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".....has died." finish it in my ask.

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Important Announcement Regarding Me (Alyssa)

Hello people of tumblr, so I’m making this post on this blog because I know this is the one that has the most followers. (But either way I’ll be reblogging it on all my active blogs and putting it in my queues a few times so I can make sure everyone sees it.)

Now, this announcement is not regarding roleplaying at all, just lil ole me…

So, basically what the deal is… I am no longer identifying as a female, nor a male, or a gender at all. I have recently come to the realization that I don’t want to identify as a gender, that I don’tfeel like a gender. Like, I just feel like me, just Alyssa, just a person. Like the idea of being a gender is so unappealing to me, and I just don’t feel it… y’know? Like it’s not me. I’m just Alyssa and that’s what I wanna be, it’s what makes me feel good.

But I wanted to let you all know, because it’s important to me that you guys know this, as it’s apart of my identity, and like it helps you guys understand me. Plus, most of you are my friend and I would feel weird if you didn’t know this.

So, yeah. I identify as non-binary/agender, and I would really prefer if you guys could start using they/them pronouns with me.

Anyways, so yeah. I love all of you guys, and I hope like, you all accept me and stuff. Thanks for taking the time to read this, it means a lot. I love you all, and if you ever need anyone to talk to about anything like this, or general, i’m always here.

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♡

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@fallcnstcrs is an amazing person, an amazing friend and overall one of the best people on here.

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Important Announcement Regarding Me (Alyssa)

Hello people of tumblr, so I’m making this post on this blog because I know this is the one that has the most followers. (But either way I’ll be reblogging it on all my active blogs and putting it in my queues a few times so I can make sure everyone sees it.)

Now, this announcement is not regarding roleplaying at all, just lil ole me…

So, basically what the deal is… I am no longer identifying as a female, nor a male, or a gender at all. I have recently come to the realization that I don’t want to identify as a gender, that I don’tfeel like a gender. Like, I just feel like me, just Alyssa, just a person. Like the idea of being a gender is so unappealing to me, and I just don’t feel it… y’know? Like it’s not me. I’m just Alyssa and that’s what I wanna be, it’s what makes me feel good.

But I wanted to let you all know, because it’s important to me that you guys know this, as it’s apart of my identity, and like it helps you guys understand me. Plus, most of you are my friend and I would feel weird if you didn’t know this.

So, yeah. I identify as non-binary/agender, and I would really prefer if you guys could start using they/them pronouns with me.

Anyways, so yeah. I love all of you guys, and I hope like, you all accept me and stuff. Thanks for taking the time to read this, it means a lot. I love you all, and if you ever need anyone to talk to about anything like this, or general, i’m always here.

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Important Announcement Regarding Me (Alyssa)

Hello people of tumblr, so I’m making this post on this blog because I know this is the one that has the most followers. (But either way I’ll be reblogging it on all my active blogs and putting it in my queues a few times so I can make sure everyone sees it.)

Now, this announcement is not regarding roleplaying at all, just lil ole me…

So, basically what the deal is… I am no longer identifying as a female, nor a male, or a gender at all. I have recently come to the realization that I don’t want to identify as a gender, that I don’tfeel like a gender. Like, I just feel like me, just Alyssa, just a person. Like the idea of being a gender is so unappealing to me, and I just don’t feel it… y’know? Like it’s not me. I’m just Alyssa and that’s what I wanna be, it’s what makes me feel good.

But I wanted to let you all know, because it’s important to me that you guys know this, as it’s apart of my identity, and like it helps you guys understand me. Plus, most of you are my friend and I would feel weird if you didn’t know this.

So, yeah. I identify as non-binary/agender, and I would really prefer if you guys could start using they/them pronouns with me.

Anyways, so yeah. I love all of you guys, and I hope like, you all accept me and stuff. Thanks for taking the time to read this, it means a lot. I love you all, and if you ever need anyone to talk to about anything like this, or general, i’m always here.

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Hey guys… Sorry that I haven’t really been on these past couple days. My sleeping schedule is really out of whack right now, and I’ve been sleeping really weird hours, and I keep having major mood drops, so my muse has just been kinda ‘meh’. 

Hopefully I’ll be feeling better and be back on soon, but I probably won’t be on tomorrow either as we’re having a 4th of July cookout, and I probably won’t have any time either way. 

I’ll still be on mobile though, so hit me up in the IMs if you want. I love you guys a lot and remember that you’re all amazing, don’t forget to take care of yourselves, and never stop being lovely little beans.

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where was their first date ?: what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: how my muse would wake your’s up: who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: who takes more risks?: describe their typical kiss: how my muse shows their love for your’s: their favourite ways to give affection: who sings in the shower ?: who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: who has the weirder taste in music ?: who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: what would they name their children ?: who would their children take after more ?:

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Everyone needs a little love. For every ♡ I receive, I’ll dish out a compliment.

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Send “I think I wanna marry you” for my muse to react to your muse saying it.

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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( requested by: anonymous )

COMPLICATED

“ that’s the way it is ”

“ chill out ”

“ what are you yellin’ for? ”

“ you’ve become somebody else around everyone else ”

“ you look like a fool to me ”

“ why do you have to go and make things so complicated? ”

“ you’re not fooling anyone ”

“ it’s all been done before ”

SK8ER BOI

“ can i make it anymore obvious? ”

“ what more can i say? ”

“ secretly she wanted him as well ”

“ he wasn’t good enough for her ”

“ she had a pretty face but her head was up in space ”

“ she’s all alone ”

“ you missed out ”

“ we are more than just good friends ”

“ there is more than meets the eye ”

I’M WITH YOU

“ i thought that you’d be here by now ”

“ isn’t anyone trying to find me? ”

“ it’s a damn cold night ”

“ take me somewhere new”

“ i’m with you ”

“ everything’s a mess”

“ no one likes to be alone ”

“ maybe i’m just out of my mind ”

 MY HAPPY ENDING

“ so much for my happy ending ”

“ let’s talk this over ”

“ it’s not like we’re dead ”

“ was it something i did? ”

“ you were everything that i wanted ”

“ all this time you were pretending ”

“ do they even know you? ”

WHEN YOU’RE GONE

“ i always need time on my own ”

“ the days feel like years when i’m alone ”

“ i miss you ”

“ i’ve never felt this way before ”

“ we were made for each other ”

“ i need to feel you here with me ”

WHAT THE HELL

“ you say that i’m messing with your head ”

“ love hurts, whether it’s right or wrong ”

“ honestly, i just need to be a little crazy ”

“ what the hell ”

“ all i want is to mess around ”

“ i don’t really care about if you love me ”

“ you can’t save me ”

“ you never call or listen to me anyways ”

DON’T TELL ME

“ why did you have to go? ”

“ guys are so hard to trust ”

“ don’t try to tell me what to do ”

“ you’re better off that way ”

“ i’m gonna ask you to stop ”

“ i’ve done no wrong ”

“ i’m better off alone anyway ”

GIRLFRIEND

“ i don’t like your girlfriend ”

“ i think you need a new one ”

“ i know that you like me ”

“ you know it’s not a secret ”

“ I think about you all the time ”

“ you could do so much better ”

“ that’s what everyone’s talking about ”

“ i can see the way you look at me ”

“ i don’t want to hear you say her name ever again ”

“ what the hell were you thinking? ”

WISH YOU WERE HERE

“ i can be strong ”

“ it’s not like that at all ”

“ i wish you were here ”

“ you were always there ”

“ i love the way you are ”

“ i don’t wanna let go ”

THE BEST DAMN THING

“ you’re not gonna get any better ”

“ you won’t get rid of me ”

“ we’re not the same ”

“ are you going to treat me right? ”

“ i can put up a fight ”

“ be very very good to me ”

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✧  LAW & ORDER SVU PROMPTS. 

some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive at times. please reblog/read with caution.

