[justabumatthepark]

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"THE BOOK OF PETTY"

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-my boyfriend wanted to take me out to pizza

but I'd rather be with you

-how would you feel if you read that?

I would just brush it off

>I don't believe you

-just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't

this is worth my time

-why is she hiding shit though?

my guess

she wants everything

>you're talking about yourself

-original character

I found a use for you neo

so all of this is just making you hella angry huh?

and you would just move on to the next girl huh?

>isn't that what you do?

-I don't hold grudges

so anger huh?

this is all research neo

we are not the same

and she seems to have a lot of ideas

using you for money

having a rebound

is love unconditional?

you have 30 seconds

now you know why she wants to be with me and not you

you'll throw her away at the first sign of danger

not to mention

you don't even pay attention

everything is about you

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-so chicken

you're pretty deceptive

>I thougth you would love me no matter what

-I said I would love her

not you

pretty privilage

>so she can be deceptive and I cant

-precisely

with me anyways

unconditional love

if it was every girl it wouldn't be special right?

characters are pretty flawed am I right?

using them for money is pretty rough

and homeboy over here would lose his bananas

anger issues you know how that is

original character

circle k is that way

I found a use for you neo

character creation

-I really miss her right now

make it worth my time

wya

if you could describe your project in one word what would it be?

diversification

"characters welcome"

character creation is complex

so much more than "good or evil"

I know it's hard for a self righteous mind to comprehend

not "girls"

girl

singular

one princess at a time like

finn

bring me the one that thinks outside the box

nothing personal neo

our issues just dovetailed

come at me, cunt

may the most righteous win

hear ye hear ye

almighty and despair

I AM A GOD

UNTIL THE DAY I GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

stubborn just like me

I love it

good job bitch

you made me chuckle

if I were not petty

then I'd wish to be puto fag

>just ignore him

-ignore him?

I want him here

he's been here since I opened my eyes for the first time

"you merely adapted to the darkness

I was born in it"

so is the relationship still worth it?

she might be cheating

who knows

does that make you angry little man?

huh, bud?

characters sure are flawed huh?

like issabel

don't you agree useless whore?

what you paranoid for bitch

wya

you got 30 seconds

that's the discipline

you see how generous I am

I'm giving you the answers

your death will taste that much sweeter

I wouldn't let vanity cloud my judgement

never judge a book by it's cover

I DON'T DO SHIT FOR NO RAP IMAGE

-you catch her cheating and she gave you attitude the whole relationship

how upset are you?

if you ask me

not at all

>I don't believe you

-whatever

it's all puffs of hot air

until it isn't

plus I've done it before

you need to see someone for your anger issues bud

try hard: 2

try harder

she makes him angry because it's funny

and that's why she likes him

if she wasn't crazy then I'd say she was insane

but she doesn't treat him like that

does that make you feel like a loser?

yo chicken

why doesn't she treat him like him?

original character

meet

rosalina katsaros

circle k ass nigga

stupid fucking heifer

a match made in heaven

I know it's hard for a self righteous mind to understand

character creation

it's different with us simple simple motherfucker

I'm coming for you too

keep your handicaps cunt

and you can't even put in any input

40 year old virgin

mr handicap man

nigga hasn't gotten pussy since nam'

he get's his fucking ai vacuum to suck him off while he codes and shit

if a girl accidently rubs his hand that nigga cums

simple simon motherfuckers

make it worth my time

-this guy I'm seeing is so boring

can you believe he wanted to take me out for pizza

I mean we have all sorts of options and he landed on pizza?

-you're so cute (:

I already told you you won

so basically I'm already dead

you try to hard

we're just shooting the shit

but thanks for the data (:

is this fictional story making you angry?

neo the hero

these niggas are fucking nerds

ya' feelin' it mr krabs?

>you encourage it so you're part of the problem

-not me

you mean character #3

-wait don't some of y'all chickens encourage this shit?

using him as a rebound

using him for money

I mean character creation is complex

you skanks have 30 seconds

monopoly is one hell of a game isn't it?

I found a use for you, neo

>what makes you different?

