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[just-shower-thoughts]

The mafia is romanticized but being a gang member is generally looked down upon

[just-froggy-thoughts]

It's racism

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ancients worshiping the sun makes sense, since without the sun life cannot exist.

[just-froggy-thoughts]

It's a big fucking ball of light in the sky that makes you go blind if you look at it what else were they gonna do

[just-shower-thoughts]

6 inches automatically makes you think of penis no matter what it is

[just-froggy-thoughts]

Subway

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically the voice in you head has grown up with you and was once a child

[just-froggy-thoughts]

Jokes on you bitch it's still a child

[just-shower-thoughts]

Millennials and Gen-z are killing the serial-killer industry by always carrying around a smartphone.

[just-shower-responses]

now thats just what Big Serial Killer wants you to think. the industry is actually thriving right now (x, x) so honestly youre spreading half-truths at best and should just delete your blog…

[just-froggy-thoughts]

As a local serial killer, I can confirm that we're doing great!

[erzvolnes]

yknow like :}

[erzvolnes]

ehehehehe

[erzvolnes]

these frogs are gay

[erzvolnes]

):<

[erzvolnes]

yknow like 🍄!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe people like stepping on crunchy leaves for the same reason dogs like squeaky toys, it simulates killing

[just-froggy-thoughts]

Why simulate it?

[hendyo-98]

This is late, this is extremely late and I am very sorry. Drawing and re drawing, work and procrastination got me delivering this late. Anyways, please like this, and tell me what you think.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every employer wants a thoughtful employee so long as they’re not thinking about a raise.

[just-froggy-thoughts]

most of the time im thinking about frogs

[just-shower-thoughts]

Any bookmark that costs more than a dollar is a waste of money, because you could just use the dollar.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The taller you are, the more people will ask your height

[just-froggy-thoughts]

as someone who is far too tall, can confirm

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s probably some undiscovered species out there which just have incredible camouflage

[just-froggy-thoughts]

I hope it's a frog!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

In exactly 200 years, the date will be 2-2-2222.

[just-shower-responses]

in 300 years we will have the next supercontinent ❤

[just-shower-thoughts]

You ever killed your own vibe by thinking

[just-froggy-thoughts]

Every moment of every day, actually

[just-shower-thoughts]

Biology is the only school subject where drawing a penis can be approved

[just-froggy-thoughts]

Art class, sometimes

[funny-thoughts]

most people die with a KD of 0:1

[just-aussie-thoughts]

But for a very low price ah 3 bucks, you can change that

[just-soap-thoughts]

what the fuck is a KD

[just-froggy-thoughts]

It's a kill:death ratio! My current KD is 27:6