some of it's magic some of its tragic

[icepopcider]

guys i'm going a little crazy with the art, i still have more

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[charlikesalmon]

his ass is NOT reading

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[peerieweirdo]

[catchymemes]

[snaileo]

the devil plays animal crossing

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[ampervadasz]

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[memewhore]

[iwouldmovetostardewvalley]

Farmer, about Lewis: "He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone."

Marnie: "I'm gone."

Farmer: "Now go chop his dick off!"

[jupiterstrange]

this is so niche and it makes me feel alive

[memewhore]

[funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]