Marxist-Leninist-Meowist :3

Any pronouns • bi • tme • ML • geography + flags <3 • currently learning Greek • asks welcomed

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[tamamita]

The whole "Key to Heaven" concept that Satrapi talked about in her memoir is probably the most disgusting piece of propaganda that was co-opted West, because I know a bunch of Iranian Shi'as, some of whom are veterans of the Iraqi-Iran war, and none of them have ever heard of it.

[tamamita]

The Key to Heaven was a myth where Iranian child soldiers were wearing a key around their neck, so that, in their supposed martyrdom while fighting the Iraqis, the keys would grant them access to heaven.

Not only is this a myth, but it has no religious basis.

[anton--rayne]

"Neutral" periphery states are low kirky being tsunderes with BRICS

[anton--rayne]

b-baka!! stop de-dollarizing me!! i-it’s not like i want your New Development Bank loans or anything,,

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[maskdoll]

"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched

[fuckedelf]

WHO IS CHARLIE HORSE

[flipchild]

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

[cherrysworlds]

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

[soup-mother]

Tumblr is a website for autistic people to share their own misconceptions about their special interests as unquestionable facts. It really brings a tear to your eye.

[xquisitedeadguy]

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton

[passion-of-l0vers]

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.

[irish-american-chan]

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

[trumbloola]

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

[irish-american-chan]

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

[trumbloola]

I miss you. I miss you so much.

[witchofanguish]

[mimill3]

animal cell diagram 🦠

[natoapologistblocker]

Certified The Economist classic. They are just a parody of themselves

[natoapologistblocker]

[enchantedbleachdrink]

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]