of boiling water, at first he didn’t realize it when the power went out, not until the utter lack of noise registered to him. The fading light from the windows allowed Andrey to just make out the miserable, half-cooked noodles still sticking out of the almost too small pot as he blinked hard, heaving a sigh.
“Ellie? Are you alright?” He called out, stepping out of the kitchen and directly onto a small cat toy, a jingling ball that left him flailing wildly as his foot slid out from under him. Righting himself, he called out again.
“Where are you at? I’m under attack out here.”
“Didn’t do it!” Elrena quickly sprung up from the bedroom, with a wide-eyed expression that one would call a look of guilt. Of course it was natural than whenever a weather-related power outage happened, the population of Radiant Garden would point their fingers at the lightning magic user. It was to be expected, but apparently not in this case. She came to the ironic realization that doing this made her appear even more culpable.
Thankfully as soon as she said that, Andrey got himself into a bit of trouble. Seems like one of the cats left his toys in the middle of the walkway again. Messy little things they are. Despite the entire apartment enveloped in darkness and Andrey’s worried sounds, Elrena managed to collect herself again and tried to pretend her last exclamation didn’t happen.
“I’m right here, can you hear me? Also my computer just fuckin’ died.”
thefatalmarksman:
Her renewed focus was most definitely admirable, her speed and actual attentiveness to his advice a bonus—but would it be enough? For now, Xigbar simply allowed her the opportunity to strut her stuff, standing back a pace to observe her every movement with arms crossed and half-smile lopsided—though he couldn’t help but release a snicker at watching her struggle to get that knife out from its solid impalement into the wall.
This very moment would have been the perfect opportunity for him to make his move—sprint in quick across the arena and grab that extended arm, twist it behind her back and pin her there against the wall. Too easy—way too easy. And then she’d start squirming and whining against him, and then he’d—
…Okay, okay, no need to take the hypothetical too much further.
Instead, however, he waited in this very position, hip cocked and watching her with his single, intensely golden eye. Waiting until she’d reclaimed her weapon and her attention was turned back onto him. Once more, adopting a defensive stance, he waved her with a nonchalant hand to come at him.
“C’mon, now, pretty kitty, I’m waitin’ to be impressed.”
“Hmph.”
His arrogance was one thing, but oh if she could read the sinister thoughts of his mind. She would’ve shown him what a real twisted grin looks like, to engage in a little fun roughhousing if he desired so. Alas, Elrena was unaware of it, and this wasn’t a jolly playground.
Elrena simply did not charge at Xigbar. A kitten was she? Did he know despite their appearances, they were indeed an apex predator? No, no, no. Elrena could not run to him, she’d pounce him. She gave no warning, no indication that she was about to leap from the floor mid-stride; it all mattered if his instincts were faster than hers.
“Say that again, köpek.”
The vindictiveness in her voice could only match the side of the blade. He’d feel both, hopefully, if she knocked him over. For once, she might wipe off that ugly smirk.
impetuousheart:
“But where would you squeeze?” Andrey nearly reels back with the incredulity of his own words. “Cows have udders, what do dolphins have? There’s nothing there. There can’t be anything there.”
He makes a disgusted face, though still lighthearted in mood.
“I don’t want their wet, salty cheese. There’s only so many places it will come out of, and it won’t be the blowhole.” The name breaks his act, leaving him to fight back a smile and a sharp snort of barely concealed laughter.
Andrey was trying so hard to keep it together. Elrena almost pitied the man, for as multitalented he was, acting was not his forte. Had Luxord been around, he’d say some crap about a “poker face”, then Elrena quickly dismissed the thought because fuck Luxord and fuck his card metaphors. Now what was she talking about again? Oh yes, dolphin tits.
“Are you forgetting dolphins can breathe on land too? C’mon it’s not that hard!” At this point, Elrena was committed to her exaggerated hand gestures, such as her open palms pointed to what was clearly an invisible presentation of whatever ludicrous she spewed.
'If we can train fucking Flipper to do tricks and that silly water walk thing they always do, I’m sure we can get them to stay above water long enough to..”
Elrena’s words trailed off to a pause. Before finishing that sentence she pulled out her Gummiphone. Only a few taps and Elrena froze again, this time with a disconcerted expression on her face.
‘Uhh... yeah no. I am not having that on my search history.”
@impetuousheart asked:
❝ It’s too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away. ❞
“Oh stop being a child!” Elrena mustered her strength to look as stern as a temperamental guardian, but it was all a façade to keep herself together and not laugh.
‘You have cows back in your world don’t you? It’s the same concept! I’m just saying maybe if we domesticated dolphins we’d have more cheese!”
