Hairs Messy Lifes Messy

Not much to tell, what you see is what you get.

[animations-daily]

[animalsnaps]

[animalsnaps]

[animalsnaps]

[just-about-nowhere]

I'm a piece of fucking artwork. You're just a fucking piece of work.

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[niknak79]

[tree-whispering]

beep beep

[mimibon-deactivated666420-deact]

What is that!

[nge-deactivated20220127]

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

[mimibon-deactivated666420-deact]

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

[somuchawkwerd]

it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

[fallforwatsonmoved-blog]

[theshells]

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

[lunapics]

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

[lightspeedsound]

Hermione Granger also: 

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

[manybodies]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[gidguard]

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Suburbs! by Thomas Sanders

[seductiveicecreamcones]

I’m in literal tears

[algaesquid]

[ruinedchildhood]

[liftedandgiftedd]

that spoon twirl was so gangster

[ask-vikingslender-deactivated20]

[yodiscrepo]

[timotheechalametscumslut]

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

[jaidefinichon]

[englshgrls]