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felix marie // they/them // ask to tag

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

WAS ANYBODY PLANNING TO PURIFY I I I I I I I ME HOLD ME IN THE FLAME UNTIL I STERILIZED

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

got tequila drunk and met a women who looks like hockey player will smith and she told me there’s a future for me

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

saw an absolutely ancient man at the pharmacy and i overhear him give his birth year. he’s nine years older than my mom.

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

next door neighbor booze cruised over my mom’s friend’s mailbox in his dodge ram

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for leaving behind parts of his truck!

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

next door neighbor booze cruised over my mom’s friend’s mailbox in his dodge ram

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[talahui]

you don't even need to read a book. you can literally just read the statements of teams, players, the nhlpa, and the nhl

NHLPA condemns 'racist, hate-filled' comments directed at Nazem Kadri

The National Hockey League Players Association has condemned the "racist, hate-filled speech" that has been directed at Nazem Kadri during t

Edmonton Oilers GM angry with racist comments targeted at First Nation defenseman Ethan Bear, 'a tremendous role model'

Edmonton general manager Ken Holland on Wednesday expressed disappointment that First Nation defenseman Ethan Bear was the target of racist

or what ryan clark (best avs beat writer to ever do it) had to say during the 2022 playoffs when naz faced racist death threats:

The fact Kadri is a Muslim and a person of color who is the son of Lebanese immigrants should not have a damn thing to do with this. But it clearly matters to the racists who threatened him and to those who claim not to be racist but who still find ways to craft those not-so-carefully worded coded statements.

Clark: Nazem Kadri has handled racism and Islamophobia with grace — but he shouldn’t have to

Kadri, who collided with Blues goaltender Jordan Binnington in Game 3, has faced racist and Islamophobic backlash. When will it stop?

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[stateownedslut]

Religious girl: thank you God for inventing the vibrator

Atheist girl: I'm so glad science and engineering have progressed to the point where we can manufacture vibrators

Liberal girl: thank you free market for creating the supply to meet the demand for vibrators

Feminist girl: the vibrator has freed us from the need for men

Radical feminist girl: the vibrator is still a phallic implement

Marxist girl: actually it was historical forces that freed women

Marxist feminist girl: the vibrator serves as synecdoche for the entire process of industrialisation and proletarianisation that has laid the groundwork for the liberation of women

Reactionary girl: the vibrator was created to destroy traditional heterosexual relations

Idealist girl: the vibrator was invented because of feminism

Anarchist girl: I have no idea how the vibrator fits into a schema of history

Primitivist girl: I masturbate with a smooth river stone

Lesbian girl: hey while we're all in the same room I have a suggestion

Agnostic girl: nobody knows why I just orgasmed

[artismonkeys]

who wants to be in the trenches with me yaaayyyy. #ourtrenches

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

fuck man like a i really was abused for over a decade and everyone thinks i should just be normal now.

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

bitch i want more than anyone to be fine but im not! sorry that sucks for you but actually im having a worse time! i know it’s probably embarrassing to have a failure kid but it’s actually the 12 years of your neglect and abuse that’s the problem! and i cant tell you that’s the problem because then i feel guilty for making you sad because what you did to me affected me permanently! so you just act like im like this for no reason! fuck man!

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

fuck man like a i really was abused for over a decade and everyone thinks i should just be normal now.

[just-a-goose-with-a-blog]

there is literally something different about me that everyone else can see and they hate it but i can’t figure out what it is and i can’t figure out how to change it.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya is cursed because he has a cursed amulet and he is haunted by his mother’s rotting corpse of a ghost that wakes him up screaming at 3 am and not to mention the bleeding walls. shane is cursed because he can see and speak the future with such clarity and yet no one will believe him even as it unfolds in front of their eyes. troy barrett is cursed because he broke into the garden and ate of the forbidden fruit and can now see the rot at the center of the world and feels shame for his contribution. harris likes apples.

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[sesamie]

the insignificance of being evasive: a play by oscar mild