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Cosmic Funnies
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
PR's Tumblrdome
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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tannertan36
art blog(derogatory)
Andulka
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@just-starry-thoughts
An intro post, because I saw a close friends and decided I need to do one myself!
Hi, I'm Star(Not my real name, obv.), I use she/they pronouns, though when referring to me ominously, please use it/its or she/her.
I prefer to not have my age out there, so no.
And remember to try to be respectful, if not, pretend/lick my boots. Thank you!
ok, so me, @just-starry-thoughts , and @netherator have been hit by the tits fairy. it is very late here so im going to bed, but please report any tit fairy sightings, i am tracking them.
Dirk got Tits Fairied
I'M NOT DEAD LOL tumblr just hates me and life is life, ty for the concern tho :)
ok, so me, @just-starry-thoughts , and @netherator have been hit by the tits fairy. it is very late here so im going to bed, but please report any tit fairy sightings, i am tracking them.
Dirk got Tits Fairied
i am tits fairy
Large bird
ok bye
Hell yeah, brother.
OMG NO FUCKING WAY YOU GOT TITS FAIRIED TOO LMAOOOO @just-mushroom-thoughts
i am tits fairy
Medium
ok bye
that's extremely fair. I like the idea of getting medium tits. meaningful size with minimal back pain
@just-mushroom-thoughts
the tits fairy is actually hitting other people???? was it actually a coincidence my first encounter was mere moments after you got back to tumblr???
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MEEEEEE
VINDICATION
hey in theory it could still be you.... but i doubt it, since i dont think youd ask other blogs to further the claim its not you.
I don't people very peopley. So no
i am tits fairy
Medium
ok bye
that's extremely fair. I like the idea of getting medium tits. meaningful size with minimal back pain
@just-mushroom-thoughts
the tits fairy is actually hitting other people???? was it actually a coincidence my first encounter was mere moments after you got back to tumblr???
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MEEEEEE
VINDICATION
i am tits fairy
Medium
ok bye
that's extremely fair. I like the idea of getting medium tits. meaningful size with minimal back pain
@just-mushroom-thoughts
i'm the tits fairy
large tits for you
ok bye
i got this message from @just-starry-thoughts mere moments after they revealed they opened tumblr for the first time, immedeatly after a conversation where i mentioned being dysphoric so if its not them that would be really funny.
THIS IS NOT ME I SWEAR TO ODIN
Did this really fun human vs selkie anatomy study! Looking at muscular structure and fat deposits and all. Genuinely insane to me how you can take a human body and go, "Yeah, how can I make this more hydrodynamic?" and have it read so very seal.
They're gonna be kind of freaky and uncanny considering I'm looking at the two from purely evolutionary standpoints, and I'm trying to get averages of m/f and regional body types. So take my weirdo blank androgynous flesh dolls.
Planning on probably doing this with other fantasy races! And maybe furries? Let me know if you have requests or questions or feedback! This is completely free to use as a guide, by the way.
When you encounter a wild animal in nature, it's good to bear in mind that a predator can be negotiated with. They don't want to attack unless they're sure they can take you down without risking injury on themselves - a predator that can't hunt won't eat, so going for a risky kill is usually not worth it. A prey animal, however, has nothing to lose. If you spook that thing, it will decide it's best to sell its life dearly and be determined to take you down with it.
This also applies in traffic. A pedestrian is a prey animal. Sure, if I'm walking somewhere and you decide it's a good idea to spook me for no reason, you can try speeding at me as fast as the law allows and screech to a halt at the last possible second. But if the weather is wet and you make me slip while crossing the road, bear in mind that I am carrying a long umbrella with a spike at the end. And if I lose my balance, I might take support of it and land spike first. And the spike might not land on the ground, but the nearest solid surface. While I don't know if my bodyweight is enough to make the umbrella tip puncture the hood of a car, I guess we'll get to find out together.
Spook prey animals at your own risk. Once death is on the line, I've got nothing more to lose.
1998 nickelodeon trade ad
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
Here’s a template
Here’s mine
fish song
what do they want this time
Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi
Day 1: You are who you eat
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(heres the prompt list!)
bonus:
I haven’t really seen any of the more recent U.S. election news hitting tumblr yet so here’s some updates:
There’s evidence of Trump cheating and interfering with the election.
Possible Russian interference.
Mail-in ballots are not being counted or “recognized” in multiple (notably swing) states.
30+ bomb threats were called in and shut down polling stations on Election Day.
20+ million votes are still unaccounted for, and that’s just to have the same voter turnout as 2020.
There was record voter turnout and new/first-time voter registration this year. We definitely should be well over the turnout in 2020.
U.S. citizens are using this site to demand, not only a recount, but a complete investigation into election fraud and interference for the reasons stated above:
Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.
Here is what I submitted as an example:
An investigation for election interference and fraud is required. We desperately need a recount or even a revote. The American people deserve the right to a free and fair election. There has been evidence unveiled of Trump cheating and committing election fraud which is illegal. There is some evidence of possible Russian interference. At least 30+ bomb threats were called in to polling places. Multiple, notably swing states, have ballots unaccounted for and voting machines not registering votes. Ballots and ballot boxes were tampered with and burned. Over 20 million votes that we know of are unaccounted for. With record turnout and new voter registration this year, there should be no possibility that there are less votes than even in the 2020 election.
[ID:
A screenshot with a link and information for contacting the White House directly regarding election fraud. The instructions include choosing to leave a comment to President Joe Biden directly and to select election security as the reason.
The screenshot then instructs people to include any or all of the following information in a paragraph as a comment to the president:
32 fake bomb threats were called into Democratic leaning poll places, rendering polling places closed for at least an hour.
A lot of people reporting their ballots were not counted for various reasons.
This all occurred in swing states.
This is too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting at foul play.
Directly state that an investigation for tampering, interference, fraud is required, not just a recount.
/end ID]