❝ I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse. ❞

❝ Am I going to want to stop eating for this?  ❞

❝ Your one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? ❞

❝ Do I need a lawyer? ❞

❝ Don’t look at me, I just know stuff. ❞

❝ Don’t get him started on one of his conspiracy theories! ❞

❝ Is that the best you can come up with? ❞

❝ So you’re an expert on sex crimes - is that correct? ❞

❝ What’s your favorite kind of torture? ❞

❝ Suppose I was just being polite. ❞

❝ You have the right to remain silent.  ❞

❝ Is there a specific reason you called us out? ❞

❝ Hey. You doing anything Saturday night? ❞

❝ What do you say you go interrogate a husband/wife? ❞

❝ Are we missing some key piece of information here? ❞

❝ What are you, sheep? Will you believe anything? ❞

❝ You guys going to eat all this? ❞

❝ There’s no crying in baseball. ❞

❝ So you don’t think she/he murdered him/her. ❞

❝ That was after she/they/he was killed. ❞

❝ How are we going to find the other one? ❞

❝ You mean the other one who also didn’t do it?  ❞

❝ I read the autopsy report.  ❞

❝ How about plain old testosterone-driven rage? ❞

❝ The whole thing’s a pyramid scheme.  ❞

❝ Somebody might kill for this. ❞

❝ We’re next on the list for a one-bedroom. ❞

❝ So you’re an expert on sex crimes, is that correct? ❞

❝ Well, we all have something to learn.  ❞

❝ I thought it was the absence of one that was insulting. ❞

❝ Does anybody ever really know anybody? ❞

❝ Don’t get philosophical with us.  ❞

❝ Did you know necrophilia is not only with dead people? ❞

❝ Do you see what you started? ❞

❝ There’s a tiny catfish feared more than the piranha.  ❞

❝ I’m…having a fashion police blackout.  ❞

❝ You trying to tell me the 2 of you went dumpster diving? ❞

❝ We supervised a couple of uniforms. ❞

❝ Yeah, so, what do you want me to call you? ❞

❝ Try not to screw it up with your insane rambling.  ❞

❝ Oh, so you’re saying all women are whores? ❞

❝ Drama’s a major food group for teenage girls. ❞

❝ So is there anything you just…accept? ❞

❝ No wonder you’re so skeptical. ❞

❝ Don’t worry when you feel something. Worry when you don’t. ❞

❝ Your feelings will always be a part of your police work.  ❞

❝ What do you think we’re looking for, a rock, a brick, maybe? ❞

❝ Who’s going to look for that? ❞

❝ What, you have a fight with your right hand? ❞ 

❝ I can see you had your priorities in order. ❞

❝ I could say the same thing to you, babe.  ❞

❝ I need physical evidence on the murder. ❞

❝ C'mon, miss, you’re badgering my client.  ❞

❝ You ever think about having kids? ❞

❝ So as an adult you overcompensate? ❞

❝ Yeah, go ahead. Rain on my parade. ❞

❝ I don’t just want to rain on your parade.  ❞

❝ Does this turn you on? ❞

❝ You don’t find that amazing? ❞

❝ Well, that’s only because you have a wife and kids. ❞

❝ Come on, what’s up with that? ❞

❝ It starts with the tattoos. ❞

❝ You guys have finally figured me out, huh? ❞

❝ Did you get off on the tiny little pinpricks of pain? ❞

❝ I get that from working with you. ❞

❝ I’m your partner. For better or worse. ❞

❝ You don’t have to answer that. ❞

❝ What questions can your client answer? ❞ 

❝ This form is longer than the last book I read. ❞

❝ Don’t you see what they’re doing?  ❞ 

❝ What do you want from me? ❞

❝ What’s that supposed to imply? ❞

❝ Sweetheart, let me let you in on a little secret.   ❞

❝ You’ve been here at night, too? ❞

❝ It’s frailty, not vanity, you misogynist. ❞

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                                    jurassic world                                              sentence starters

‘ You just went and made a new dinosaur? ‘

‘ What happened to the sibling? ‘

‘ They’re dinosaurs. Wow enough. ‘

‘ It’s not about control. ‘

‘ These animals are thinking, “I gotta eat,” “I gotta hunt,” “I gotta…” You’ve got to be able to relate to one of those things. ‘

‘ We have an asset out of containment! ‘

‘ I am never leaving you again! ‘

‘ Hey, don’t give me that shit. ‘

‘ I can’t wait to tell my mom about this! ‘

‘ The key to a happy life is to accept you are never in control. ‘

‘ Something is wrong. ‘

‘ Someone has to stay behind. ‘

‘ Uh, I have a boyfriend(/girlfriend/partner). ‘

‘ Run! ‘

‘ That was awesome! ‘

‘ We need more teeth. ‘

‘ Lying is alright if someone’s scared! ‘

‘ Remember: if something chases you, run. ‘

‘ A whole new frontier has opened up. ‘

‘ They’re never going to trust me again. ‘

‘ If we do this, we do this my way. ‘