RIP Melvin Dipp… you would have LOVED cigarettes, axe cologne, Fortnite, telling people they wouldn’t last five minutes in a COD lobby, The Amazing World of Gumball, quoting niche comedy movie lines with Sergei, that sour apple baseball gum, a bleach and tone, “showing people brainrot” tiktoks, Super Mario Logan, ice cream hair, PE class, track and field, collecting club penguin cards, calling Trip “Terrance,” geek bars, money, bad pick up lines, Sublime, stealing Gramma’s card for V-Bucks, having a medal collection, calling Cherry “Gingy,” Jonah Hill movies, iShowSpeed, calling Beverly “Beaverly,” the Jittleyang and Fuhluhtoogan war, trollling in squad fills with Sergei, running, giving people five big booms, taste testing your Gramma’s ancient liquor at like 3 in the morning just to run to the kitchen sink and spit it out, relating to Greg Heffley, the girl-fight relay race incident, the cringey tiktok British rap, Trailer Park Boys, calling people the f-slur, wearing Trip’s clothes, the Barbenheimer war, a dog pillow pet, those hair gel sticks every boy had back in 2017, reptiles, and more.
