Kipo: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Jamack: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Yumyan: If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
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Dave: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Kipo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Leo: I don’t even use tubberware anymore. Song: What are you saying? Say it again. Leo: Tubberware. Song: Say it again. Slow. Leo: Tubberware. Song: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. Leo: Tub. Song: Wrong. Leo: What do you mean, wrong? Song: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P. Leo: What are you talking about? Song: Tupperware. Tupper. Leo: It’s tupper! Song: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be. Leo: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.
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Leo: honk. Song: WHAT. Leo: HONK. Song: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Song: I'm like Heinz Doofenshmirtz because I, too, like being petty, signing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason. Leo: Not to mention that you think of yourself as eveil but are, at best, a minor inconvenience.
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Dave, seeing a bee on Benson’s arm: Uh oh... Dave, rolling up a newspaper: Benson, stay still... Dave, Using the newspaper as a megaphone: THERES A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
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Dave: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Kipo: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Dave: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Kipo: You take that back!!! Dave: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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Scarlemagne: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Leo: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Kipo: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Kipo: Ask me to kill for you. *turns mega* Scarlemagne: ...First of all, calm down-
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Scarlemagne: Don't go to the kitchen. Leo: Why? Scarlemagne: I saw a spider. Leo: Well, did you kill it? Scarlemagne: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Dave: Help! I’m drowning! Benson: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Dave: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Scarlemagne: Looked up my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations. Kipo: ...? Scarlemagne: Okay, fine. It was a hereditary mental illness. I just wanted to sound cool so I made something up. Are you mad at me?
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Kipo: I am going to need you to swear- wolf: Fuck. Kipo: kipo: ...swear as in promise.
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Scarlemagne: Am I going to far? Leo: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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Wolf: Tony Hawks moving castle. Wolf: I can't remember the name of it, fuck. Kipo: Howl? Wolf: aaaauuuuuuuooooo??? Kipo: ... Wolf: Oh.
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Kipo: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Wolf: What did you just say- Kipo: Foetons! *Laughs* Wolf: Wh-what?
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Benson: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Kipo: Breakfast in bed!
Dave: Emails from AO3!
Wolf: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Wolf: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.