Ways to get petty revenge
(Disclaimer: I didn't come up with all of these myself)
1. Slash three of their car tires. Yes, three, not four. Insurance covers the cost of four slashes tires.
2. Glitter. In. Their. Car's. Air. Vents. Results in a permanently bedazzled car and a hell of a clean up job, and there's no way they'll be able to get all the glitter out.
3. Buy a bag of random keys off Amazon or ebay, the more the better. Also get some luggage tags and attatch them to the. Keys with your enemy's phone number on them. Once you finish that, just hide random keys wherever you go. The library, the gas station, wherever. Your enemy will be getting random calls about their missing keys for years if you hide enough keys.
4. Get some of that nasty American cheese and just smash it into the weird carpeting (or fuzzy seats) in your enemy's car. Better yet if you can rig up a hair dryer, melt that shit in there.
5. Jolly ranchers. Lick em and stick em on windows. Can be car windows, house windows, whatever.
6. Pour nail polish on their car. If they manage to clean the nail polish up, their car's paint job is coming off with it.
7. If you have their contact info, sign them up for a shit-ton of random magazine subscriptions and stuff, just anything you can find, it'll be so annoying.
8. Get a little noise maker, idk what they're called but they can be really small like the size of a button battery, and they beep at random intervals and they can last for a really long time. So get one of those had boys and hide it somewhere in your enemy's house or car, it'll drive them berserk.
9. Spread instant mashed potatoes all over their lawn right before it rains.
10. Get a ton a rubber bands. I mean a ton, like enough to cover a person's entire driveway in a thick layer of rubber bands. And then take those rubber bands and do just that. Do you have any idea how hard that'll be to clean up?
11. Put hair remover in their shampoo.
12. Put glitter in all their soaps. Conditioner, shampoo, body wash, mix it up real good and wait for the results.