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Fakemon Blog Pokémon Fanfic AO3 i'm sorry y'all i only have two settings, "pokémon" and "off" a being designed for seclusion, singularity of purpose, and remorseless resolve. In the practice of this Art I shall put aside fear for courage, ignorance for knowledge, apathy for action, order for justice, greed for generosity, jealousy for admiration, spite for gratitude, self-effacement for due credit, and death for life. whitest canadian up north doing the science asexual agender swarmqueen arachnomatriarch woman-king, witch-queen, mage-lord, night's empress, winter's heir, lady liege, imperatrix dea caller of dragons, master of beasts shape-shifter, foe-reaper, deep-delver finder of water, breaker of men, speaker for the dead you may have heard of me.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[adobe-outdesign]

guy in the Pokemon universe tweeting "lmao check out this fucked up Gardevoir 🤣🤣🤣" and the attached photo is just this

[anasauruss]

cat falling off table

2022

acrylic on canvas

30 x 40 cm

[highlandvalley]

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[thecolossalennui]

#this seems like the kind of thing that might as well happen#hey guys the flu that makes you butt pregnant is going around

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[thecolossalennui]

[vensft]

Ties our red string of fate into a lasso and pulls someone else into our relationship

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[ghirahimbo]

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

[kelp-kelp]

More from the notes:

[aiyexayen]

adding to the collection

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[mellifexfarm]

my lump

[vamp1rate]

sometimes i really love inaturalist

[sideiest-blog-around]

Oh this is great

[astra-the-dragon]

more highlights:

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

you, too, can contribute to the project! :3

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]