My name is River, I'm 25, pronouns are they/them and I have been a lurker on tumblr and in fandom spaces since I was 12 years old. I've tried to have blogs for certain fandoms before but because I cycle through obsessions I end up abandoning them so I'm just keeping this more-so as a personal blog and then I might use side blogs.
Idk - I'm just here to have fun and connect with like minded people who enjoy the same fandoms as me.
I LOVE Tv shows and movies - I'm a total cinephile. Consuming media is favourite thing to do and makes me so happy. I am aiming to watch 200 movies this year - I am currently struggling with this as I can't help but keep rewatching The Maze Runner movies and I feel like counting repeat watches is cheating. I am also currently watching Teen Wolf for the first time - cheesy af and so camp but I love it.
I also love to read fanfiction, if you see me reblog for a fandom you write for, definitely recommend me your fics!
If we have anything in common or you think you might want to chat, please send me a message!
𖤓 Ivy Growing Downwards : the coolest “plants taking over the world” au i have ever seen in my LIFE ( newtmas flower shop slow burn kinda) peak peak peak love this fic
65,562 words 4/4 chapters
𖤓 Misplaced Mistakes (You’re The Best Kind) : i genuinely love this fic so much and i laughed at the humor in this too (au). slow burn and related to both of them too much in this
53,438 words 10/10 chapters
𖤓 No Better Version Of Me Than When I’m With You : i’m a sucker for this fic, friends to fake lovers to real lovers UGHHHH love this so bad and it’s realistic and ugh peak slow burn (explicit)
60,230 words 16/16 chapters
𖤓 Ten : newtmas in the mental hospital au but with insane lore and a slowwww burn.
this was the first ever newtmas fic i read and i was sucked into the story, i read this all day everyday and on my work breaks. (General Audience)
196,760 words 59/59 chapters
𖤓 Fixation : i love me some freaks what can i say, friends with benefits to lovers (explicit)
31,560 words 5/5 chap
𖤓 A Reason To Bleed : writer Newt and soccer player Thomas friends to lovers 10000/10
Words: 48,710 Chapters: 5/5
𖤓 With Everything I Am : strangers to fake lovers to friends to REAL lovers
Words: 58,220 Chapters: 5/5
𖤓 Kismet : late 20’s au Thomas is a single father and Newt is a kindergarten teacher (and also in a band). they are so cute in this fic PLEASE READ IT- slow burnnn
Words: 92,912 Chapters: 20/20
𖤓 Kenopsia : sci-fi au. i can’t give you any details because it will spoil the whole thing BUT PLEASE READ ITS AMAZING
Words: 27,959 Chapters: 1/1
𖤓 Carousel : phenomenal childhood friends to sneaky links to lovers AU. every character is lovable and written so so well.
Words: 82,642 Chapters: 5/5
𖤓 West Side : famous actor Newt and old friend Thomas. Newt needs a damn hug.
Words: 97,511 Chapters: 22/22
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Crank Newtmas Fics ~
⋆.˚ Wanna Eat Your Heart Out (I Don’t Wanna Be Alone) : ‼️{this fic haunts my narrative and means so much to me } gorey and painful Crank Newt with conflicting love/hate for Thomas (mature). cannibalism as a metaphor for love.
read at your own risk
17,829 words 8/8 chapters
⋆.˚ Long Story Short : crank newt, my beloved, is fucking crazy in this (mature)
“Newt persists, and walks the precarious line between wanting to kill and to kiss Thomas.”
41,896 words 5/5 chapters
⋆.˚ You Heartbeat In Mine : Thomas let’s crank Newt bite him
Words: 3,746 Chapters: 2/2
⋆.˚ Living With A Wild Hunger : Post crank Newt who is still trying to get used to being in his own body again, and how he felt/feels for Thomas
Words: 7,653 Chapters: 1/1
⋆.˚ Desire, Like A Monster : The Flare is a parasite and its own character, while Newt is the host, and both are obsessed with Thomas
Words: 2,891 Chapters: 1/1
⋆.˚ Caudal Autonomy : Newt discovering he has the flare. more of a ‘flare’ study, but i love this authors writing so much.
Words: 805 Chapters: 1/1
⋆.˚ Love Bites : Crank Newt as a VAMPIRE oh boy oh boy yall need to read this immediately
Words: 4,410 Chapters: 1/1
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Canon compliant/divergence Fics ~
𖤓 Blood On My Shirt, Heart In My Hand (Still Beating) : after Minho gets taken, Newtmas set out for maps but end up making out
Words:7,366Chapters:1/1
𖤓 Crushed Flowers : Post TDC with kinda established Newtmas
Words:6,082Chapters:1/1
𖤓 Find A Name To Call It : i personally decided this is something to be read after watching and rewatching Death Cure, truly the comfort needed (Teen and Up)
7,401 words 1/1 chapters
𖤓 Something Else : gotta be top 3 freaky fics, sub/dom stuff and other fun tags 😝
(Explicit)
8,170 words 1/1 chapter
𖤓 I Don’t Wanna Slow Dance : TDC fix-it with slight crank Newt. Newt lives.
Words: 2,156 Chapters: 1/1
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This is still a WIP, i will be updating this forever because there’s so many fics that I have yet to discover !! If you do end up reading these, let the author’s know how much you love them and support their work!!! AND let me know so we can discuss these amazingggg fics !!
“What’s your favorite horror movie?” idk maybe when Newt realized he actually wanted to live after two years of being miserable, and then dying right in front of his best friend
I watched send help last night and it was INSANE. Definitely a horror comedy, I couldn’t stop laughing!! Rachel and Dylan did incredible. Would 100% recommend.
