unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in

i'm here to share nature, geek about wrestling and horse girls, and dump screams into the swirling void. mid 30s, central PA.

[orangepterodactyl]

a first-rate doodle for a first-rate uma

[monolupin]

King Halo

[heavensickness]

[baldingfemale]

People will call you apolitical and judge you to have abdicated responsibility toward your fellow man if you don't react to shit on your phone in a way that resembles a libidinally unregulated sports fan whose team is either winning or losing

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

[henryashtran]

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

[henryashtran]

Here’s the only thing that talks about it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

[quantummoonjune]

incredibly important lore drop

[femmenietzsche]

‘Unlock my f—ing anime’: DPS arrests Houston man after threatening call to governor’s office

The affidavit does not say which anime the man tried to watch or how he attempted to watch it.

TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas (KXAN) — A Houston man faces a criminal case in Travis County for, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety, threatening the Governor’s Office over a law the man allegedly said prevented him from watching an anime. Joseph Roy Ozment, 35, faces one third-degree felony count of terroristic threat against a public servant. KXAN has reached out to his court-appointed counsel for comment. According to an affidavit written by a DPS special agent, Ozment allegedly called the Governor’s Office on the afternoon of July 25. DPS claims Ozment left the following voicemail (KXAN has redacted the profanity in the transcript provided by DPS): “I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.”

[aorish]

this shit is so ass #shit #ass #shitass

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

people saying "It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are You Can Still Get Scammed" then talking about how they fell for a scam that wouldn't snag a reasonably aware ten year old

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

How could you possibly call this well-written? It literally made me uncomfy.

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[aorish]

Ah, I see. it was Joyce who finally called the queen-in-rags a pauper

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

For reference, the last Nolan film I watched was Inception. I'm hardly a fanboy or even an avid watcher, and many things about his Odyssey seem like they wouldn't be my cup of tea. I'm also not an expert on the classics or read Wilson's Odyssey.

That said. Wilson's review of the Odyssey that I see getting passed around is utterly contemptuous of both the actual source material and the audience of the adaptation. It's a finger-wagging scold from a hypocrite. It makes me lose respect for her as a classicist and translator, and for anyone who breathlessly shares it around with YASS KWEEN captions.

[phaeton-flier]

Large number of complaints about the modern world resolve down to "I want everything in one bag and I don't want the bag to be heavy"

[phaeton-flier]

I want the newest, coolest, shiniest phone they advertise on Instagram and it should cost $30 and be tiny and also huge and have every feature I could possibly want without thinking about it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my websites to allow me unlimited uploading of all data in high definition with zero lag or buffering, have every single person on earth available, with an easy way to see only the stuff I like and not anything I don't, for free with zero ads, with clear, straightforward moderation that gets rid of every Nazi and has zero false positives that also lets me tell random strangers and the people running the site to kill themselves, and I should be able to find it without doing any independent searching on my own because I'm too lazy to look for it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my girlfriend to have huge tits and a small waist and a fat ass and thin thighs and have clear skin and be a virgin and great at sex, likes all the stuff I like but not in the annoying way other people do, looks like she spends 3 hours a day on makeup and hair but takes up zero time in my bathroom, goes down on me but doesn't ask me to eat her out, has zero kinks except for mine, doesn't demand anything of me and is attracted to me for me, modestly hides her body from the public but also makes other people jealous when I'm with her, isn't crazy jealous but doesn't have any other guy friends, wants three ways only with other girls, and also she approaches me in public so I don't have to do anything to meet or woo her.

[phaeton-flier]

I'd do one about video games or food but the last few years have shown that people will talk endlessly about wanting shorter games with worse graphics made by people who work less hours for more pay, or wanting to pay $1 more for a hamburger if the worker gets paid more, and then immediately revolt when the cost of their bleeding edge console or burrito taxi goes up with inflation.

[aorish]

tyranny of the weenies

[aorish]

like I'm sorry but if you're 30 goddamn years old and never want to see a boob on the internet I think you ought to get the fuck over yourself, the rest of us shouldn't have to accommodate your bullshit. and if you were upset to see a boob on the internet when you were 12 i thought you were a weenie then, too.

[weiszklee]

An intuition that seems to be dominating the current Zeitgeist but that is completely alien to me is the expectation that art and artists be modeling moral behaviour to the masses. Why are you calling it art if it's not corrupting the youth? The glimpses of the sublime that art allows is supposed to come at the cost of ruining you a little bit. An artist is someone you're supposed to try and avoid as much as possible or in the occasional moment of weakness let take advantage of you. Making art is not the occupation of good people.

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

THOUGHT: Determinism is intuitively true on the cosmic scale. The trajectories of stars, planets, and galaxies were set in motion the instant the laws of physics took hold. The same does not seem to apply to living creatures, at least those possessing nervous systems, and the things they affect.

MUSING: Whatever grand design is evident in the cosmos is only possible to disrupt by intentional and planned action. Without intervention, the destiny of the stars is written in the unforgiving stone of Newton's laws.

CONCLUSION: To seize our destiny as masters of the cosmos, we should launch asteroids in random trajectories and see what happens

[deadgenerations]

I bet you don't even masturbate

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]