hooked on a feeling.

Chris. Actor. Dad. Sometimes I guard the galaxy other times I hang with dinos and I used to be in the FBI. And I'm still not cool apparently. a roleplay blog!!

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sebstanfyi:

Shit, Chris, you’re right. We all know you’re the best one out of us all anyway. Karen would probably disagree but who care what Nebula thinks? Am I right? You’re too famous. I get harassed at them a lot so I can only imagine what it’d be like for you.

Seems like a good plan to me. These young ‘uns are too much for me.

Stop, man. You’re all way too fucking nice to me. Karen is mean all the time. Maybe we can get Thanos to get rid of Nebula so we don’t have to deal with her anymore. I’ve heard stories. Are they really that bad?

Tell me about it. They’re always up to something. 

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wydkelli:

YES, CHRIS. Apparently they’re back, unless they’re being teases, if that’s the case they’re rude. What memorabilia do you have??

Everything, Kelli. EVERYTHING. I’m the president of the JoBros fanclub.

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The Jonas Brothers reactivated their Instagram account. 

I’m stanning a new band because the one band I have been a proud supporter of doesn’t want to release an album and someone won’t tell me when it’s coming out so… anyone is welcomed to join me. 

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Hold the fuck up. The Jonas Brothers are alive? This is the best day of my life. I can bring all my memorabilia back out.

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So, Mackie, Evans and I were at a con this weekend doing a panel and out of us all who’d you think would get the biggest cheer? Evans, yeah? Nah. We mention that Spider-Kid once and he gets the biggest cheer out of us all. Annoying. This is why we haze him. He’s taking all our glory and he doesn’t even have to show his face.

Anyway, I’m going to need someone to fill me in on everything that goes on around these parts these days. Everyone seems married off with kids. Calm down.

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It’s a good job you didn’t mention my name because we all know the roof would’ve been blown off with how loud the cheers would be for me. Why does nobody ever invite me to these con things? I’m a little offended.

Don’t ask me, dude. I’ve no fucking clue. I just pretend I know what’s going on.

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Things have been crazy with Jumanji coming out. I’ve done so much travelling over the last couple of months but I’ve got to hang out with The Rock so I can’t even complain. He’s the coolest guy on the planet, let me tell you. Anyway, I have free time now before Infinity War comes out and I plan on spending it with my idiot boyfriend and girls.

I feel like I haven’t seen anyone lately, though. Have I missed anything important? Did everyone do cool things without me? Better not have.

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I’ve already told you this but it’s fucking awesome, Kaz! I cried a little bit but don’t spread that around. What’s an Infinity War? Never heard of it.

Yeah we all went on a wild trip to Vegas. Couple of us got married to each other, don’t remember the details but it was fucking crazy. Nah I’m kidding. I’ve been home spending time with Jack.

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Happy belated birthday to the lamest member of the Guardians fam.

Hope you had a good one, Kaz!

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zvinjm:

Knew I could count on you, Star Lord. Help me annoy Karen. Sure! He seems like a cool little dude.

Annoying Karen is right at the top of my favorite things to do. I’ll bring Jack for an hour or two then take him to Anna and then we can go hard. Important question: do you like Fireball whisky?

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zvinjm:

Since most of the time us Brits experience all these American holidays, it’s time you lot experienced one of ours. Well, it’s not really an holiday but it’s an important day back over in England. I’m not gonna give you a fucking history lesson but the fifth of November is bonfire night where we eat a lot of food, get drunk, have a fire and set off some fireworks. It’s a pretty fun night.

So, tomorrow I’m throwing a bonfire night party at my place. Come if you want or whatever. If you do, bring your own booze.

You had me at food, I’ll be there. Can I bring Jack? I think he’d like to see some fireworks and meet everyone.

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I’d support this 100% as long as I’m best man.

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Hey, come on now. Michael seems like a cool dude! Annoying isn’t always a bad thing.

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Yeah, I’d fuck him.

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Oh, thanks!

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That’s good, right?

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Hey.

Let’s make a band.

@thatsociallyawkwardpenguin @thatweirdowithfivecolors @wheresdougie @zvinjm @jurassiccpratt 

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Only if we do a mashup of all our songs.

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@jurassiccpratt

Hey, ‘sup. 

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Hi, new best friend.

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Cole is still the love of my life???

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Excuse me?

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wydkelli:

YOU BETTER BE.

I put a ban on Pennywise tonight so we should be okay.

I PROMISE.

Thank god. I would actually cry. No joke, I hate that clown bitch.