-I'm way too busy to hold grudges

way too busy to try to save the world, neo

you skanks have 30 seconds

not everything is about you

meet my original character

oc if you will

I've already accepted that my life is over

I have no regrets

now

character creation

plato once suggested that there is a perfect form of everything to an individual

diogenes interrupted and challenged him then asked for the perfect form of emptiness

plato was stunned

diogenes pointed at his head towards his brain

he said

"I think you'll find the emptiness here, bud"

I heard enough I need

you hate her unless she does everything you want her to, I get it

we are not the same

I actually love her

I've never been a backseat gamer

bring me the one that thinks outside the box

-should she feel bad for him?

because I don't think she should

"it's so much more than good or evil"

character creation is complex

>you're an asshole and a piece of shit

-duh

call me dickmaster

you chickens have 30 seconds

-he always acts all high and mighty

I can't sit down without him complaining

to explain

character #2 is blue

character #1 is pink

>so why does she stay?

-she finds him funny

-he's always talking about his friends like he's obsessed with them

and they are all guys

-damn babe that's crazy

you find these texts

does it make you upset?

I need dialogue

imma be real with you

it wouldn't bother me

that's the discipline

character creation is extremely complex

OC as I like to call it

told you I had some hollywood level shit

rosalina katsaros

-16 years old

-car sales intern

-corvette

-billionare

ehh, I'll throw you a bone

#character 2

-anger issues

-self righteous

-wealthy (inherited)

-mommy and daddy pay for almost everything

>yeah well character #3 is thirsty

-yeah well I haven't gotten around to character #3 he's irrelevant at the moment

maybe we can use him for money chicken

I mean he already holds the door open and insists on paying the billl

it's a work in progress but it's getting there

>what if this happens to you

-I wouldn't care

move on

I actually love her

if you paid attention instead of sucking the bros dick

she wouldn't be there

with him

>sound familiar

-no, it sounds like dialogue

so he's self righteous

so doesn't mind his business

-he gossips more than some of my girlfriends

sorry I know that would make you upset

anyways none of this is making it in the final cut

I'm just trying to get some data

rosalina thinks character #2 is so irrelevant she doesn't talk about him outside her fun with him

we're just using him anyways right chicken?

a rebound and free dinner right?

you have 30 seconds you useless whore

so why are you gatekeeping her?

character #3 is one of a kind to rosalina

that's why he's a priority

>character #4 wants him

-I love it

chefs kiss

so why are you gatekeeping her?

>because he's mine

-character 3 doesn't belong to anyone okay

rosalina thinks character 3 is dreamy

so does character #4

love the data I'm collecting here

character creation is complex

do you fault her?

a court jester is different from a joker

why are you gatekeeping her?

circle k ass nigga

stupid fucking heifer

a match made in heaven

do you fault her?

character creation

it's hard to comprehend for a self righteous mind

it's different with us simple simon motherfucker

you skanks have 30 seconds

I can't take you idiots serious

you have a bunch of idiots around you

BUT NONE OF THEM WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH LIKE I WILL

make it worth my time

act like I been rich I used to have nothin'

-yo chicken

what's character #2's profession?

>he's a drug dealer

-of course he is

-you know what I totally see it

with the anger issues and all

I'm starting to understand how it's a nightmare dating him

and why he's the rebound and you use him for free food and gifts

>shut up

-oops, was I not supposed to say that out loud?

it's called character creation

I mean I guess if the shoe fits

>he's a 10/10 and he has a big dick

-fair enough

when is he gonna see a psychiatrist?

or are you cosigning his behavior?

oh, wait you're using him as a rebound and to get free food and gifts

cuss yeah he's cute but he's kind of an idiot right?

so you don't really care about his mental health do you?

>I don't see anything wrong with his behavior

-okay, thanks for the data

-so throwaway

this one is your favorite?

you said you had multiple girls right

so are the other ones as crazy as this one?

okay, you're right I won't tell her about the one you really want

damn bro all that dick and she still chose the guy with a smaller one

that's rough

>haha motherfucker you got jokes tonight

-I'm working on a story

I thought you were helping me?

a collaboration, right?

It's called character creation

you have to visualize the character

-so chicken

10/10 he has a big dick

that makes sense he's a rebound

we can't have everything

too bad that really sweet caring guy is ugly

you aren't his type anyway so it all works out

circle k ass nigga

and the

stupid fucking heifer

thank you for your help with my character creation

I found a use for you, neo

hear ye hear ye

almighty and despair

I AM A GOD

UNTIL THE DAY I GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

I'm coming for you too you fucking nerd

I say let him play regularly

I'll keep my handicaps

lain the nerd

you moved up in the world

good for you bud

I don't know who misinformed you

BUT I'M A HUGE FUCKING HATER

not a snake

a dragon

-I have another question

are you willing to talk about her throwaway?

we all have that one and you know which one I'm talking about

you put no fucking fear in my heart

-and it isn't that fucking skank I'll tell you that now

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since I got your attention fuck all of you

kill yourselves

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I'm shooting the shit with the void

no one cares right?

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wyd

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I promise you that as long as I breathe I will give up my life to protect you

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I really miss her right now

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I would love to listen to her voice for hours

an angel articulating

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I could sit in a room watching her change outfits and doing her makeup my whole life

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character creation is complex

if characters weren't flawed we wouldn't have our

walter whites

thanos

darth vader

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I'm open to suggestions here, cunt

[justabumatthepark]

your suggestions suck so much ass

throwaway

so you don't love them

you just want them to love you?

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-my boyfriend wanted to take me out to pizza

but I'd rather be with you

-how would you feel if you read that?

I would just brush it off

>I don't believe you

-just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't

this is worth my time

-why is she hiding shit though?

my guess

she wants everything

>you're talking about yourself

-original character

I found a use for you neo

so all of this is just making you hella angry huh?

and you would just move on to the next girl huh?

>isn't that what you do?

-I don't hold grudges

so anger huh?

this is all research neo

we are not the same

and she seems to have a lot of ideas

using you for money

having a rebound

is love unconditional?

you have 30 seconds

now you know why she wants to be with me and not you

you'll throw her away at the first sign of danger

not to mention

you don't even pay attention

everything is about you

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make it worth my time

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-I wouldn't have gotten mad

seriously

anything chicken come on

circle k is that way

what about you retard

do you have another girlfriend?

because I don't

or I wouldn't

>that's because you're an idiot

-no it's because I love her for her

come as you are right?

otherwise you don't actually love her

you love the idea of her

you have 30 seconds

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>when do you stop loving her

-never

when do you?

is she worth fighting for?

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>would you fight for her

-yes

I have to get what I want

and right now I want to give her all my love

>what if she wants you to leave

-I'll leave

she can come back whenever she wants

>what if she never comes back

-oh well

as long as she's happy

>she's not coming back

-original character

rosalina katsaros

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*he drove all the way to her house to pick her up. it was a 50 minute drive*

text message

-I'm outside

as soon as she gets inside the car she gets a message from the guy she wants to be with

-hey plans changed I'm free

she leaves to be with him

-how do you feel?

I wouldn't trip imma be real

>I don't give a fuck I have 10 more

-think of your favorite

how would you feel?

-yo chicken

why did you waste his time?

I got you bro

I'm on your side

>I wouldn't waste his time

-circle k is that way

original character

rosalina katsaros

she's doing it

why?

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>idk why

-me neither

why keep him around in the first place?

you have 30 seconds

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>he's the rebound

-thanks for reminding me

>that means you're a rebound

-I'll be that

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I promise you that as long as I breathe I will give up my life to protect you

[justabumatthepark]

tbh I wouldn't feel right if I didn't do everything in my power to get what I want

and right now I really want to give you all of my love~

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make it worth my time

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-I wouldn't have gotten mad

seriously

anything chicken come on

circle k is that way

what about you retard

do you have another girlfriend?

because I don't

or I wouldn't

>that's because you're an idiot

-no it's because I love her for her

come as you are right?

otherwise you don't actually love her

you love the idea of her

you have 30 seconds

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>when do you stop loving her

-never

when do you?

is she worth fighting for?

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>would you fight for her

-yes

I have to get what I want

and right now I want to give her all my love

>what if she wants you to leave

-I'll leave

she can come back whenever she wants

>what if she never comes back

-oh well

as long as she's happy

>she's not coming back

-original character

rosalina katsaros

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always on tea time

BEEN READY

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