just-a-tired-sidekick

Just trying to keep an idiot alive. || Juniper Hayle || She/her || 19

[your-own-her0]

Da Vincey!!

@ihatethehero

[ihatethehero]

stop...

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Ha! Da Vincey? Really, V?

[ihatethehero]

what do you mean watching the town hall burn isn't a cute date idea?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

OH MY GOD, V.

[your-own-her0]

I'm confused, is he a good guy now?

I am also confused 🐱

[ihatethehero]

i am terrible and a menace to society

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

A menace to my grades, maybe.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

My head hurts. But at least I can use this as an excuse to get my girlfriend to baby me.

[ihatethehero]

do you want painkillers? cookies? nutella?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Do I have to choose? I want all of that.

[ihatethehero]

well you're in luck, i have just returned from robbing wellmort

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Did you get the good stuff?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

My head hurts. But at least I can use this as an excuse to get my girlfriend to baby me.

[ihatethehero]

do you want painkillers? cookies? nutella?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Do I have to choose? I want all of that.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

My head hurts. But at least I can use this as an excuse to get my girlfriend to baby me.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Maybe I should not have gone alone.

[ihatethehero]

MAYBE!?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Okay, I made a somewhat stupid decision. What can I say, you're rubbing off on me.

[ihatethehero]

i should've let them kill you

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

...

😭

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Maybe I should not have gone alone.

[ihatethehero]

MAYBE!?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Okay, I made a somewhat stupid decision. What can I say, you're rubbing off on me.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Maybe I should not have gone alone.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going to visit the mountains for a few days. It's to clear my head. So I don't hurt anyone.

[ihatethehero]

oh cool, we're going on a trip

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going alone, V.

[ihatethehero]

huh, why? come on, i can behave myself. probably

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

If you come along, you will get hurt. Besides, who's going to take care of Sunny?

[ihatethehero]

we'll take him with us, we can even have a mountain fight like in star wars. i'll win of course

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm sorry. You can't come with. Text my girlfriend if you need anything.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going to visit the mountains for a few days. It's to clear my head. So I don't hurt anyone.

[ihatethehero]

oh cool, we're going on a trip

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going alone, V.

[ihatethehero]

huh, why? come on, i can behave myself. probably

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

If you come along, you will get hurt. Besides, who's going to take care of Sunny?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going to visit the mountains for a few days. It's to clear my head. So I don't hurt anyone.

[ihatethehero]

oh cool, we're going on a trip

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going alone, V.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

I'm going to visit the mountains for a few days. It's to clear my head. So I don't hurt anyone.

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

You're useless. A fake. Why do you waste time protecting your boss when all he's doing is using you? You'd be better off rotting in a jail cell deep underground

you're wrong

you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong

you have to be

V would never use me

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am I really better off dead or locked up?

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Alright then, if you're so sure of yourself perhaps we should attack him, tonight even. How does that sound? Surely not a big problem for you, huh?

No no no no you fuckers don't go near him I'll kill you all don't touch him

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

It's funny how you threaten us when you're powerless yourself. Like, what could you even do if we did go after your boss? You villains are all talk.

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You're wrong. I'm not powerless. Just because I don't have a superpower doesn't mean I can't do anything. I can protect my friends. I can. I know I can, I have to. I'm not useless. I'm not.

[ihatethehero]

jun, it's alright. they're just trying to get to you

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

Please. Please I can't be useless I'm strong I can protect you

[just-a-tired-sidekick]

It's funny how you threaten us when you're powerless yourself. Like, what could you even do if we did go after your boss? You villains are all talk.

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You're wrong. I'm not powerless. Just because I don't have a superpower doesn't mean I can't do anything. I can protect my friends. I can. I know I can, I have to. I'm not useless. I'm not.