It'S TiME tO GET SPoOPy!!!

LET'S GET SPOOPY, CHILDS!!!!1!!

[the-real-ted-cruz]

If you voted Trump, DON’T unfollow me, because I am not an immature child who can’t handle the fact that others may have a different opinion than me

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You just earned a follow and my respect.

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

Im back :3

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

Goodbye

Im leaving. To put it shortly, Tumblr sucks. I moght be back, and I might not -Ash

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[xxxtictacion]

I demand an update

[cisnowflake]

Cats are so good.

[puttskee]

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

There are two types of people

[dollleyes]

dont let tumblr make you think that:

- being straight is ok

- being cis is ok

- being neurotypical is ok 

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[vlad-uh-meer]

WTF? Being straight and cis is totally ok. If this whole, for lack of better words, “uprising” for equality is really about EQUALITY and junk, then we should ALL be tolerant of EVERYONE.

[dollleyes]

nope

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

@sjwfail

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[radycat]

please help me im trying to study and these three white kids are talking loudly about how racist and sexist jokes are funny and totally okay because:

1) people get too offended easily nowadays

2) if you aren’t part of the group affected by the jokes you shouldn’t call it out 

3) groups affected totally make the same jokes (eg a woman making a sexist joke) all the time so it’s totally okay to make that kind of joke

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

@klubbhead best post

[klubbhead]

What do you call two Mexican FireFighting brothers? 

Hose A and Hose B

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

Asians are so bad at driving, I’m starting to think pearl harbor was an accident.

[klubbhead]

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

I’ll give you more…

God tried to make everyone different, then he got bored when he got to China.

[you-do-not-know]

I’m sorry I giggled

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

Moar!

How do the Chinese make their children’s names? They throw a tin can down the stairs.

[you-do-not-know]

S T O P

T

O

P

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

You know you’re screwed when an Asian says “shit!” on the test.

[donutdog7-deactivated20200714]

@klubbhead what’s the difference between an elevator and a black man?

One can support a family of four.

[brucejenner]

LMFAO SHIT 

[klubbhead]

[ecarretsamcp-deactivated2017112]

Difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken, the bucket of chicken stays with the family until the end of the meal

[klubbhead]

Whats a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country.

[mayonnaisetrash-deactivated2016]

An Englishman, Frenchman, American, and Mexican are standing on the top of the Eiffel Tower. The Englishman starts pouring tea off of it and everyone asks what he’s doing, and he responds by saying, “There’s too much tea in my country. I have to get rid of some.” The Frenchman then starts pouring wine off of the tower, and they all ask him the same question; what are you doing? He responds, “There is too much wine in my country, I must get rid of some.” The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says, “don’t you dare.”

[snow-lives--matter]

The Eiffel Tower is in France. B-

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[maulsboobwindow]

Dumb cracky creepypasta headcanons.

The pastas are like one big dysfunctional family.

Slenderman likes to lounge around in an oversized bath robe when the other pastas aren’t around.

Jeff watches MLP with Sally and EJ.

LJ loves gummie bears.

Ben has read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies at least six times.

Despite what you might think; the only drug Ben has ever used is Marijuana, and the only reason he uses that is to calm his nerves.

EJ isn’t as obsessed with kidneys as everyone makes him out to be; in fact, he eats quite a bit of human food as well.

Toby writes meme-based poems for Clocky.

Sally loves MLP and she usually forces EJ to watch it with her whenever it’s on.

EJ has pretty much adopted Sally as his younger sister.

Jeff watches Happy Tree Friends.

[fallenfrom38]

The only one of these headcanons I can believe is that Jeff watches Happy Tree Freinds, everything else *throws in trash* *burns it* niiice and toasty *holds hands over fire*

[creepypastas-react]

It says ‘Dumb’ and ‘Cracky’ for a reason you know! And while you’re sitting on your side of the screen hating on these headcanons and "burning” them in your garbage-can-hate-fire, I will be over here continuing to create more for the 282 people who liked and reblogged this post and the 3,141 that follow the blog that inspired me to make headcanons :) 

Also, the correct spelling is “‘friends" and not "freinds". 

Have a nice day! ^_^

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[daddicusbinch]

tag urself I’m splendid

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Im Jif

[minfonica]

[theatricalartist]

Dear 12 year olds in the creepypasta fandom

•your oc is NOT in a canon relationship with any of the pastaboys •a cosplayers can but what ever size, shape, ethnicity, or gender they want and still cosplay your favorite character •no Jeff the killer (or who ever your boy crush is) does not want to date you. If he saw you he would fucking murder your ass •IT’S NOT REAL STOP GETTING SO BUTTHURT ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING DIFFERENT OPINIONS FROM YOU!!!

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

Important! Reblog to prevent a cringe!

[incorrectcreepypasta]

Ben: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.

Toby : They call me coffee, ‘cause I keep you up past two AM.

Jeff: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

[just-a-random-dork-blog]

:'( poor jeff~

[littlemisskillerrr]

This made me smile :)

[dacookiemonster500]

Normal people vs.Creepypasta Fans

Normal people:FOR PETE’S SAKE! Creepypasta Fans:FOR ZALGO’S SAKE! Normal people:SHUT UP!! Creepypasta Fans:STOP BEING A TOBY!! Normal people:Scream HELP when being chased. Creepypasta Fans:Scream JEFF!!WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? Normal people:Just turn off the the game if it glitches Creepypasta Fans:Tell BEN to stop Fucking around with the game. Normal people:Organs are gross! Creepypasta Fans:JACK!!I got a kidney for you! Normal people:Could you please stop giving orders? Creepypasta Fans:STOP!being a Slendy!Please!I beg you!! Normal people:Ignore this. Creepypasta Fans:Copy and paste this onto their profile. ~Reposted~

[alliecat54]

I'm sorry. I had to.