traumawhore

angel

[arystocrat]

i've just had this calypso. it is focken minging ‼️ Paradise Punch Lemonade ‼️ it is focken mingin' 🤢 Suck Yer Dad's 😡👨 MINGING ISS FOCKING MINGING

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[xsweetstarx]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[post-punk-post-twink]

i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

[theehorsepusssy]

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[despazito]

[theehorsepusssy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[stroebe2]