bus

hidontaskmeforfinancialhelppleasethanks! I'm a teen I don't have the money

[just-a-bus]

ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

[just-a-bus]

WE CAN SEE IT FROM THE MEADOW!!!

A HOUSE BEFORE THE MOUNTAIN SIDE!!!!!!!

SUCH A WELCOME IN THE BELLOWS!!!!!!!!!!

WITH OPEN ARMS AND SEEING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[just-a-bus]

YOUU AND IIIII

AND NOTHING COMES EASY, NOTHING COMES EASY

YOUUU AND IIIIIII

WILL END UP HERE TOGETHER

[just-a-bus]

Has Anybody else noticed that "Rift" by Good Kid is fucking awesome. Or is it just me

[gauntletqueen]

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

[breakbeatbun]

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

[slasholantern]

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

[chongoblog]

*Looks behind me* who goes there

[lutheban]

How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

[crabussy]

Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?

all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1

[crabussy]

I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,

[crabussy]

you know what yeah this IS how it feels

[satan-offical]

August tomorrow you know what that means

[eflower8]

What do you mean tomorrow it's the 26th? What???

[satan-offical]

You know

[notahorseindisguise]

WE'RE NOT FUCKING DOING THAT SHIT DONT YOU EVER SEND ME A DM ON YOUTUBE JESUS CHRIST

[just-a-bus]

Can we all like agree to always put ALT text on our images. Please. Please

[just-a-bus]

CAN WE ALL AGREE TO ALWAYS PUT ALT TEXT ON OUR IMAGES PLEASE.

[asteronomical]

can we discuss gracerocky's problematic courting rituals gap.

rocky: per eridian courting rituals i have woven the sound of your heartbeat into mine and i will sing you its song

grace: uhm. shoot, what do i... uh. i got you this origami flower? haha...

[asteronomical]

the concept of rocky being able to hear grace's stretch marks and he says, "pretty. like eridian markings."

then grace tells rocky that stretch marks are actually considered ugly for human beauty standards. but rocky cannot fathom that. how could they be ugly, for they are the irrefutable proof of growth, of resilience, and of survival? it is like a story, written on skin.

and maybe grace has stretch marks because of his fluctuating weight, from starvation on the way to erid to the slow recovery journey. and in this context, how could rocky ever think them ugly? when this is the proof that grace sacrificed so, so much for him?

[asteronomical]

the funny thing about gracerocky with oblivious grace is that rocky is absolutely going through it. like he'd be thinking, "is leaky space blob STUPID, question? rocky try eridian courting. NO WORK! rocky try human courting. NO WORK EITHER! rocky try confessing. TRANSLATOR NOT TRANSLATE PROPERLY. 🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶!!!"

also i just know rocky is seething whenever he tries to talk about his feelings but the translator spits out some crude, chewed-up oversimplification of his confession that can still be reasonably construed as platonic. which grace absolutely does.

rocky: you are half of me, and i want us to be so inexplicably intertwined that it's hard to tell where i end and where you begin. love is too small of a word to encompass the depth of what i feel for you

translator: rocky love grace

grace: aw buddy i love you too!

[gawdland]

objectum ppl be like: i cracked the code

[zer0brainc3lls]

Rocky dumbing down his speech for Grace only reinforces the idea that Grace is a kid in the other Eridians eyes and multiple conversations are happening at once..

Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

Grace just nods with bleary eyes and knocks out almost immediately, and the other Eridians are giving Rocky the equivalent of a raised eyebrow in unison.

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem