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Felix. Gay. He/They. 01 Aug 2000. Leo. SK, Canada. Nurse. Snap: okay_hi

[kata4a]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[in-sufficientdata]

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

[visionaryness]

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

[transrubato]

i love nonlooping gifs hes dead forever

[wayneradiotv]

[vodcar]

[memewhore]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[tchaikovskaya]

[amateur]

[unbotheredmuse]

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[dwinkus]

[dwinkus]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[neenarchive]

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I mean Elon Musk has of course now cancelled the blue checkmark bullshit so no more Twitter fun with verified accounts, but shout out to my personal fave of someone pretending to be Gamefreak and tweeting "Gen 8 was bad because we wanted to accurately portray living in the UK"

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Legends only

[palmer]

He Kate on my Bush til I Run Up That Hill

[palmer]

Is this anything

[segamascot]

not really, sorry

[palmer]

Bate on my Kush til we’re cloudbusting daddy

[segamascot]

i take my shoes off and diiiive into the pussy and i'll be eight inches under water

[palmer]

Not how the song goes.

[ibuprofengirl]

the gynaecologist took one look, laughed out loud and told me it's hopeless. they'll have to shoot my hole like a lame horse

[thickness-protection-program]

I need emoji makers to finally flip the 👀 emoji bc I'm tryna match this energy with my mutuals

[zetexkindasucks]

twitter’s dead, have this picture of Elon he blocks people over

[acek20]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]