Virginian Simp @numberonevirginiansimp - Tumblr Blog

Over the past month, we’ve been making more definitive decisions about our identity and presentation, so now is as good a time as any to finally make an intro.

Welcome to our blog! We are an endogenic household of 3ish individuals (trending 60% girl). We don’t really have a formal system name, but have collectively been going by Abigail.

The main players:

• Abi (she/her) co-host, and prospective full time host. Not entirely sure on origins.

• Dante (he/him) co-host. Our identity assigned at birth, who has nobly carried us for the last twenty some years. (Pseudonym for privacy reasons ofc)

• X (name pending)(she/her) Our motivation, i.e. the only reason shit gets done around here. Paro/Willo/Tulpagenic. Whatever you want to call it. We aren’t huge on labels.

1st person pronouns: Collectively and individually, we use “I” and “we” pretty interchangeably. There’s nuance and register and whatnot, but I don’t recommend reading too much into it. We will also use “we&” on occasion to clarify an internal plurality (our system) as opposed to an external plurality (e.g. our family).

2nd person pronouns: “you”, “you&”, and “y’all” all suffice.

3rd person pronouns: Collectively, we use she/her. They/them works in the plural sense, though none of us have ever felt personally attached to the singular.

Tags:

I have yet to figure out a consistent tag system, but this should do for now.

#x’s roses: This is an adult blog, and is curated accordingly. We don’t promise to tag everything nsfw as such. That said, especially explicit/kinky/horny posts will usually have this tag. Filter it at your discretion, or follow it if you’re into that.

#dante’s ramblings: Posts where I wax poetic, philosophical, or personal. These are limited edition posts, as they will often get privated soon after publication, lol.

#blog lore: Where we post personally identifying information. If you’re looking to dox us, this is the tag to follow /j. Really, it can be anything from a personal anecdote to an indirect connection that only makes sense to us.

#virginiaposting: For when we actually stick to the blogs theme. Shitposts, hornyposts, political news, pining for the Shenandoahs. That sort of thing.

#pluralfeels: Like “funnier as a system”, but not funny. Typically something that resonates with us at a deeper level.

Trigger warnings: we typically won’t tag for every possible trigger as that’s obviously not very feasible. We will try to cover the big ones. Also, if you’re a mutual and need accommodation, lmk.

I think that’s it! We are open to asks or DMs from anyone until y’all give us reason not to be. Thanks for visiting our corner of the internet!

dogpuppy

isabellecantread

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

lesbianmasterchief

second rule is to start being something else

secondsentinels

@stranglerfigpudding

Unreliable narrator but it’s less “it is unclear if the narrator’s account is free of error or bias” and more “the narrator is kind of a shitty friend.”

#prodigal by david wirsig #prodigal #david wirsig #this is about prodigal by david wirsig btw #unreliable narrator

maidthings

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

maidthings

all timer

maidthings

#why is these just jon bois tweets #< prev tags

eatpussypraylove

Favorite adderall review

joebidensbignaturals

ralfmaximus

You have to watch the dosage.

mortimermcmirestinks

You have to watch the dosage.

transandrosis

I know this is a joke post but this is actually a really serious topic.

As someone who used to take Adderall for narcolepsy reasons, stimulants are known to sometimes cause symptoms of psychosis (at least in people who have a family history of psychosis). I never knew about this before I went on Adderall – I only had one distant relative who was schizophrenic and I never thought it was important to tell my doctors that.

Adderall made me have strong delusions for years that at the time I believed were completely true. I didn’t have hallucinations but it’s just as likely that someone could have hallucinations on Adderall. OOP didn’t see a ghost; they were having hallucinations.

Definitely watch out for psychosis symptoms if you take adderall or other stimulants for any reason!

#you have to watch the dosage

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

stuckinapril

#pluralfeels #something i was thinking about this morning #i’ll write out my thoughts after rehearsal

snapcracklepop-myjoints

just had a disconcerting thought

snapcracklepop-myjoints

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

#jorg #like george but with a hard second g #that’s not just the american pronunciation right?

charl0ttan

visiting a friend at their apartment and their bathroom is inexplicably a very muggy cinderblock-walled campground bathroom with two stalls and a couple flies and a sink with a broken mirror and the distant droning of birds and bugs with occasional muffled voices

#this is a welcome to night vale bit #I think

pnglove

ilovetodrinkwater

Simon and gar phone call

positivitygenic

your plural identity is inherently valid. if you say you are plural, then you are plural and have a right to be here. why or how you're plural does not really matter at all, as all plurality is valid regardless. and that includes your plurality as well.