Three chickens in a trench coat

Finnish | they/them | I love birds There’s no continuity, just.. stuff Mid twenties

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[dovewithscales]

Matilda found out life's not fair and said "But I can make it less unfair. Watch." And honestly that's a powerful lesson. We may not all have off the charts telekinesis and super genius intelligence, but we can all look at injustice and say "No actually I'm gonna make this better."

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[richerandmorepossible]

no one is comi - wrong!! someone always comes! the uber driver came to take me to my new apartment. my kindergarten teachers came to teach me how to count and read. all the people who researched, wrote and edited my favourite books came to share a new way of thinking about the world. enough of this individualist bullshit, someone always comes. fred rogers was right, we were all loved into being. someone always comes.

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[creekfiend]

my dog fancy opinion is that they should stop making dogs with The Disease and people don't like that very much because it would make the breed standard sad

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[the-radio-star]

Finally some good fucking news

[twocubes]

fgdgsjskahdfas

i am, cryying;

[criscura]

"tests inconclusive, we will simply have to play with them a little more (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)"

[enby-denby]

The gaming will continue until our understanding of rat morale improves

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[3-aem]

hand studies I loved doing

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[cherrieblade]

what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

[localpubliclibrary]

Hi I’m your dog I just took a big huge drink of water from my bowl can I please put my snout on your cell phone please onto your cell phone I want to lay my snout on your cell phone that’s in your hand with my wet mouth and chin. On your cell phone that’s. Please

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

[mehilaiselokuva]

Why did you learn Finnish?

To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.

Hope this helps!