Kinda feelin Something

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gotta say I started playing AoE2 and the best design choice so far is having the tutorial campaign be narrated by a guy with a Scottish accent and be fighting against the English. It really helps motivate me. I think every video game should have a tutorial where you fuck up the English

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You remember that kid Anakin was friends with in TPM? Ever Wonder what happened? Apparently he was almost sacrificed to Anakin a few years after RoTJ but was rescued by Leia and Han. Oh and he also cheated on his wife and divorced her, and was almost killed a few times for inciting slave revolts.

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Favorite part of Star Wars so far:

There’s a society essentially built off of the males all having midlife crises and leaving but sending back money. The males are happy with it, and the females. This is how their whole society operates. What a wild and wonderful concept.

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I don’t get why people think Vampires are sexy when there are elves like come on

Elves live a long time and are super cool and they might be goth and sleep in comfortable beds and don’t kill you

Vampires live a long time and are super cool and they might be goth but they sleep in fucking coffins and will kill you after one session of neck kissing goes wrong

Protect yourself. Start fucking elves, not Vampires.

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Things Elsweyr might represent based on one item from Khajiit history

Spain

Egypt

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The Austro-Hungarian Empire

Romania

The Roman Empire

Britain

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Badly Summarized Philosophy

“Don’t be an oaf. Be like a ballerina. of justice.”

-Marcus Aurelius, basically

Original quote: Not to wander out of the way, but upon every motion and desire, to perform that which is just: and ever to be careful to attain to the true natural apprehension of every fancy, that presents itself.

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Badly Summarized Philosophy

“Humans used to be these really cool things that were like double humans and just cartwheeled around everywhere and the only way to go back to that is to love somebody”

-Aristophanes/Plato, basically

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Badly Summarized Philosophy

“The Oracle said that we’re all dumb-asses but that I’m the smartest dumb-ass of all of us”

- Socrates, basically

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I really like Roman Stoic philosophy because it’s like

“Death is a cessation from the impression of the senses, the tyranny of the passions, the errors of the mind, and the servitude of the body” (Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, Book 6, 26)

Like okay ya little emo Roman Emperor, tell me more about how death is a blessing

[earlgraytay]

okay, there are many legitimate reasons to dislike disney, but can we please stop using “disney tells stories based on folktales!!11!!!” as one of them? pretty please, with cherries?

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Sometimes I think of furries and I cry. Whether of joy, fear, or sorrow, I do not know.

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Quick reminder that the official title of the governor of Massachusetts is 

“His Excellency”

I wish I were joking

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when I find whoever keeps putting this fuckin wax into my ears, I’m gonna make them regret it

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whoever did that deserves to be bopped

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it be real yeehaw hours right now

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do i fear the endless march of time? well sure. but does the endless march of time fear me too? well probably not but i’d sure feel better if it did.

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have you ever yeehawed so hard your ass becomes a cowboy?