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[apairoflentes]

A lot to unpack here

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

Aziraphale and Crowley are mlm. Moron loves moron

[monsterswithvibes]

guys id never date a man whos shorter than me

[monsterswithvibes]

cause im a lesbian

[boguscantaloupe]

The human bodies are great. They can do so many things. Many of which are stupid.

[crazybuttcheeks]

[neo-soulless]

The BEST part is the guy posting hole pics in the notes

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Me looking at the notes even though I was literally just told what’s in the notes

[narcoslug]

dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

[narcoslug]

I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

[lun-avi]

Can i write a eulogy

[narcoslug]

Please do

[narcoslug]

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

[narcoslug]

What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

[lun-avi]

Oh my god nael

[narcoslug]

He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

[narcoslug]

Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

Look at this lil mothersucker

[narcoslug]

Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

[lun-avi]

Press F to pay respects

[narcoslug]

WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

[lun-avi]

Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

[narcoslug]

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

[sanattafrank]

this week’s coping mechanism is...

*drumroll*

reblogging thirty good luck posts at once and hoping one of them does something

[vesuviass]

Thanks to the update we now know Lucio is the type of partner to call you “Magnificent” even if you look like a Hot Mess™

And I, for one, find that beautiful

[sanattafrank]

im so fucking sorry i don’t know what fandom this is from but i misread Lucio as Luigi and im losing my fucking mindjsbmsdjwmjdsbdb

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if you make posts i hate you and I’m going to kill you

[yoishiu]

what a classic this is

[sanattafrank]

homophobes: *have been literally torturing and murdering lgbt+ ppl for YEARS*

taylor swift:

[melody26072013-deactivated20210]

The lineup

[pissvortex]

would anyone like some chease

just a liddle pece of chease

[dat-soldier]

[sunfortune]

that post on here that was like “suzanne collins was valid for finishing her trilogy and then leaving us alone Unlike jk rowling and stephanie meyer” jinxed us. hasnt even been a year since that and we get a prequel announcement? after a decade?? look what yall did. if it ends up being weird im blaming yall

[sanattafrank]

when god was creating me

hm. how about a little pizazz? *gives me depression*

[hadeestown]

Anthony Ramos and Christopher Jackson performing 96,000 during the Tony Awards commercial break!

[sanattafrank]

[sanattafrank]

нарушитель

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

for sale: diamond boots for minecraft wife. never worn