Bye

Hi my name's Jordan and pad has consumed me

[witchinghour]

Aubrey Plaza as Cleopatra on Drunk History (TV Series, 2019)

[shmaptain-shmericaa]

Mob boss: I loved you!!!….. I trusted you!!!…. tell me who you work for!!!

Kory, not remembering a goddamn thing:

[nerdargyle999-deactivated201812]

since tumblr’s built in sound player keeps breaking i’m gonna relink this for posterity. don’t wanna lose this fuckin gem

[gingerjab]

Amber Midthunder as Tommy Oliver fancast

[xmenladies]

Amber Midthunder photographed by Bella Gonzalez [x]

[jublin]

power rangers. old meets new.

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself

[eggogorgon]

Do you like music? I’ve had a lot of luck lately with music therapies. Patients find it very…calming.

[c3po]

jacks u off with these 

[quaadude]

[brokendildo]

please god delete this website

[rwby-rants-and-theories]

…

I have these in my kitchen.

[sunwukxng]

i can’t wait until we go the way of the dinosaurs

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

mood

[thefandomdropout]

Big Mood

[sunny-24-7-deactivated20150317]

basically 

[langsettttttte]

iconic 

[computasputin]

All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious

a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched

and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like

“so what are we” “what is this”

dont get yolked up out here

[daddysbabyboi]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

this is so savage

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[itsanotherleagueblog]

[lyfethrumj-deactivated20170804]

Remember her.. 😫😍

[king-emare]

gtfoh

[legendsnvrrdie]

👀👀👀👀

[sipnsyphe]

What

[kyngwavy]

bruuh

[cosmic-noir]

SHE IS SO CUTE

[kverke]

[blackmagicdisorder]

Me walking into school

[ronaldalan]

Me at work

[potatobegaming]

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

[kumagawa]