Tonight's The Night,

Name is Shannon I am 25 I am a mom This is my blog

[huwebes]

DJHSJFHJSHJFHJSHFJS I LOVE A MAN

[waynecoyne]

[worm-banhmi]

[skinoutqueen]

I really cannot believe how nasty I can be when provoked by the right person. It’s sensational.

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[greenleaf9]

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

[1010meha]

The FUCKING BRAIN QUESTS OH MY GOD

[six-foot-two-phanchild]

My entire childhood.

[danisontnonfire]

wait do they not have these things anymore what

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

[respectfulmemes]

[crystalssnacks-blog]

[yearnfulsuggestion]

concept: you and me, finally getting to sleep together under tons of warm blankets.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[zehumanparachute]

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

[justabunchofshananigans]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[postllimit]

live footage of, me

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[denisvileneuve]

The Lion King (1994), dir. Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff

[teenscoolest]

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[clevelandslair]

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful