Jules

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peter, walking past with MJ: so Mr. Stark—

tony: peter!

peter: yeah?

tony: your hair looks nice today!

peter: uh, thanks—

pepper, walking in: peter! I like your shirt! Way cute :)

peter: thanks, Ms. Potts, but—

steve, as he walks by: hey, you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, son

peter: r-right, but—

natasha, walking the other way: peter, if there was anyone I’d wanna be spider siblings with, it’d be you

peter, tearing up: I don’t understand why this keeps happening!

MJ, who stuck a “compliment me” note on his back after he said something self deprecating: I have no idea either ://

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For sale: Haunted house, unlived in.

Six word stories

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The master thief who stole hearts

Six word stories

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The lonely robber gave too much

Six word stories

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They, Them

My teacher: Class we have a new student:

Them: Hi, my name is *stereotypical girl name* 

Teacher: That’s right, this is *stereotypical girl name* and she’s from-

Them: It’s they

Teacher: What?

Them: My pronouns are them and they

Teacher: Sweetie, that’s not grammatically correct *starts a lecture*

Them: *ten minutes later after the lecture is done* IM F*CKING NON-BINARY DEAL WITH IT *walks out of the classroom*

Class: Applauds

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Miraculous Funny

*Phone rings*

Chant Noir: Hello?

Ladybug: *while fighting an Akuma* Yes, what do you want

Chat Noir: Its chat

Ladybug: WHAT HAS HE DONE THIS TIME

Chat Noir: No, it’s me, Chat

Ladybug: *while getting flown across Paris* WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

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Drarry

Harry: Ginny, I’m sorry I have to tell you something

Harry: As wonderful as our time together has been and as much as I love you 

Harry: *flips notecard*

Harry: *drops notecards*

Ginny:......

Harry: FUCK IT I’M GAY

Draco: *in the distance* YES BABE

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I've heard homecoming was supposed to be interesting, but it's not interesting till you get a building dropped on you

Peter Parker, probably explaining to Tony why he felt the need to pursue his date’s dad in a plane and set himself on fire

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Peter-Parker-At-Some-Point

Peter: Mr. Stark is not my dad! I promise you

Strange: Everyone who thought Tony was Peter’s dad raise your hand

Tony walks in: *raises hand*

Tony: PETER PUT YOUR HAND DOWN I HAVEN’T FILLED OUT THE ADOPTION PAPERS YET

Strange: Yet

Pepper: Yet

Rhodes: Yet

Everyone in the MCU: Yet

Peter: YET???!?!??!!

Tony:.......yeet?

Peter: *crying of happiness* cOmE hErE dAd.

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Wasn’t aware there were four different ways to speak English.

Canada: SCREECHES IN POLITE

Australia: Mate your kangaroo is in the backyard and its destroying my house.

Britain: Would you like some tea?

America: FUCK U, FUCK UR KANGAROO FUCK UR TEA THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

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