Dragon Age II Starters part 2, part 1 here. feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ How about I shove a canary up your coal mine? Let’s go. ❞
❝ You don’t want me as sour and dour as you. You need a counterpoint. ❞
❝ I also think of others before myself. You seem tired of that, and that’s dangerous. ❞
❝ Bit of a tit, your brother. ❞
❝ You can see what I am. Lie to yourself if you must. ❞
❝ All right, I’m just going to say it. [Name], you need to present yourself better. ❞
❝ I shall endeavor to exist with less offense. ❞
❝ You’re squandering something you don’t understand. ❞
❝ I disavow any knowledge of gambling occurring in my house. ❞
❝ We break the law. I’m pretty sure. There are laws for almost everything. ❞
❝ That can’t be true. They must like some things… Sunshine? Butterflies? Rainbows? ❞
❝ You’re so cute when you’re with him! Not like normal-you at all! ❞
❝ Does that do anything? ❞/❝ Mostly it stands in my house, looking a bit spooky. It could fall on someone, but you’d have to push it really hard. It’s quite heavy. ❞
❝ Anything could happen. You’ll protect them, though. It’s what you do. ❞
❝ I love [Name]. I say it a lot. It makes things clearer, takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying. ❞
❝ Everything affects everything. We were born, a bunch of things happened, and now we’re in a mess with our friends. ❞
❝ What have I done now? You look like you wish to scold me. ❞
❝ It’s too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away. ❞
❝ I remember my mother singing to me, when I was a little girl and I’d get sick. I think that’s what I miss the most. ❞
❝ Do we know anyone who isn’t brooding every hour of the day? ❞
❝ I miss a lot of dirty things and sometimes I wouldn’t mind hearing them. ❞
❝ How did you learn swording? Those things you do with the sword. It looks tricky. ❞
❝ You are looking for forgiveness, but I’m not the one who can give it to you. ❞
❝ They say death is only a journey. Does that help? ❞
❝ The chains are broken, but are you truly free? ❞
❝ The smug sense of superiority does give you away. ❞
❝ The past is important, to you and to all of us. We must know it to move forward. ❞
❝ You had a life. You had a family. And you abandoned them to chase after ghosts. ❞
❝ You pity him because he’s you. ❞
❝ It’s all right, you know. Even you can be happy once in a while. It won’t kill you. But your face might crack if you smile, so be careful. ❞
❝ Can I get you something to eat or drink? I have… water. ❞
❝ You know, a lot of the creatures down here aren’t very nice. Don’t they teach manners underground? ❞
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❝ Something about this place is unsettling. It’s like… underwear that never quite sits right. ❞
❝ Oh, look at them! They’re like kittens… who want to eat you. ❞
❝ Looking for a ditch to lay face down in? I can recommend one. ❞
❝ Come on, haven’t you ever wanted to slap me? Just a little? ❞
❝ That would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Everyone deserves a good smiting now and then. I could use one right this minute. ❞
❝ Family’s not just the people you’re related to by blood. There are other people who care about you. ❞
❝ Sometimes, I miss being that selfish. ❞
❝ The past’s past. I learned that young. If it can’t bring you gold or giggles, what’s the point in dwelling on it? ❞
❝ I don’t know how you live the way you do, blithely ignoring the consequences of your actions. ❞
❝ Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world. ❞
❝ The difference between whores and courtesans is… well, they have nicer shoes. ❞
❝ You see, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six. ❞
❝ Why? Why do you say these things? ❞
❝ So what’s with that magical fisting thing you do? ❞
❝ It’s not about who’s dangerous. It’s about having choices made for you. ❞
❝ You seem especially broody today. ❞
❝ You sort of… swagger when you walk. I’ve been trying, but I trip over my own feet when I do it. ❞
❝ Pirates only care about a small number of very specific things: the sea, strong drink, and booty. Both kinds. ❞
❝ It’s frightening, isn’t it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person? ❞
❝ If they really want people to be good, shouldn’t they offer an afterlife with… lakes of wine and a dozen naked virgins? ❞
❝ There’s no way. Impossible! I’ve had hundreds of those in my hands, and they’re never that size. ❞
❝ It’s “friend-fiction!” I do it out of love. ❞
❝ What’s wrong with this place? Why don’t they have one decent regular lock to pick. No, it’s got to be all magic and blowy lights. ❞
❝ Try to do someone a favor and you end up trapped in a giant magical prison. There’s a lesson here. Next time you ask if I want to help with something, I’m going to say no. ❞
❝ Someday I’ll visit a place with no ancient evils, horrors, devouring plagues, or insanity. Maybe a beach. ❞
❝ Temporary insanity. A bout of foul morality. A horrifying fit of decency. It got better. ❞
❝ Your boots go on forever. I’d get so lost in them. I’ve dropped marbles in. They take an eternity to reach the bottom. ❞
❝ I’m helping you indulge in elaborate revenge fantasies. I think it’s good for you. ❞
❝ You know, it’s possible they’re just scared shitless of you. That’s my theory, anyway. ❞
❝ Once more I am falsely accused of whatever it is that I am accused of. Falsely. ❞
❝ Strange, I always thought I’d wind up arresting you some day. ❞
❝ Nobility is just an expensive lifestyle. I’ve already got one of those. ❞
❝ I’m a professional younger brother. Trust me, the center of attention’s the worst place to be. When things go wrong, and they always do, that’s where all the fingers point. ❞
❝ Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They’d have broody babies in your honor. ❞
❝ Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn’t matter how many you got. ❞
❝ You never know. You might need to tie a package up, hang a lantern, dress a roast chicken. It’s multipurpose. ❞
❝ Does anybody else get the feeling that this is going to end badly? Just me huh? ❞
❝ Nobody said this was going to be happy story. ❞
❝ You can’t even pretend to be interesting, can you? ❞
❝ I wouldn’t normally say this, but—the shiny white armor? It works for you. Makes you look like a lacquered pilot whale. ❞
❝ You want help killing people like me. ❞
❝ It was never anything I had to work for. Other people always took the risks, to keep me free. ❞
❝ You’ve got a real chip on your shoulder, you know? ❞
❝ So we agree that it doesn’t take a demon for someone to be a vicious killer? Good. ❞
❝ Do not bare your heart to me, unless you would have me rip it out. ❞