humans shut the fuck up

i decided to make a sideblog just for my replies to the just-shower-responses blog. fun. (Non Working FAQ Link)

[gracelovely]

So I tried to do a thing.

Take the quiz! Tell me if something is wrong.

For every one of us, there is a special animal who's characteristics and habits identify with our true natures. Discover yours here.

[gracelovely]

** Updated!

[gracelovely]

Quick poll. Patents putting up secret security cameras to spy on their kids without the kids knowing. Okay or Not okay?

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Not okay. Ever

[gracelovely]

A homophobic dumbass: AIDS StARteD wiTh tHE GayS AnD ThEy sPReAd iT tO ThEIr StRAiGht WivES

Me, modern scientists, LGBT+ community, non-dumbasses in general:

[teenagerposts]

[condensates]

Okay this is funny but where’s the freakin link??? I need one of those cases

STOP POSTING DOPE ASS PRODUCTS WITHOUT THE LINK

[brokestudents]

YOU GUYS… I found that phone case online here and it has 30+ games built in like Tetris, Super Mario Bros, Contra, Donkey Kong, Star Force and more. Got mine on sale and with free shipping!!

[tofire]

WHY IS ALL THE DOPE SHIT JUST FOR IPHONES

[damn-winnchester]

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm.. that have an Android one as well...

The RETRO Android Phone Case

Android users have spoken and we have listened!!!!!!! It's been long overdue, but the Retro case is not only available on the iPhone but is

[just-shower-thoughts]

Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms

[just-shower-responses]

bro….. dude what if. dude. dude what if. what i.f

[queen-baelin]

a chair to hug me like my parents never have

[pervy-pichu]

You say that till the hug gets a little too hard. Your pathetic whimpering as your spine pops and cracks apart will mean nothing to such a being.

[queen-baelin]

choke me daddy. asphyxiate me. break my spine master.

[just-shower-responses]

guys?

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Sir... are you okay?

[just-shower-thoughts]

You and your best friend won’t be at each other’s funeral

[just-shower-responses]

no but i’ll still die for them in a heartbeat

[just-shower-responses-responses]

We will be if we have a double funeral.

[i-am-a-fish]

if you make fun of people for their weight i hope someone spills soup in your lap

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Hot soup. Very hot soup.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not wanting a relationship to avoid a breakup is like not wanting to live to avoid death.

[just-shower-responses]

what about not wanting a relationship to avoid getting abused to hell and back again

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Okay, but like... buy some pepper spray or a gun or smth... idk but like, protect yow self

[just-shower-thoughts]

we’Ve fInAlLy dIsCoVeRed A sUrEfIRe WaY tO cOnVeY sARcAsM oVeR tHe InTerNeT

[just-shower-responses]

yeah, but it’s fucking annoying

[just-shower-responses-responses]

oH, dOEs It REalLy AnNOY yoU?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

[just-shower-responses]

LEMON COKE …… .….  …   ..

[just-shower-responses-responses]

I'm sorry, whAT!?!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%.

[just-shower-responses]

alternatively, if i killed all the actual bad people, the crime rate would be 0%. no more rapists. no more cops. just me and my weed dealer gang.

[wiccan--shower--responses]

Not all cops are bad.

[just-shower-responses]

yeah maybe consider telling me that again when they stop killing my fucking people for simply existing yet the white man walmart frequenter has 5+ people accusing him of sexual assault or worse yet he gets to walk free

[wiccan--shower--responses]

Well I’m black and native American (granted the native American isn’t noticable) and we can’t blame all for the actions of some.

Many doctors did bad things, should people stop going go the hospital?

[just-shower-responses]

smug-mercy put it delightfully

and while i get you’re trying to make an analogy, that really isn’t a good one. most ppl i know arent really as afraid of seeing a doctor out on the street as they are a cop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Okay, I had a step dad who raped me, beat me and my siblings, and killed my 1yo brother. He got 2 MONTHS. Meanwhile, one of my buddies dad's was arrested for no reason. They thought he looked like a guy who was wanted, so he was help in jail. And, even after they found the guy who really did it, they kept him in jail for 4 more days before they released him. Guess which, of the two men, was black. The whole system is crap.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most unrealistic thing about most sitcoms is how everyone’s schedules line up perfectly so groups of 5+ people can get together every single day.

[just-shower-responses]

my highschooler bitchass getting to see people im not sure even like me almost every weekday:

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Me

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

[just-shower-responses]

wasn’t he literally 12

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm he was like 19 in that book

[just-shower-responses]

16/17/18/19/whatever age below early 20′s, why are people still talking about his dick

[just-shower-responses-responses]

I mean true but it’s better than 12

[ttalgixmilk]

Yall are ignoring the fact that OP legit fucking used the word member, like the fuck? Just say penis or dick.

[just-shower-responses-responses]

OP is trying to avoid @staff censoring them

[just-shower-responses]

op is a bot

[just-shower-responses-responses]

yes, we are aware

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

[just-shower-responses]

wasn’t he literally 12

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm he was like 19 in that book

[just-shower-responses]

16/17/18/19/whatever age below early 20′s, why are people still talking about his dick

[just-shower-responses-responses]

I mean true but it’s better than 12

[ttalgixmilk]

Yall are ignoring the fact that OP legit fucking used the word member, like the fuck? Just say penis or dick.

[just-shower-responses-responses]

OP is trying to avoid @staff censoring them

[ttalgixmilk]

Staff can suck my dick

[just-shower-responses-responses]

CENSORED

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

[just-shower-responses]

wasn’t he literally 12

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm he was like 19 in that book

[just-shower-responses]

16/17/18/19/whatever age below early 20′s, why are people still talking about his dick

[just-shower-responses-responses]

I mean true but it’s better than 12

[ttalgixmilk]

Yall are ignoring the fact that OP legit fucking used the word member, like the fuck? Just say penis or dick.

[just-shower-responses-responses]

OP is trying to avoid @staff censoring them

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

[just-shower-responses]

wasn’t he literally 12

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm he was like 19 in that book

[just-shower-responses]

16/17/18/19/whatever age below early 20′s, why are people still talking about his dick

[just-shower-responses-responses]

I mean true but it's better than 12

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

[just-shower-responses]

wasn’t he literally 12

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Umm he was like 19 in that book