[just-british-things]

Bodyguard on BBC is a great show but its only downfall is the fact that they expect us to believe a scottish bloke willingly shagged a tory and thats just a step too unrealistic for me 

[rareia]

[different-landscapes]

Hallstatt, Austria 🇦🇹  Photography by Cuma Cevik

[helpingg]

[miss-vortex]

If real life was like The Sims

[magnemite-not-make-it]

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[chrstopher]

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

[reveurh]

i just wanna get an apartment in paris and drink coffee and eat croissants all day

[malfunc-tion]

omg

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[luzthelight]

[kaylabonaventura]

Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought

[thefashionreef]

[audiovisual-dept]

[ex-plore]

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

[itslatingirl]

[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[octobrsvryownn-deactivated20240]