Who the fuck cares?

Wait what happened?

[sandmandaddy69]

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[boot-sanford]

[only-tiktoks]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

HELP

[fishgummy]

pull up his shirt play with his

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

you get it sid

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

sid where did you get this

[nepofledgling]

I’m not “showing signs of mental illness” I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks i act really normal. I think. I’m pretty sure

[incandescent-teddybear]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i’m the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[amateur]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[memewhore]

[fuzzyghost]

[rozegolden]

[brucebocchi]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

[the-stray-liger]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

[the-stray-liger]

"Im not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward

[the-stray-liger]

"Im the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch